The absolute state of the West

Americans would now rather learn a fake language they saw on the electric jew than a language that's actually useful.

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Tolkein's languages were the best fantasy languages.

>Czech

Who needs that fucking language anyways

Hey, I might learn Czech. I'll be able to understand their top tier porn better...

Good porn only speaks body language

>he's only into vanilla shit

If only you knew

I don't think I've ever heard someone speak czech before, but I've heard klingon on TV

>fantasy languages are more relevant than czech
This really reflects worse on czechs than anyone else.

Tbqh I don't even have the sound on when stabbing the cat. It was the only possible use i could think of for learning czech...

porn is slowly turning you into cucks

How exactly is Czech useful?

Not me, I'm into solo girl and lesbian only. Can't stand the sight of another dudes throbbing penoir

what is this and do they have Mandarin?

I was into femdom before I even knew what a cuck was, and I avoid anything with a man in it like the plague

Duolingo and it's in the works, you'll probably see it by 2020

It still fucks your brain's reward system up
Also lesbian porn can cause autogynephilia

enjoy your dothraki cocky you valyinbred

>czech language
>actually useful
pick one

You fail to realize that elf language or whatever frodo-shit language is literally more useful than czech. Like who the fuck wants to talk to a czech person ever especially in their native language? 0.

May as well learn Russian or French, or better yet Mandarin or Spanish.

Eurofags need to realize that every language they ever developed is essentially already dead with the exception of English and Spanish. They should be the ones to learn a new language that more people speak, not everyone else who already knows one learning their obscure, worthless snownigger gibberish.

Life in the west is becoming so meaningless that people prefer to invest their time in fictions

Also, I bet most of those who learn this are manchilds that want to impress their manchilds friends/obese cruch but will stop after they get passed the first lesson

Most europeans speak 2/3 languages...

You forgot german in your list
also Fuck off globalist nigger shill

I'd have gone with Portuguese at 3

German is kind of irrelevant internationaly.
Spabish gives access to Latin America and French to half of Africa and parts of the middle east like Lebanon

I don't. Mind you I speak the Queens English so didn't have to learn any other foreign gobbledygook.

It must be heartbreaking to be a French language teacher in England, cos we all get tought French at school. But not one of us can speak it...

Wow, yeah I totally remember that useless french I learned in 7th grade. Everyone just reads other languages for the extra points, they've all forgotten it by the time they turn 18.

>hurr durr NO TO THE ISLAMISATION OF EUROPE
>hurr durr YES TO THE GLOBALIZATION OF EUROPE

The Czech Republic is the best. The only people that dislike Czech Republic are fat Americans and people who live in Islamic Republic of UK and Germanistan.

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That's wrong though, all the people I interact with speak french and arabic/some african dialect

You fat Western incels will never experience a woman like this.

>Everyone just reads other languages for the extra points, they've all forgotten it by the time they turn 18.

Said the Swede, in english.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

You'll probably need it once the west completely drowns in (((multiculturalism))).

>German
Tbqh klingon would be a better bet. Dead language from a dying country

You mean the Talmud vision,

Manjaw.

She looks like taylor swift hit by a truck

gibs me the waifu and no one gets hurt!

Taylor Swift has a rat face.

Stop lying it's the worst place to live. Gypsies rampaging everywhere, it's like Somalia over here. Don't come here, westerners.

>he doesn't retain his seed in the year 2017

Yes

>everyone I talk to in France speaks arabic or some african dialect

sad

probably could for a few bucks Tbh

>99.8% white country
>gypsies rampaging everywhere

>americans would rather learn fake language rather than a real one

Use Hello Chinese

No fat Americans hate Czech republic, they just don't think about it. When asked they also say Czechoslovakia like that is still a country. I like your handguns at least.

I live in kind of what you could picture like a small town stuck between downtown detroit, baltimore and chicago

Czech is not a fake language! :)

Even your first lady is Slavic because no woman in the USA is attractive enough to be worthy of such a position. Even Trump knows that.

That's not true, the estimates of gypsies here are about 3%, Vietnamese also make nearly 1%.

>klingon
HONOR AND GLORY TO THE EMPIRE

Slava not white tho

Glory is white

What did Albania ever do to you

No, I purposefully excluded it. Arabic will be the dominant language in Germany and Austria in a matter of decades and with no colonial legacy to speak of, the language will just wither and die.
Pretty much.

>wanting to communicate with shitskins
>learning their language in the first place
Mostly meant the third language that is optional (french, german, spanish). Swedish and english is mandatory in Sweden. Don't worry, arabic might be added soon so we can understand what the mudslimes tell us right before they slit our throats.

Ivanka Trump is admired by Amerifats and she is of Czech descent. Your first lady is a Slav and your President's daughter is of Slavic descent.

She is a plain sly with a faceful of plastic that makes her look lile a chink

You just reminded me of pic related. Rip jizzus

Still, that's a little over 300,000 peop-
Oh shit.

Most gypsies move on to Germany where they will be allowed to piss on the German women while the German men do nothing.

>German is kind of irrelevant internationally.
calling german irrelevant is retarded

its spoken in Germany, Austria, Switzerland, Luxembourg, and parts of the Netherlands

it is the basis for English, Norwegian, Dutch, Swedish, Danish, Afrikaans, Yiddish, and Scots

for example: german as to english as latin is to french

not to mention how they kinda own the EU

True most of them get exploited from theire own gypsi leaders as construction workers, begger slaves or prostitutes.
In the cyties here you see more of them as in Bukarest

But I have 50e

>This guy gets pussy and I don't
Fuck.

Cx

I mean, do you think it is quality though?

>czech

looool
Any pussy better than no pussy

It's true, even other slavs have problems learning czech
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>Life in the west is becoming so meaningless that people prefer to invest their time in fictions

So true and so sad.

HAH fuck I don't have the extension anymore because rip andries but that's fuuny have a good night night my nig

I think when he says internationally he's referring to outside the EU and the UK. There were a few, but in the end Germany never had that many colonies and the language didn't spread that far outside Europe.

She looks just like one of my prostitutes.

>hungary dying out
wait for me brothers...

>its spoken in Germany, Austria, Switzerland, Luxembourg, and parts of the Netherlands
>parts of the Netherlands
lies

>it is the basis for English, Norwegian, Dutch, Swedish, Danish, Afrikaans, Yiddish, and Scots
More lies. German derives from West-Germanic. Dutch and English derive from West-Germanic independently. The Scandinavian languages derive instead from North-Germanic, albeit with a strong influence from what is called "Low German" but what is essentially Dutch.
As far as I'm concerned, German is the retarded brother of Dutch.

slee tite

>german as to english as latin is to french
OLD german is to english as latin is to french
MODERN german is to english as french is to spanish or italian

>fake language
all languages are 'fake'
your screenshot only shows that Czech is irrelevant

I did the same thing but its still unhealthy user. Quit before you veer into deeper territory.

Althochdeutsch to modern German isn't as far as Latin is to French. I'd say there is definitely more difference between German and English than French and Spanish or Italian, even though they both are Germanic languages.

People who say the European languages will be "dead" are plebs, these aren't irrelevant Abo languages that have never produced great works and if you can read them there is a trove of literature that becomes available to you.

I'll probably need it since I'm thinking of moving there and getting a firearm license

your right OP we all should learn chinese and spanish right? OP? right? NO faggot sage.

To be fair, the Czech program just came out I think maybe a month ago, also still in beta as it says in your image.