Would you date a clock?

would you date a clock?

No but I'd fuck one.

Thanks but no.

I'd marry that clock.

>retard

I'd date a paper

Is this the tohka bullying thread?

I'd date Raistlin.

Of course.

Wasn't he an hourglass, not a clock?

If I knock her up, do I get an Apple Watch?

good taste

I would date and marry Kotori

Yeah, not exactly the same.

>tfw will never have clock sex
>tfw will never fuck the gears
>tfw will never hear the clock strike 12 as you cum

My brother.

>origami will never assert her dominance over you

I would do anything and everything for a clock.

YEs

I would marry that clock on the spot, no questions asked.

You'll have to fight me to the death first.

What do we mean by dating? Because I can see myself in a comfy relationship with Kurumi where we play video games and eat cheap microwave ramen.

Yes

How does one impregnate a clock?

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Of course

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you get her wound up then you time it perfectly.

Cute clock feet

>date
L-LEWD!

I would make her cum by the hour.

What is that?

I'd have an orgy with all her clones

That's lewd as fuck

Did it without lubricant too.

Okay. Barehands or weapons of choice? Because I'll win either way.

How lewd is this series?

Pretty fuckin' lewd. That said, its lewd engine goes into overdrive once clock gets in the scene.

I would date a cock.

I'd fucking MARRY a clock.

Nah, I want to marry a Rose.

My clock malfunctioned. How to fix?

While the hottest dal is clock the best one is kotori

Insert penis.

W-where?

ERROR, clocks are for gently repairing and winding and listening to their ticking and tocking as they count out the time.

All holes.

I would date a processor.

You monster, you have to take good care of your clock, she's delicate.

Insert mutual love and trust

FTFY

Ok man, but be warned, she's a crossdresser and probably has a strap-on.

I would marry her on the spot dude

And everytime we fuck, i could yell LIKE FUCKING CLOCKWORK

Awww yissssss

I want to cum in Kurumi's butt, then use her time manipulation to put my ejaculation on a time loop.

At this point: Yes. But I'd prefer a ハーフエルフ

>pouring the lubricant on the outside of the clock
What's wrong with you?

>pic related

Where did you get this picture?

I took it myself at Roswall's mansion

Time is important and i am a clock

Of course.