Hese are the White House approved "meals" FEMA reportedly is handing out in Puerto Rico...Vienna sausages...

hese are the White House approved "meals" FEMA reportedly is handing out in Puerto Rico...Vienna sausages, a Nutrigrain bar & fucking Skittles.

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>Expecting 5 star cuisine for a shithole devastated gibs country like PR

Fuck off puto rico

Well if you aren't interested, I'm sure you could take to hunting dogs in the street like the socialists down in Venezuela.

Or you beaners could just starve and allow white people to take over that shitty little island and actually make something of it.

Yeah dude what do you expect?

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Not bad

so?

Oh no my free stuff isn't good enough! Maybe they should just be glad they can eat

Why did they give them a spork? They can eat with their hands. That's just unnecessary waste

maybe i'm a rare breed but do you know what i would expect from the government if a natural disaster hit. nothing, literally nothing.

they should get nothing. third world shithole should have its entire population exported to brazil

How do you have a 100 billion yearly GDP yet have no emergency supplies or resources?

I work for FEMA. All of our supply meals, which definitely don't have any of that in it, are vacuum sealed in plastic bags with our logo printed on it.

This looks like you through some random shit in a Ziploc bag, looking to score political points.

Why don't you and your nasty mayor fuck off.

Looks good. That's pretty much what I have for emergency food minus skittles

Still better than the MREs we ate in boot camp.

How does the spork avoid piercing the bag in transit?

>fucking skittles

Medic faggot here. This is good to have. Fast sugars helps calm nerves and shaking and dropping blood sugars in diabetics and non diabetics alike and also helps with adrenaline crashes and high stress situations.

You guys are fucking dumb.

Also the Vienna sausages are loaded in sodium and fats and protein as well and are rich in calories.

The nutrigrain bar is obvious, hopefully. So I wont explain it.

Also that shit is like $2 combined

Can you post what a FEMA meal looks like?

>contributes nothing
>expects better shit
thus is the plight of the shit skin

>large amount of sugar, protein, carbs, sodium, and calories in easy to store and prepare sizes
>WTF IT'S NOTHING!

Is this why SJWs are always landwhales?

Third world pieces of shit with Venuzuela-tier politicians can't be choosers.

oh crap they aren't served ready-cooked never-frozen gourmet meals, that's literally rape. Trump is raping women by forcing them to eat those sausages.

Vienna sausage is pretty good if you cook it on the stove with butter until the skin is crispy.

I prepare it for a quick meal with a starch and vegetables sometimes.

And?

You think you can stockpile roast beef sandwiches for emergencies? Do you even know what "emergency" means?

Dipshit.

You get to be food for the immigrants so Canada doesn’t seem racist

What FEMA hands out are very similar to MREs. This is really bad bait.

>getting food for free after your country got leveled
I mean shit I'd eat that all things considered

You're perfectly welcome to not accept them.
I'm sure someone who is actually hungry would enjoy them.

>nutrigrain packaging

Why is American packaging so out of date?

you lazy sea beaners are lucky to get a damn thing. I wish puerto rico never existed

I bet they're not making fun of preppers now, are they?

Thats government for u

these

Why don't they just use nutrient sludge?

>logo

You don't work for FEMA you fucking dweeb.

...

Hurticane victims are eating this crap and mass fucking murderers are getting free sushi.

Thanks Trump

Trayvon BTFO

More than they deserve.

all the people who made fun of preppers deserve their fate, they are so disgusting they are not even worthy of a second chance at life let them eat each other

It is hilarious because it is junk food but fuck if i was ricoan I would but happy to have that and a pot to piss in

Both comped

>Give a homeless bum some food
>Turns his nose up at it because he wants cash
Looks tasty desu.
I could get very comfy next to a camp fire with those gibs.

What is the problem, kike? That would look delicious as fuck during a disaster.

>meat
>protein bar
>chocolate

lets face it, puerto rico is milking this hurricane thing
they were a literal shithole before and now they are trying to get the entire country rebuilt

>chocolate
>skittles

vienna sausages are a staple of rican cuisine, nobody's complaining

>White House approved "meals" FEMA reportedly is handing out in Puerto Rico

What is the nature of the delicious, nutritious, cuisine being delivered by the government of Puerto Rico without assistance from the people of the United States?

If the Puerto Ricans don't want it, the Puerto Ricans can go fuck themselves. They're real leeches to complain they're starving in one breath, and then complain about the quality of the food in the next.

>you lazy sea beaners are lucky to get a damn thing. I wish puerto rico never existed


Well said.

We're boycotting fucking Kellogg's, bong. They're SJW faggots, and we managed to cut their US revenue 22% in one quarter a while back, not sure if it's recovered.

It's not free, you subhuman Dixie Taco Bell moron. It's COMPED. You better learn the fucking difference soon, or you might have a bit of an accident, understand?

>bitching about food

should get jack shit from us honestly, kick you out of hte US, let you all starve to death ungrateful sons of bitches - WHITE MANS HANDOUTS OVER DINDU FAGGOTS

They get brand named skittles and fruit bars?

TIL the White House micromanaged FEMA and approves meals.

>Skittles instead of Superior M&Ms
>no jalapeno cheese spread
>no lemon poppy seed pound cake

0/10
Don't LARP just cause you can spell MRE

We need to give that shit back to Spain.

Next time you can just eat shit.

godamn its so sad it takes a white man to get ANY FUCKING THING DONE ON THIS FUCKING PLANET.

Not that fake chocolate white either, REAL white people.

You do realize Puerto Rico is not a country? It is a territory of America.

What are you, 9?

No activated almonds?

Fucking white people just want to keep superior brown people down.

This

Don't worry these are not assault sporks like you have in britbong

Look faggot, it does not matter what some paper says.

Americans don't accept it part of the USA and puto ricans consider their shithole to be a nation so fuck off and die.

Why didn't columbus do us a solid and wiped them out entirely.

why give back anything
let them be completely autonomous
it’s useless shit and brings nothing to the table

>Expecting 5 star cuisine instead of whatever preserved food we have on hand in our reserves

Man, maybe we should have let you starve to death after all.

well said

>protein
>carb
>something sweet

It's not the best meal in the world but it's better than starving.
Some people don't like to have the smell of those things on their fingers and with the level of devestation I'm being told there is, you can't really wash your hands to get the funk off.

It's a good morale boost too.

You're a goddamned idiot.

Be happy to have this, were I in their situation.

>he doesnt know thats better than what the military ive to soldiers
Id kill to get skittles in my MREs

are you fucking bullying me?

Protein, carbs and a sweet treat.

Fuck you don't even get that much in jail dude....

>sea beaners

>all that sugar and salt

junkfood is literally rape fuel

Well, then starve?

I approve of this leaf

Fuck Porto Rictards.
>We wanna be state.
>We wanna be a country.
>Don't contribute anything being a territory.
>Want our bux to fix their 75 billion debt.
fuck them.

>1 post by this ID

>"starving" shitskins complain about free food they get from whites
holy fuck we need to massively depopulate the third world already

vienna sausages are pretty good though

especially when you put them in pb&j sandwiches

Pretty typical army meal too.

mtonews.com/mto-world-exclusive-people-puerto-rico-posting-pics-food-fema-giving-trump-really-gives-zero-fks/

Found the article OP got his photo from. The comments are pretty funny.

>humans crave salt & sugar, but they dont need it goyim

I'm surprised they aren't giving out military MRE's. After the 2004 hurricane madness in Florida, they were practically forcing MRE's on people. Also, I'm not convinced that this is actually what FEMA is giving out. But, there are calories and protein. Maybe they had to slap stuff together quickly to get it out. Not sure.

Most Americans hate Puerto Rico.
I especially hated them when I served. Fucks would pretend that had a hard time understanding you when you would ask to do even the most simple task but they sure as hell knew what meal time meant and could hold a conversation in English with anyone that was below them in rank.

>Whaaa!
>I lost the debate and resort to low-IQ nigger tactics: insults
>I don't Geography, but I'll insult Puerto Rico and this user nonetheless

Yikes!

After the Alberta fires you know you can expect Africans to be imported a few months later.

not a country lol, its a US territory.

That looks nice.

great referemnce

disgusting pleb

>why isn't my free stuff better
I hope they starve.

HOLY FUCK I ACTUALLY HAD THIS SAME PACK THEY GAVE OUT!!!
A bit sketchy, but it's not like we need it anyways. Firewood is ample, canals flowing with tillapia, herb garden flourishing, pigeons roaming the sky.
Hell, I think it's just about impossible to starve here

you're fucking retarded

They have $70 billion times n debt plus another $50 billion in pension obligations. They are basically Illinois, the most incompetent politicians the left has to offer.

Its probably rations being given out from the donated nonperishable food.

Like this is a breakfast, which is actually a better breakfast than I ever had while mountain hiking. I usually just had a cup of cold, instant coffee and a bag of peanuts to save weight.

Also, if you're calling out someone on insults in Sup Forums, gtfo you underage faggot.
He made a very excellent point there, and you're post meant nothing

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