I am congo man, work janitorial duty at american state embassy...

I am congo man, work janitorial duty at american state embassy. One day I see man on website laughing so hard I can't help myself check out website I see this website at home call me monkey and want to kill me. WHy can't you see I am your friends I am not a monkey I am good guy I invite you to my house and give you drink and bed. WHy do you hate me and my people we are not perfect but we are human sorry for spelling english not my language.

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Sup Forums doesn't hate Africans. We'd all gladly show up at your hut and cook okra stew together.

you hate the black man of united states?

Don't take most of it seriously.

I don't hate the Congolese. Just stay in your country and we can fight the TRUE enemy together... the Belgians

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I feel no hate for belgium it is not there ancestors who who opressed mine. I do not hate anybody.

this website is known for hating black man of united states that doesnt work and only makes crimes happen and steals and rapes,
those who work honest jobs, like you, they like

B8 thread?

maybe you take real life from austin powers movie with dr evil who is belgian if I remember

how is life in the Congo my kam'raden ?

it is ok if you work hard you can eat and feed your family I lack money for things like electronics or new cars but life is ok.
I think a lot of this website is joke and satire but I still make post here asking how people see things.

Do people in the Congo know what is happening in the world?
Do you guys know about north korea and the usa might go to war?

Are you guys informed about the outside world?

Do you live in an advanced city or do you live in a poor region ?

No hate but I don't necessarily trust anyone, ever. American blacks can be extremely dangerous but also really cool.

We hate niggers. We don't hate black people.

Your are not gonna find anything smart or thoughtful in here. I would leave if I was you

I wish you could fuck my wife with your thick African penis, comrade. Do you support a worldwide socialist revolution?

of course it's b8. What did you expect? this is Sup Forums.

But how did he get the flag?

This is a good LARP. Are you Congo-Kinshasa or Congo-Brazzaville? I have met a few of your people here in England, good people, funny and resourceful. Please stay where you are though.

yes news exists in africa I watch france 24 channel news a lot. I live in capital brazzaville has nearly 2 million people. Maybe not as advanced as europe but pavement is paved not dirt and I do not live in a mud hut.
this is normal I guess
what is difference?
you sound not smart to me sound like stupid child.
I try not to fool just understand is it so hard to beleive I come to talk to you have you never talked to an african online?

idk VPN?

I am from brazaville I do not want to move I am in my country here maybe is hard for you but I am happy here, young people dream of riches in europe and america but because of hollywood I know it is not like this even though standard of living higher.

>what is difference?
Niggers are blacks who behave like chimps. Black people are human.

Good for you. Congolese people I know spend far too much on clothes, they wear Gucci jackets when they have no money for food. They are very confident though, and they help one another. Is there still war there?

I have never met a europeen black man do you have respect for them? Or are they chimps for you?

No one on Sup Forums wishes harm to Africa or Africans, but rather sees that blacks in Europe and North America harm their societies.

South Africa is a little more complicated since it's on the continent.

You're pretty used to using this board's functions...

If they don't behave like chimps they aren't. Europe doesn't have that many blacks anyway except for France.

How many pygmies do you own?

yeah he seems mistrustful. Troll or fbi agent that want's to see if we're racists?

No war yes idiots here spend thousands of USD on single item of clothing not even rich people (they have to espace like young people take a lot of drugs in america maybe) interesting documentary here: youtube.com/watch?v=mdrEtiE8P2I I have maybe 400 USD in cloths in all is not much I think
being a human I can adapt to new enviroments it is normal I think even if I was a monkey I think they can adapt good too

yes many in france my native language is french
I sleep naked no pyjamas.
I work in american embassy but I wish I was fbi would make life more cool.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Sape also about people who spend all there money on cloths is culture here I guess very stupid

OP - How is the Um Bongo industry going nowadays btw?

>I have maybe 400 USD in cloths
More than me

How is the Um Bongo industry going nowadays?
Kek

Are u actually African? What do most Congolese people think about the West and do you know many who want to come here? Do people who want to emigrate realise they will have poor living conditions in Europe and will likely end up doing menial work?

Write some sentences in French, larper.

timestamp picture with hand in it? or fuck off with impersonation larp .

Since you're where you belong, you're perfectly fine with me.
You really should try getting a better job than cleaning the shart stains of American pigdogs though.

>Um Bongo
I do not know this
how many pairs of cloths od you have do you wear the same everyday?
most people od not think of migration I think you confuse all of africa as country with war with desperate people, we like westerners a lot we take a lot of western tv shows and movies I would like to visit europe or USA one day.
Oui je peux parler francais tres bien meme si j'ecrit avec un clavier querty donc je met pas d'accent tu vie dans la partie francaise de la suisse?
I am not your play thing you do not need to beleive I am man from congo, news there are millions of us nothing special about me
yes I am going to univesity as well studying computer science but I do not think I will go far this is my job to help parents I was picked because I can speak a bit of english

Pygmies, not pyjamas, the little men who live in the forest

I looked at the flag and for a moment I was wondering why the OP would reply to himself.

Is that a fucking monkey outside of your window?? HOLYSHIT????? WOW

>One day I see man on website laughing so hard I can't help myself check out website
kek

We hate black people because in our countries they are few but they commit most of the crime

its the black in america.. they can be very violent and demand everything be given to them and when ti is they ruin it and blame whites.. you may have to forgive us for applying what we see here to all blacks..

If this isn't a LARP (a mess around) remember never to write any personal details on Sup Forums that could identify you, such as your job. We stand up for our countries and for our people - so we have enemies, my friend.
Few of us are hostile to Africans who behave well and live in their own land.
We tend to be hostile to certain problem causing groups but few would wish harm to an individual such as you in the situation you claim to live in.

I've worked with two people from Congo at this point.

One was a lazy nigger who liked to take 14 brakes during his work day and the other, a muh dick baboon who walked and spoke like one of the apes you see get shot up by cops, equally as lazy btw.

ok its larp ,also 90% cast of france 24 are jews,if dindt noticed that already ,kikes only hiring kikes,they have one mulatto presenter for facad quotas ,overal they are macro cucks full of bias,ignore them .

oh I never met some I saw some photos of 19th centry colonialists being carried by some though
lol is balt people monkey of europe?
just cars and motorcycles
I guess mix of poverty and the fact they can not integrate is sad a bit of crime here too I do not feel safe walking at night I prefer to stay infront of computer
I see this on news a lot of crime and problems between communities
I am not new to the internet friend
what sort of job do you do?

beleive what you want

Do you meet many Westerners' there, like charity or aid workers? Do we seem different to those people?

Many people on here, myself included, see these sorts of Westerners as a disease for both Africa and our own countries.

nigger knowing about baltics while even burger couldnt show us on the map ,fuck off larper bitch.

How do you access internet friend? From what I understand cyber cafes are super popular in Africa. Is there a lot of Internet penetration in private homes as well?

Quite creative though. He gave himself away though on a few occasions.

also france 24 is only europeen channel on my tv at home so I prefer to watch this to see view point of europe also al jazeera but this is not europeen of course
no aid workers where I live I do not live in a refugee camps I think they would not be seen well here since we do not regard ourselves as beggers needing hand me downs from western world I talk to westerners everyday at embassy even if I work as janitor I talk to them a lot and they are friendly to me
I am interested in the world I know most regions
4g from my phone which I use as a wifi hotspot with my desktop, I have a core 2 duo with 4 gb of ddr2 computer from 2009 as a machine
Pourquoi? Car je n'agis pas comme un negre sans education?

hello my multi-colored friend

where can i find a congo proxy for some giggly LARP

It's the guy who is out there working for private mercenaries.

I don't hate you. I just want you to stay in your country and try to make it a better place.

If you flee your country and come here, I'll reserve the right to call you a sub-human monkey.

no shit, I don't realize you could reply with a reference to the post you are replying to on my first day here, and I'm white.

actually dark is not really multicolor white is as it's made of red green and blue black is just lack of color so hello you my multi color balt friend
I wish I always wanted a gun
I guess if I had a dedicated server here I could install a socks 5 proxy for you sadly I don't I only have a vps in netherlands
I don't want to move even if has many problems my country is my country and men must stand with there countryu
I have been reading 3 days since I came here this is why I made this post

holy shit. this is either the finest RP i've seen on Sup Forums or an actual congolese is posting.

either way, have a fantastic day my congolese friend. stay safe!

thank you snake country

BONGO BINGO BANGO

>Bets placed. So far odds are 1/1 that it's a LARP.
Congolese jungle drums say Sup Forums have bigum meme magic.
I want this magic make me big chief, own many many wives
Oh no crocodile eating my leg! Help me dox crocodile my poltard brotha's!

This fag is no more Congolese than I am user. It's a very good LARP though

>I don't want to move even if has many problems my country is my country and men must stand with there countryu

I respect people like you. I loathe your countrymen who leave Congo to rot so that they can abuse welfare systems in Europe.

99% of us "racists" have no problem with Africans who stay in Africa.

I don't mean you any harm lad, as long as you are in your own country. However if you want to be spokesman for blacks then I would like you to weigh in on South Africa.
Basketball Americans are on another level tho, a bunch of miserable, ungrateful savages who don't realise they should be thanking the white man for saving them from Africa.

greetings from belgium part 1

part 2

ITT should watch "35 Cows and a Kalashnikov"

youtu.be/lcfBF2a-E7o

part 3 :)

This, your opinion on Rhodesia would also be interesting to hear.

That got a belly laugh.

when I hear youtube.com/watch?v=waBLBDmWr0o I hear monkey sounds when I hear african tribal voodoo witchcraft music I hear sounds of heavenly angels of course
thanks
I respect your view point I would also hate if people from norway or any country would come here just to profit and refuse to assimilate (of course this doesn't work in this direction)
I can only talk of my own country I have never been anywhere else.
history is history seems to me at least I won't be blown up by terrorists in my country enjoy your islamic rule with your fries.
I'll look at it thanks

I do not think much even though I think they got more fucked by there then by africans

got more fucked by there own people*

Not visiting another country doesn't stop you from having an opinion, I would like to hear your thoughts on South Africa and like the other user above said, Rhodesia.

haha you got me there lol, you seem to be a smart guy, good luck with that!

We have respect for your Congo man. At least you try to make something out of your . Those who live here only have welfare and do nothing with their lifes.

>I am good guy I invite you to my house and give you drink and bed.

that's literally all we ask, that means you're not a monkey.

All "ethnic" American holidays are just excuses to get drunk and party, if you're down to celebrate ours with us and we can celebrate yours with you then we don't mind.

Just don't start fights or cause crime and we're all good, that's our social contract and if you can abide by it then we can coexist happily and productively.
>t. fellow janitor

south africa is hell I don't really know a lot except the crime levels. the fact that they invented stuff like that condom with theet to stop rapists or the car with flame throwers shows how crrazy it is over there
I guess maybe a lot of black people are lazy unless forced to maybe why we never had an industry shame but it's genetics I guess I don't think I am lazy like this even if I was offered free money I would still want to work I think. Europeens invented some of the most beautiful things I think I would die without classical music.

I do not hate you

youtube.com/watch?v=mmCnQDUSO4I this is the greatest invention of europeens for me not this specifically but music we have the most terrible music traditional and modern
from responses I see most people here have problems with local black people who seem to not be part of your society

Redpilled as fuck.

"not part of our society" is not a location thing, you are more part of 'our society' than the blacks here in America.

I somewhat agree. I think that going straight to majority rule would have been a bad idea but 15 years of civil war did nothing to help. Perhaps trying to improve education for blacks so more could get better jobs and thus vote would have helped. Doubt the (((UN))) would give them the time though.

youtube.com/watch?v=Mkp8ZdQ9SqI
look at the state of Zimbabwe now people are dying of famine now anyways...

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY

Well being a friend of the black man hasn't worked out too well for the whites in both of those countries. You seem to be an intelligent guy so you must realise that you are not the average African, the average is where the real problem is my friend. Also chances are any offspring you have will drop right back down to the average African.
So we can be friends but we must stay in our own homelands

What sort of education did you get?

ALL NIGGERS MUST HANG

I dont dislike anyone based on things like that, i judge people by their actions not where they come from or what they look like.
Aslong as your a good person your a bro in my book

Just to know if you're a real congolese or not : name 1 congolese meal beginning with an S and ending with an A.

My wife an actual congolese from Pointe Noire, so I know quite a bit about the congolese culture. It's something you should know.

>WHy
>WHy
Damn, roach really one-upped his proxy game...
How are the coltan mines, effendi?

>I sleep naked no pyjamas.
youtu.be/eIASMX3-PUg

but I am a nigger and I like monkeys )
why is it also the most insecure people in the group who have to be the loudest from what I read a lot of finland isn't even white... Are you white?
idk if I am intelligent I am just interested in the world a lot I stay a lot infront of the computer and tv when I don't work
I finished highschool now I study computer science in my 4th year
si j'etait francais je marirerai pas une congolaise tu parle du saka?
yes I feel more comftarble that way does that make me a svage for you?

What is schooling like there? Did everyone in your community go to high school or was it something only a few kids did?

do you know why black "people" have such big eyes?
so they could see more hunger

Keep up the good work. Hopefully you can end what ever this is en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kivu_conflict