5 common sense ways black people can force gun control

theroot.com/5-ways-black-people-can-force-commonsense-gun-control-1819231334

Uncle Tom sucking statist cock and begging for more anti-black laws: the article

Read this racist tirade from this guy and don’t get mad. I dare you.

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that article went from arrogant to pure giga nigga in 2 paragraphs flat

I bet he would lose his mind if he saw a white person referring to him the way he’s openly speaking about whites

Im not racist, the fact that they think most people are honestly racist means that this will accomplish nothing for them. But hey, more guns, i support 100 percent

he's already losing his fucking mind, how often do you see whites even talking about blacks?

the existence of whites is enough to trigger him.

I would love to see how he proposes to make “background checks look cool”

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Satire peeps. It's satire.

I'm surprised this nigger can even write, although "antiethical" makes me think twice.

R. A Modest Proposal

>The Root is an English-language American online magazine of African-American culture launched on January 28, 2008, by Henry Louis Gates Jr. and Donald E. Graham, and was owned by Graham Holdings Company through its online subsidiary, The Slate Group.[2][3]

>The Root
No, it's serious, and a good example of how left-leaning media has fully entered the territory of Poe's Law.

this
only niggers give a fuck about other niggers

Good to post the same thing
Tricking commie blacks to buy guns, the post.

>4. We might have to threaten the animals.
Liberals really hate pets for some reason.

Please tell me someone butchered that asshole with a cleaver

Holy fuck this is some coon ass shit. Do black people actually believe this shit? Living around them has shown me how much they think they are the master race despite being actually retarded but wow.
The pet part was super accurate though. White people are extremely caring when it comes to dogs and cats and the likes. I'd fucking kill anyone I saw doing shit like that.

Liberals love pets though. Just look at how they adopt a pet instead of having a kid.

This is how you get shot.

I would absolutely lose my fucking mind if I caught one of these fuckers doing this. Citizen's arrest time. I always have rope in my car so i could hogtie the son of a bitch. I'm also into shibari so maybe I could truss them up sexy-like too.

My grandpa used to work with Albert. Have to agree on one thing, some of the Africans down there back then were really fucking retarded.

>commonsense
I hate this phrase with a burning passion. It is a purposefully ascriptive statement to make it look like you're not sacrificing your freedoms. It makes them look like they have some kind of moral high ground. But when you analyze the position with any critical thinkinking you can see it is just a scheme to disarm the public. Which is somewhat ironic because they are the same people that call the police racist, but want to give up one of the few barriers we have between us and an oppressive police state.

"commonsense" everybody.

>some of the
>were

>Citizen's arrest time. I always have rope in my car so i could hogtie the son of a bitch.

Lassoing a negro can't be harder than calf roping

Lol this is the same nigger who hates dogs
theroot.com/an-open-letter-from-black-america-to-white-peoples-pets-1818993839

Wow. It's like Sup Forums for niggers.

>implying ATF needs help

This is the most blatant disinfo bullshit. Antifa for Islam, really? They lay it on too thick, no subtlety at all. It's made to rile up inbred FB idiots into thinking that they're being targeted, in the hopes that they'll lash out against 'antifa' first, escalating tension and violence. Article, FB group, and image all made by pol or stormfront or the like and distributed by the same.

Pretty sure this one of Sup Forumss several falseflag accounts.

Hey this could work

>damn nigga let's rob this shit, I got me a couple full auto AKs let's fuck some shit up
>no, I want to be able to pass a Universal Background Check so I can legally purchase a semiautomatic rifle, my brother, you're lame

Oh wait nevermind that's retarded

I wouldn't put it past them. I live in Los Angeles and actively heard regular looking black lady and man talking about killing white babies at a bus stop.

>TFW troglodyte, middle american conservative w/ porous brain

Damn he got me.

I have no way to describe this article other than it is complete nigger logic

>t. antifa

Is it ok to post gun control threads on /k/ again? anytime I post them on Sup Forums they never get any traction

>We created every iota of American music, dance and culture.
>We made this country an economic superpower.

Do niggers actually believe this?

>gun control
>anti-black
Are you fucking retarded? Please elaborate on how gun control is anti-black when nobody can defend themselves against niggers. It's literally pro-black, and that's why gun control cannot pass, because people would get slaughtered by criminals who have guns.
He can't stand the fact that his superiors raped his ancestors wives for hundreds of years then he was only freed when they let him go free

4. We might have to threaten the animals.
Jesus fucking christ.

Well, yes. They also think that ancient egypt was black, which should tell you how intelligent they are.

>Appalachian hillbillies dancing to bluegrass
That unironically sounds better than dealing with all the redguard pop, drum and bass, rap and other shit that is everywhere these days.

They literally think that their ancestors built this country.
There were slaves in the south. The south has always been the poorest, least contributing region of the USA. Slaves in the south made a lot of money for bastard slave owners, but didn't help the country as a whole very much at all.
I don't have an opinion on the BLM/every white is a racist thing, I think there does need to be more equality in this country, but I fucking hate how they make up history to support their points. You can't just lie.

>I think there does need to be more equality in this country
You mean like affirmative action discriminating against white people, specifically white men?

Where the FUCK did i put mah Nigger-Whipper 500 at? God damn uppity blacks need to be put back in their place.

I'm not clicking on that shit, give the five bullet points.

don't worry i've got it

Nah but I think we should improve schools in black neighborhoods so more black kids are actually qualified to get into college.
Instead of getting a full scholarship to the local state school due to AA or sports and majoring in black lit because they don't have the brains to do anything else. Or just flunking out that happens a lot too.
I also unironically worry about how frequently black kids get shot by cops. I'm not saying 100% of them didn't deserve it but the way they got into those situations seems like something a sane person could figure out an intervention for.
A lot of the shit comes from their culture, I'm not a Sup Forumstard who believes in race determining anything other than skin color and hair texture. Those infographics they always post are bullshit and site bullshit "sources." But there's something rotten in their communities, and we can do something to fix them. i think we should, but I would worry about the solution being something which causes the problem to get worse.

>I'm not a Sup Forumstard who believes in race determining anything other than skin color and hair texture.
>Those infographics they always post are bullshit and site bullshit "sources."
oh look it's me 4 years ago

Yes, unfortunately. There’s racial supremicists amongst the Black population too. And they’re regarded as poorly as ‘White pride’ racialists amongst the White population.

They really do site bullshit sources.
You know for every psych article that concludes "All girls are smarter especially lesbians we figured it out from surveying 12 girls we randomly pulled from our femlit class" there's another that is equally retarded for the right.
Actual academics concerned with truth don't address these issues at all, because they're nonissues for people who are intellectually curious.

>They lay it on too thick, no subtlety at all
Because everyone knows the anarchist, unemployed trash are subtle.

Nah, he's right, Sup Forums posts a lot of bullshit with no evidence whatsoever but it's right about race realism 100%. If you truly believe even 25% of the no name news sources people on Sup Forums post then you're just as gullible as people who listen to CNN unironically.

If blacks made America and brought whites out of poverty why are Africans still starving?

>Black people buy more guns
>Get introduced to responsible gun culture because gun owners generally aren't the racist assholes this guy thinks they are
>Black people now vote against gun control
>Democrats forced to drop the anti-gun party line
>Republicans have to step up their game.
>The author gets shot for trying to fuck with someone's dog.

I can dream.

>You know for every psych article that concludes "All girls are smarter especially lesbians we figured it out from surveying 12 girls we randomly pulled from our femlit class" there's another that is equally retarded for the right.
you don't need scientific papers to come to this conclusion, you just need to look at what's going on.

>Actual academics concerned with truth don't address these issues at all, because they're nonissues for people who are intellectually curious.
youtube.com/watch?v=Zw8-NPAN0C8

>If you truly believe even 25% of the no name news sources people on Sup Forums post then you're just as gullible as people who listen to CNN unironically.
you don't have 80% of Sup Forums filtered?

Jordan Peterson doesn't count you brainlet.

Sometimes I forget who I'm engaging with on here, my mistake.

>Jordan Peterson doesn't count
youtube.com/watch?v=bX3EZCVj2XA

This thread really doesn't belong here.

>neonazi board
>ignores issues involving guns

I seriously hope you don't wonder why

Dude you're not going to get smarter from watching youtube videos.

You're not the real sharkposter get the fuck out of here.

so do you have an argument or are you just going to keep insulting me?

Dunno, man. It could be more dangerous, like roping deer. Ever rope a deer? It makes them homicidal. They go full tard rage spastic, trying to get to you so they can inflict injury. Colored fellas might be the same.

post original pls

Do you have an argument or are you just going to keep posting nonsequitur youtube videos about marxism? Don't be a molyneux about this.

Blacks in America receive an insane amount of funding. The schools are just ruined by them. The teachers stop caring after a few months despite being paid the best to work there.

Most blacks graduate due to being there for ~4 years and taking remedial classes and sitting in detention.

Also Sup Forums on women suck but on blacks it's peer reviewed studies and raw data.

We give them so much and get so little in return. At this point we should ask "why should we help the people who hate us?"

>A black man gave this country universal health care.

I would ask how someone could be so dumb but I already know.

Well I would say a good way for blacks to force more gun control would be to commit some mass shootings, but it'd probably just get shoved under the rug like last time.

>gun control bullshit
>right underneath is an article about a dead woman in a home invasion
>what could have possibly prevented it

Yeah I don't think throwing money at problems works either.
My ideal solution is something similar to the way the martial plan destroyed communist sympathies in western germany, except remodeled to destroying black culture.
Black culture is a marketing construct anyway, it's not like it's based on tradition even though tons of them LARP at connections to Africa via dreads and oversized colorful clothing.

The Root isn’t basically Stormfront for Blacks. Not even surprised at all by the racist jingosim is this article.

>Yeah I don't think throwing money at problems works either.

Unfortunately most people do. 90% of the time when I bring up problems with some issue in the country with people I know they use the "x doesn't get enough funding" excuse.

>isn't
Are you sure that's the word you mean here?

Yeah because most people are very simple minded unfortunately. These are complex issues. It's not going to be as easy as "Give X more Y," it's going to be far more nuanced and require more work.
Unfortunately that's nearly impossible to communicate in a political platform and even if you could it'd be the least charismatic point in the race.

Democracy is inherently fucked.

Fair point, but it's pretty cringy to have cuffs whereas rope is good for literally EVERYTHING. Either way i'll be a hero like ZimZam

If you're mixed race, Asian, or Hispanic, the media might even make you an honorary white person.

Problem is popular black culture these days revolves around drugs, sex, and criminal behavior. I've had people try and turn that on me saying stuff about how metal is violent but you don't see a whole lot of metalheads engaging in serious criminal behavior. Everything revolves around quick and easy ways to get money and status, with no long-term thinking. There's no focus on historical black leaders who actually tried to get their people to work towards their rights while being dignified members of society. Instead blacks these days idolize rappers and thugs while doing fuckall to improve their neighborhoods. I will break from Sup Forums here to say that I've met some who managed to get out of ghettos and who managed to pull 180s on their lives and did some community work with blacks who are desperately trying to change their communities, but its not enough. Maybe putting more jobs in these areas would help, I don't know. But there's a systemic problem with black culture and until they acknowledge it they're never going to make any progress on their own. Afrocentric racists like BLM are really hurting themselves in the long run.

How can black people claim that they built USA with a straight face while seeing dozens of backwards, crime ridden shitholes that are black majority countries?

The few times that blacks prospered was always by living among whites.

> The south has always been the poorest, least contributing region of the USA

>not knowing anything about US history
>not knowing that the South US was richer than any other country in Europe in 1860 other than the UK

So this... is the power... of burger education

>we invited modern air conditioning
I don't know, Willis Carrier looks pretty fucking white to me.

What's to be mad about? It's another hotep screaming in any way, shape, or form that he can about how black people invented *literally everything,* about how black dick is the most powerful thing on the planet, about how them awful whiteys are literally the devil (not to mention somehow simultaneously being nothing but a bunch of stupid inbred hillbillies while also being smart enough to control the world and keep the superior black man down), and of course the entire piece is tied together by his constant referencing of black men's need to obtain a white woman.

Articles like this are a dime a dozen, and none of them hold any power or are taken seriously.

Click on the author's link and take a look at some of the other stuff he's written. This individual is going to spend his entire life living a lower-middle class lifestyle by writing articles and producing podcasts enjoyed only by people who are even worse off (financially and intellectually) than him.

He is going to spend his entire life alienating everyone around him with his wild, misguided fury, while simultaneously wondering why he can't get every white woman on the planet to hop onto his genetically superior dick.

If a juggalo insulted your intelligence, would you be mad, or would the irony amuse you?

And after googling his name and seeing images of him, I can DEFINITELY say that he is a hotep. Here is a black American who has never set foot in Africa, speaks no African languages, yet wears images of Africa, Ankhs, and other such attire, claiming Africa as his own whilst actual Africans think of him as ridiculous (if they even know of his existence at all).

Even other black American's hate hoteps, so no, I'm not mad, I'm not worried, I'm just mildly amused and slightly saddened at the impotent rage and temper tantrums of a child who can't understand why the whole world simply won't bend over backwards to give him everything that he wants.

>Back then

>The south
>The poorest, least contributing region of the USA

Houstonian here, how do you like being able to drive your car?

White mans trickery.

You're correct, but my point still stands.

I will give as much care and concern to what a hotep thinks about white people and gun control as I will to the opinions on my intelligence from someone who thinks that swimming in lake hepatitis was totally a good idea.

They actually say this though. "If whites hadn't colonized Africa and kept the black man down, we'd be a superpower by now!"

If blacks are equal to whites why do they perform so poorly compared to whites?

The only logical explanations are that the white man is holding them down or they are actually inferior.

WE WUZ EUROPEAN COUNTRIES N SHIEET

Nah they literally would not put on shoes and got a tapeworm epidemic because they wouldn't wear shoes and stop shitting on the ground

Woah there's a couple assembly plants in Houston that must bring a shit ton of money and educated people to the area /s

Most blacks are hoteps in a way. Majority of them will eventually end up blaming whites when questioned about black failures.

That's not the only logical explanation, brainlet. Those aren't the only two options.

not living near niggers

Gun control is racist. From the start it was meant to keep guns out of the hands of blacks.

True MVP

>Mo money 4 Dem programs
Literally the only thing that's effectively is military school style charters that make Tyrone run 50 laps for mouthing off
>he wuz a gud boi
Give cops back night sticks. Give cops back saps. An Ash truncheon is the only non gun way to effectively bop a nigger into submission. Tazers don't work. ASP batons are pain compliance tools.

Cops only have lethal force to actually defend themselves. Being able to clip a guy in the temple and for him to go down is the only midpoint between kind words and shooting him until the threat is neutralized.

Sick redpill you dropped there, faggot.

>we all already knew this

>5. Lie

Or it's because black culture in America is focused more on short-sighted hyper-consumption than in long term planning. Think about it, there are actually plenty of successful black Americans, but when was the last time you heard a hip-hop artist talk about putting his money into stable, long-term investments? When you're raised in a culture that promotes immediately spending every cent you earn on cars, clothes, and women who are more than happy to take their clothes off if you throw a hundred bucks at them, it sets you up for failure.

I honestly don't believe at all that any race is genetically superior or predisposed to success/failure (if whites are so great then why do they make up the majority of opioid addicts), but I do believe that there's a toxic short-sightedness in black American culture that holds back individuals who would otherwise possess great potential.

Which is one of the reasons that I hate hoteps so much. Their whole schtick is to blame white people for all of their problems while simultaneously fetishizing white people to a wildly unhealthy degree (seriously, check out some hotep writings on how *essential* it is for every black man to take a white wife). Simply put, hoteps epitomize the backwards-practices that hold many black Americans back, and if you ask successful black Americans about them, you'll realize that no-one hates hoteps more than black people who saw past their bullshit and didn't allow it to hold them back.

Prove me wrong. Show me blacks performing as good as whites under equal circumstances.

Show me black British or black Frenchmen who did not grow up in a hood and around thug culture doing as well as whites.

Oh wait blacks eventually turned safest European neighbourhoods into 3rd world shitholes

What about black culture in European countries like Sweden, France, Netherlands, Italy, Belgium?

Why is black culture the same everywhere if it is not based on it's race?

Ironically this is exactly why we have gun rights in the first place and I bet this article, if it works, will accelerate our cause.