Bear meets girl

>bear meets girl
>not a SoL comedy about a naïve young country girl navigating big city life with her roommate and life-partner, a large hairy Leatherman in his 50s.

Dropped.

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I hope people forget about KumaMiko, so I can use it as an example of my patrician taste in the future.

>bear meets girl
Get the fuck out of here

Girl meet a bear and a sexual offender.

>KumaMiko
>patrician

>He's big, burly, and way smarter than your average shapeshifting bear. He's also about to get trapped by own his game. . .

>Lou Crushek is a reasonable, mellow, easygoing kind of guy. But once someone starts killing the scumbags he works so hard to bust, that really gets under his fur. Especially when that someone is a curvy she-tiger with a skill set that's turning Crush's lone-bear world upside down--and bringing his passion out of hibernation. . .

>As a member of an elite feline protection unit, Marcella Malone has no problem body-dropping anyone who hunts her kind. But Crush is proving one major pain in her gorgeous tail. The only reason she's joined forces with him is to track down the wealthy human who's got her entire species in his ruthless sights. It sure isn't because Crush's stubborn and contrary attitude is rubbing Cella in all the right ways.

Would it have made a better anime?

Is this a real thing?
I don't think I've ever read a more generic plot synopsis.

women are terrible writers

Reverse the gender and you'll get a generic anime

You call THAT a bear?

My wife Machi is so cute.

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>A shape shifting bear girl and an elite catboy warrior join forces to track down a wealthy woman who wants to kill all the cats
Reversing the genders doesn't change much, although Sup Forums will probably lap it up if they give the beargirl muscles and make the catboy look like Ferris from Re:Zeo.

>bear meets girl
>actually bear and girl have known each other for most of their lives
I never got that.

I like how this show absolutely infuriates normalfags and how it breaks their usual "jus go outside bruh! jus do it brah! ur gon make it!" shit mentality.

>women are terrible writers
90% of this kind of trash literature for women is written by men under a pseudonym. They sell incredibly well among women but only if the author's name is female. The best authors can speedwrite a shit romance novel within a day or two, write hundreds of them in a year, and rake in mad cash.

Now I really want to start writing one
Just take a generic LN shit and westernise then!

It's a cutthroat business nowadays. Plagiarizing LNs, especially those without English translations, would certainly help in writing them. Back in the day romance authors could become rich writing a couple novels a year, but the volume has increased so much you need to be a competent speed writer who can churn out hackneyed plots if you want to get to the top. The best ones divide their work among multiple pseudonyms depending on the subgenres of their works (cowboy romance, romance comedy, vampire romance, romance with a sexy rich abusive guy, etc). I guarantee that when enough Chink peasants learn proper English, this shit will be outsourced to them.

You sound like you have experience

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If anything anime needs more catboys!

>bear meets girl
>not a hotblooded shounen series about a young martial artist girl who trains to become the strongest fighter under the coaching of Mr. Bear

Top shelf ED.
youtube.com/watch?v=L1BWdO7ypJM

>bear eats girl

Yuri Kuma Arashi is for pure patricians of the arts.

This post reminded me of that gay author who shits out a new gay book every week with some ridiculous title. I can't seem to remember his name or any titles though

got it

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Tingle

Never fails to crack me up