Wtf is going on?

How do we stop this? Is it going on on purpose or are the majority of the people who are getting low sperm count just normies who go drinking every day and drink soylattes and therefore it doesn't really concern us elevated ones?

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sciencemag.org/content/168/3928/261.abstract
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Mobile technology. RIP sea men
Don't carry your phone in your pockets

Bullshit.

so i should keep it in my purse?

only way is to get a testosterone and sperm count.

i was fine, but my test was lower than usual and I reversed it with the most known techniques.

its mostly a kike scam to get more immigrants into an area so they'll repopulate.

>could

ofc its bullshit, the problem is people fapping too much

>I reversed it with the most known techniques.
share

people jack it too much sperm takes awhile to mature

plastic, birth control residue in the water, fluoride, glyphosate, microwaves from phones and laptops, soy, lack of exercise, list goes on and on

Who cares? You will be dead and gone before this matters.

nihilism the post

qz.com/1040302/most-men-in-the-us-and-europe-could-be-infertile-by-2060-according-to-a-new-study/
"Sperm count in men from North America, Europe, Australia and New Zealand declined by 50-60% between 1973 and 2011, according to a new study from the Hebrew University of Jerusalem. Surprisingly, the study, which analyzed data on the sperm counts of 42,935 men, found no decline in sperm counts in men from Asia, Africa and South America, although there was limited data from these areas."

"ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY FROM THE HEBREW UNIVERSITY OF JERUSALEM"


"ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY FROM THE HEBREW UNIVERSITY OF JERUSALEM"


"ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY FROM THE HEBREW UNIVERSITY OF JERUSALEM"

What are the known techniques?

Why dont you just kys you filthy preacher of death

The following advice is a joke and strictly for entertainment. Do not attempt to make Zippy Water™ at home. Zippy Water™ is an entertainment supplement not meant to be consumed by human beings. Sam Hyde and MDE are not legally responsible for any problems you have, ever.

First and foremost let me tell you, you must rinse your mouth with warm salt water (should be very salty) after drinking this shit otherwise your teeth will fall out.

Mix this shit up in the morning... Drink a good bit in the morning, most of it intra-workout (mixed with Gatorade and Aminolast), and a little bit in the afternoon.

1.5 liters water
1 large handful powdered beet (as much as you can before it turns into beet slurpee, maybe two tablespoons? The more the better honestly)
1 small handful powdered spinach
daily recommended serving of citrulline malate
whatever a recommended serving is of beta alanine
however much creatine you think you need every day
2 servings of 'green powder' (that trendy shit with spirulina in it)
as much vitamin C as you can handle before having diarrhea... maybe a tablespoon?
maybe some kratom? I'm looking into it.
2 liters diet coke*
a full toothpaste tube's worth of fluoride*

*optional

If it's too gritty then pull back on the spinach first. The tingles are from the beta-alanine. If you feel sick it's probably the vitamin C. Do not go overboard with the citrulline malate. If your teeth fell out it means you forgot to rinse with salt water after drinking. The cit. mal. and vit. C are the components that have the deleterious effect on teeth (they're acidic), so if you're too lazy to do the salt water thing then you can leave those out, however I wouldn't because vitamin C is supposed to be da bomb according to Charls and citrulline malate is huge big time major league shit.

Chase with a shot of apple cider vinegar and DO NOT J__K OFF.

I wish your parents were as nihilistic as you so you would never be born you useless leech. The world would be a better place if you never existed.

t. 56%

Blame it on the fact that social media is pushing a degenerate lifestyle down our throats every single fucking day.
> “I smoke weed, drink alcohol, pop pills, sleep until 4 in the morning every day and I barely get any sunlight as a result of muh tv, computer, phone, video games”
No wonder every one is fucked

>Muh legacy

Every unborn child is a soul saved from the sadistic will of the Demiurge.

you forgot the most important part
The Power Hat™

>How do we stop this?
organic green veggies, grass-fed beef, etc

basically keto without chemicals coupled with intermittent fasting (at least 16/8)

you're welcome

This

It's not even nihilism. It's simply understanding that caring about something that won't affect you is a waste of time.

This is why the African country you came from is so shit.

Donating sperm on a consistent basis is quite literally the smartest thing you could do genetically if you are concerned about having your genes passed on.

No birth certificate
> needing a certificate to prove you were born
No vax until adulthood
> but my mass education herd immunity
Teach kids yourself or find someone trustworthy without illness

Literally do not exist

I'm not that lucky. I'm ethnic, so no free gibs and fikifiki for me.

Protip: The evil here is Gluten and Milk protein.
I'm not even meme-ing

I'm pretty sure that I'm still going to be alive by 2060 buddy boy

wh*Te sperm is weak and dies, this why wh*Te traits are recessive. BLACK sperm is strong this is why BLACK traits are dominant and always surpass wh*Te traits.

Soon wh*Te sissy dogs will be unable to have children and the women will flock to the fertile BLACK man.

This IS the future. Every woman pregnant with a BLACK baby while sterile wh*Te sissy dogs watch helplessly as they are conquered. Most wh*Te women will carry 3 to 4 BLACK babies.

>gluten
you mean non-veg carbs

Whitebois can't compete, they may as well be infertile now.

Fake news.

I'm going to double down on this.

yes if you want.

Since I have two phablets (one for work), I use my man bag to carry them around. Very convenient. I have 2 man bags, big and small. My wife is cool with it, and some buddies of mine start to embrace this practical idea.

totally planned by (((them)))
that is the real white genocide. they are just waiting til we die off.

Is this adjusted for population age?

shut the fuck up and drink your 8 glasses a day

Coincidentally, the EXACT same places (((they))) want to flood with non-white immigration. Strange!

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

Mine is crap. Blonde hair and blue eyes.

Though, I got my wife pregnant recently so not all bad!

My testosterone was a bit higher than average. Sperm count was away low, and I didn't fap 5 days prior.

shut it down the goyim knows!!!!!

I have noticed that the news stories on this have changed to "Western Males". Used to be caucasians. I would love a report that covers all types/cultures across world. We get told its estrogens in the water etc. But if that is case then non-caucasians would be effected too. My personal belief is based on animal husbandry science. Simple animal biology. It is an accepted fact that chimps and other pack animals/herd animals (and that is what humans are) see significant decreases in the testosterone/sperm counts amongst the beta males. Its natures way of ensuring that the betas dont get slaughtered by alphas. Or, chicken and egg, once male falls from alpha, his rates drop. Either way, what is the one thing that western males are that asian/negro/hispanic/and arab arent? In charge. All the types with higher counts are from patriacal (sic) societies. Western society has flushed male power down the toilet. Women, fairly, want equality. BUT. Those equal families now cant have kids. I honestly believe that the more strident ones partner is about being in charge, the more a male will fire blanks. Noticably, despite this being well understood in the animal biology world no scientist ever presesnts this idea. Why? Because its the big elephant in the room nobody wants to be the first to point out. Patriachy = children. Matriachy = childless couples. Test men under stress and pressure from above, and test their levels. I bet it drops. Alcoholism, drugs and porn are also high on the western agenda. All lower counts.

>DO NOT J__K OFF.
Then Kratom would be a good addition. Take in in pill form or with chocolate milk if you value life and believing in a god that loves you.

Poor diet, no exercise, overweight.

guys store your semen. it's gonna be fucking gold in the future.

I might agree with you but you may be indicating a corelation = causation scenario here with the stress = Low T.

Not him but I recommend this. I personally checked all of it and can confirm, aside from some minor disagreements over coffee.

absolutely checked.

All it takes is to get a blood test for hormone levels and if you're low you can get test cream

>(but not peanuts)
FUCK

kill yourself then

Quints have spoken.

this is a debunked myth

what isn't a myth though is don't put your laptop literally on your lap for long periods of time cuz the heat ruins your sperm

Good. #antinatalism

by that time I'll hopefully have at least 5 kids

Lack of magnesium and zinc in diets for starters.
Too much heat/cold in genital areas, possibly.
Too frequent ejaculations depleting nutrients.
Too low dopamine, testosterone, MAYBE.

Eat your greens. FRESH greens.

It's the chemicals they're putting in the water

I wouldn't put it passed the fucking kikes and arabs to engineer something that targets white sperm cells

>man bag
i bet your wife and jamal are cool with it sven

Electromagnetic radiation from cell phones/5G networks/WiFi.
I keep telling you faggots, stop carrying your phones in your pockets 24/7.

WEforum.org
WAZforum.com
KANGZforum.zim
the niggers are producing the fertilizer we'll need to spawn the 10 billion europeans needed to repopulate the earth after the great cleansing

This just tells me to stop doing everything. Honestly something that prohibits estrogen production or transport would probably be better and have more scientific backing.

Soy is in everything.

>Good goy, destroy your sperm count or i'll say you're unmanly!
Protip: A real man doesn't give a shit about what (((you))) people think.

Probably dietary or something

I'll be infertile because I'll be 70 fucking 6.

It will affect your children, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, children of your friends etc.

Your life isn't just about you, you idiot. Unless you're the only person you know (in which case you suck)

how do u do this? just stick it in the freezer in a zip lock bag or some shit?

It's because of increasing use of plastics and contraceptive pills, which flood waste water facilities with exceptional levels of oestrogen and oestrogen-like compounds.

What about the vaccines? also white men are way more stressed than minorities and white women don´t receive help and have to study and work more than minority women.
Literally I´m seeing a lot of blacks and muslim with lot of children and I never see them work even once, and they don´t even speak the language. Meanwhile my generation is wasting their youth in classes.

The soy bit is nonsense, the main danger of soy is not phenoestrogens but gmo soy which is loaded with xenoestrogrens, but the rest of it is pretty spot on.

This happen too because men needs women, but media is brainwashing them to hate (white) men so interactions are getting more and more shit.
Also white men gets more hated and have to make more effort for less reward.

>It will affect your children, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, children of your friends etc.
Can't affect people that won't be around

see
>Unless you're the only person you know (in which case you suck)

checked though

Good. I'm glad. There are three inevitable results from this, all of them positive.

1. White men and their endless larping and nonstop Christian cuckoldry finally dies. For good. Their total lack of comprehending the modern world, inability to adapt, and failure to evolve/win real battles leads to a horrific end of times scenario for all whites. The normies, Christians, and the left will finally get the punishment they so justly deserve.

2. East asians are no longer held back by whites and their bullshit western "human rights". They cruelly enslave the brown/black/muslim hordes. Billions die horrible deaths at the hands of their Asian masters.

3. East Asians invent AI and bots to do their work. The brown/black/muslim hordes self destruct when left to their own devices; the slaves held by the Asians are executed. Billions die from famine and disease in horrible ways.

When the white man goes, everyone will get what is coming to them. I hope I live long enough to see it.

Stop eating meat, dairy and eggs.
Eat more fruits and vegetables.
Stop drinking alcohol. Stop smoking.

yeah then asians turn all their new babies into whites through genetic manipulation because of how much they want to be white

>sperm count decreased significantly
>this will lead to infertility
infertility in males is caused by a lack of viable sperm which would be caused by something far more drastic than moderate to significantly decreased sperm count. impregnation is still possible with a very low sperm count.

yet Asians are the most populous people on the planet(for now at least).

Yes it's happening on purpose you dumbass. Drink water from a well. Move to boonies and drink water from a well. It's what my daddy unintentionally did and I shoot twice as much cum as the average male porn star. Twice as likely to have a successful, striving child.

Wow, an actual old wive's tale.

>stop eating factory grain fed hormone injected meat dairy and eggs
>start eating high quality grassfed and pastured meat dairy and eggs with no artificial or extra ingredients made by high iq compassionate farmers
agreed.

This. Whites are generally inferior to Asians on all things except morality. The non-Asians will be met with a brutal surprise when the East Asians inevitably inslave the entire world. And they'll do it without any hesitation.

I too used to be an edgy 14 year old

It's in the food, retard. Go self-grown and organic.

It's true. Women are amazed. My dick aint nothing to write home about. Nor are my balls. But I will cover your face in beautiful pearls woman

You've spent way too much time on Sup Forums. East Asians tend to believe they are the superior races. If they had the natural resources of the West they may have taken control of the globe long ago.

Yeah I can't wait. I just hope I get to see the beginning of it. It's going to be Unit 731 shit on a global scale.

>caffeine is estrogenic
Wrong. It's anti-estrogenic and pro-androgenic.
This image sucks; it is filled with half truths and lies.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3521899/
sciencemag.org/content/168/3928/261.abstract
clincancerres.aacrjournals.org/content/21/8/1877
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1742-7843.2008.00231.x/full
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0014579306007538

I also believe the asians would kill everyone if there were no whites

Is that supposed to be a good thing?

People eat too much meat in general. And i wouldn't eat any US farmed "meat". Ya'll have abysmal farming standards thanks to your (((meat and dairy industries))).

>consume your soy, goy
Our fathers had 50% more testosterone than we do. Because central europe was a shithole and we consumed quite natural stuff, we weren't neutered, like the West. Hence central Europeans are more opposed to destruction of their culture and people. But the change is coming, I can feel it. 13 year old girls already start to have massive tits, like in the West.

How do we defend ourselves?

>But the change is coming, I can feel it. 13 year old girls already start to have massive tits, like in the West.
I noticed this too, also men are more femenine.

>dont eat soy because asians are feminine

>asians have the most testosterone and nothing wrong with their sperm count as they made 2 billion

muh grassfed organic pastured humanely raise environmental eco friendly beef
>still unhealthy

Yeah, I can see young boys having gyno more often than before. Then again, maybe /fit/ made me paranoid about it.

Wish I was infertile now. Would love to cum inside worry free