Hillary might get a teaching position at Columbia? What the heck could she teach anyone?

Hillary might get a teaching position at Columbia? What the heck could she teach anyone?

How to cope with loss and overcoming depression.

fpbp

-sanity
-grace

our real winner hillary gets into a position with real power. get fucked DRUMPF

How to get away with murder

Drug addiction

>those dead, soulless eyes
Why won't this evil cunt just fuck off somewhere. She isn't going away like some shitty Bond villain.

It's not like there's any real teaching going on there anyway. She would fit right in

post the gif

How to destroy a political party's credibility in 3 easy steps.

ritual sacrifice 101

doesn't matter, everyone should mass sign up for her course and then fail/drop out.

The electoral college system?

Ethics

how to get away with murder, money laundering and various other federal offenses 101

rural and suburban retards

Only rural and suburban retards voted for Drumpf.

CIty people voted for Hillary.

columbia? pathetic. even condi rice is/was at stanford.

>What the heck could she teach anyone?
Liar's poker

Sweet jesus lol

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I hope some vids her having a seizure in class

im increasingly convinced she has become the equivalent of a political suicide bomber or saboteur, driven mad by the lack of respect she no longer receives from progressives, she has dedicated the last of her hateful years to burning down the democratic party out of pure revengeful malice via her pitiful book tour

she is has become /ourgirl/ whether she realizes it or not

>CIty people voted for Hillary

All the intelligent people live in suburbs and work in the city. I wonder if a liberal has ever actually walked in a major U.S. metropolitan. It's filled with low IQ human trash outside of the business and federal districts and all of those people certainly don't live in the city.

>tfw you now realize the highest IQ state is rural as fuck North Dakota

How to set up fake foundations to run drugs, human organs, tissue, trafficing children for pedophile rings while keeping dike lifstyle hidden.

t. rural/suburan retard

I would unironically become a hill dawg fan if she shitted up politics. Like go on about all the shady stuff politicians do. Pls hill dawg. Burn it all down.

>suburan
It's Sub-Urban you fucking retard. Really shows the IQ of City Brainlets.

rural to be exact. Although I travel a lot for business. You have to be a fucking mong to willingly live in a City.

how to marry a philanderer and lose two elections

>Be Hillary
>Commit Crimes
>FBI Director says you aren't sophisticated enough to understand anything
>Be to dumb to go to Jail for Crime
>Teach at Columbia

>What the heck could she teach anyone?

Power brokering, and how to make the most out of corruption.

t. suburban retard
t. rural retard

Whatsa matta? Widdle Drumpfy fans on suicide watch?

She will bring the university to its knees when she forgets to log out of her laptop and someone gains access and leaks obama's full enrollment record

>Widdle Drumpfy fans on suicide watch?

I know you are just being a faggot but I choose to humor you. Demshits have no power so what is there to be on suicide watch about? It's like asking someone if they are going to kill themselves from all their winning.

my penis on her face

Stop being misogynistic, you guys. I voted for him and all just like you did, but we need to rise above petty personal attacks and name-calling.

He's way too sensitive about his tiny "hands" (if you know what I mean) but we don't have to stoop to that level ourselves.

>What the heck could she teach anyone?
How to be a winner in Canadia.

Crazy thing is I'm starting to think this too. Like if she really did care about Dems the best thing she could do is stay out of politics forever but she literally can't manage to do that even if it means making Dems suffering as a party. I mean hell she lost to Obama and basically strong armed him into being Secretary of State which she did a complete shit job at doing. So she isn't above fucking shit up even if it goes against her long term self-interest

This, sometimes we act like the fake-Muslim terrorists we supposedly hate so much. As an aside, guys--THEY ARE NOT REAL MUSLIMS.

Let's all just admit that we made a mistake voting for him, ok?

How to blame right wing conspiracies for your husbands rapist tendencies.

>Criminology.

how sexism held her back

you know, shes only worth $200M dollars?

She is uniquely suited to teach people how to succeed by showing them what it takes to fail.

This news makes me really happy. Just imagine the wealth of international diplomatic experience she could bring to a class of eager students and future world leaders. It's even possible that she could teach OP how not to be an ignorant raging faggot, though this might be a stretch even for someone with her diplomatic credentials. At least we can be confident that OP can't even get into Columbia or know the joys available with the bowels of the Butler stacks.

>What the heck could she teach anyone?
How to get rekt by carton frog.

Yep. That about sums it up

Perfect! That would really appeal to a lot of the liberal dykes at Columbia.

Her birthday is coming up soon, we should send her something nice. Some post cards from Trump Tower or something.

How to lie.

how to defend pedophiles, make hundreds of millions as politician and blame everyone else for your own mistakes

Cooking?

The white version of "How to Get Away with Murder"

Hes had a long and distinguished career. You shitposters really can't be that ignorant of the people you hate, can you?

Spirituality and Theology

How to do what white people do all the time: cheat

But she can't even pass that subject herself.

KEK WASNT SHE GONNA RUN FOR MAYOR

EXITING POLITICS TO ''''TEACH'' IS AN OPEN ADMISSION OF DEFEAT

STOP DEVALUING MY DIPLOMA SHILLARY

GO BACK TO ARKANSAS, NEW YORK IS DONE WITH YOU

1000 cock stare.

All I want is for a kekistani edge lord to signup for the class and just find creative ways to annoy her with pepe. A pepe in her desk drawer. A pepe on the board when she comes into class. pepes on the class message board. Until she goes crazy and they put her in an asylum.

Guaranteed she shows up the first day and makes a rah-rah speech them has subs doing all the work the rest of the semester

How to make someone shoot themselves in the back of the head twice.

How to launder election contributions

>You will never get to sit in on HRC's "Dark Occultism and Political Strategy" course.

That would be pretty dank.

SJW 101

>Columbia
Communism.

Art.

>asks for $500K per lecture

Celebrity professors don't teach or research like real professors. The based peanut farmer was a professor at my university. He gave an annual address, would guest lecture at a handful of upper level political science courses, and helped some with fundraising. He got an unending stream of interns and researchers to supply his NGO.

school shooting?
school shooting!

>You have to be a fucking mong to willingly live in a City

Only noggy retards like yourself can't hold back their prejudices and try to conjure up the positives of living in the city that may apply to some people.

Women's studies; it's all nonsense anyway so she's just as qualified as anyone.

Those Who Can't Do, Teach.

>positives of living in the city
...better looking whores?

KEK 999

fpbp

YASSSSSSQ

THAT WOULD BE HER RETIREMENT VICTORY LAP AFTER 2 TERMS OF AMERICA'S FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT

OH WAIT THAT DIDNT HAPPEN

BUT LETS DO THE TEACHING THING ANYWAY

Care to share in the positives?

Kek Columbia was home to the Frankfurt School refugees before they dispersed across the country.

How to ignore a loved one committing sexual assault

When's the school shooting here, if they use a silencer she won't hear it coming....

Never trust someone with sanpaku eyes... especially if they also promise nuclear war.

Spirit Cooking 101

The last thing the world needs is an army of Hillary Clinton radicalists.

How to lose a fucking election 264

Actually, I take that back. They might actually be comical to have around for future generations. Honestly, what is Shilldawg going to do, teach her students how to become really awful liars?

How to expertly avoid a question

College campuses are gun free zones user

Hillary is a cunt but she is literally moderate compared to plenty of college professors and their indoctrination programs.

Computer Security - Thoroughly Destroying Data 301

>What the heck could she teach anyone?

How to lie, cheat and steal without going to prison.

Losing gracefully.

Haha, how many College professors have a body count that can rival the Hilldawg?

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If nothing else, convincing people to give you positions and resources despite being utterly useless as a politician is a skill of sorts.

Only at west point.

Zero. but we are talking about the influence of retard millennials. Not the body county of a particular individual.

What will she be teaching in womens prison?

Hillary Clinton is a Big Black Cock enabler.

She was born into a country where miscegenation was illegal in most states.

She promotes diversity and multiracialism.

Hillary Clinton is a Big Black Cock enabler.