THAT'S AN AWFULLY HOT COFFEE POT

THAT'S AN AWFULLY HOT COFFEE POT

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AND HIS PALMS ARE SWEATY

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Hello?

I very quickly wanted to just finish what I was trying to say, before my web page was banned –

Why don’t you just change everything into nigger day?
Y´now , niggers aint gonna get satisfied until you change every fucking piece of shit holiday to nigger day. Okay you can have it!
Lets change Martin Luther King to NIGGER DAY , Christmas to NIGGER DAY , Christopher Columbus to NIGGER DAY. NIGGER DAY! NIGGER DAY! NIGGER DAY! Don’t you give a shit about the camel fucking niggers?
How many people did they kill, those camel niggers? Or how many fucking niggers in africa sold off to other niggers? How about that trafficking; all the nigger trafficking of young children? You’re unbelievable you people, the niggers in africa sold their own kind to slavery yet, you niggers blame everybody else for your demise and you know what?
You love to got a bleeding heart because that’s how you survive- by playing the fucking victims! 50 % of murders in Iowa, 50% of murders in this fucking country are committed by fucking niggers and there is like maybe 15% of you people? How about that you fucking piece of shit Niggaha!

Also I just want to add one more thing:

I’ve dealt with niggers and I's don't work for chump-change! Not like that Killary cunt!
You people can’t live in a civilized society because you’re fucking primates and uncivilized.
You’ve got low IQ’s.
You don’t belong here; you belong in africa where all the fucking jungle monkeys are!
Niggers still have not progressed, despite decades of affirmative action and countless welfare programs, Niggers still cannot make their ghettos into genuinely good neighbourhoods! You’ve had 50 fucking years of fucking affirmative action, how many more do you need?

You niggers are just niggers and that's all!

t. gran

Donchal niggas know that Big Penny taking over tha rap scene?

youtube.com/watch?v=rNFBtLHzmWk

vocaroo.com/i/s1HewB3nAt7j

Gotta force those memes. This is liberal humor tier

2 SCOOPS OF MOMS SPAGHETTI

Where's my covfefe
I have no covfefe pot in my spaghetti
There you go
Yeah
Have you ever been coffee or spahetti hated against?

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Trump. His politics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of things you don't know about, most of the 12d chess will go over a typical voter’s head. There’s also Trump’s 80's style outlook, which is deftly woven into his personality- his personal philosophy draws heavily from self help literature and fox news, for instance. His supporters understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these views, to realise that they’re not just great - they say something deep about stuff. As a consequence people who dislike Donald Trump truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the brilliance in Tump’s favorite catchphrase “I guarantee you,” which itself is a clever reference to Trump’s Art of the Deal. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated communists scratching their heads in confusion as Donald Trump’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a MAGApede tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid..

>the goyim know
based

THERE'S COFFEE IN HIS POT

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For a president you're a pussy
I'll grab you, fella, for barking up the wrong tree
don't disrespect women in those ways
or minorities or gays
don't haze in anyway, it's wrong
don't fling your flim-flam
drain the swamp? sham, chump.
trump, the bane of our nation
crash with no survivors at every occasion
fantasia was crazier
than this presidency
I say with hesitancy

I'm out. I got chores.

COFFEE POT HOT COFFEE POT
THATS NOT COFFEE IN MY COFFEE POT
MY NAME IS MARSHAL AND I GOT A COFFEE POT
BOUGHT IT AT WAL*MART
ALMOST DROPPED IT IN THE PARKING LOT
BEFORE IT LANDED IT WAS CAUGHT
TRUMP HARDENS MY COCK
HE WROTE THE ART OF THE DEAL
BUT I WROTE THE ART OF THE COFFEE POT
JERK OFF MY COCK IN TIME
RIGHT INTO THE COFFEE POT
I DON'T SMOKE POT
UNLESS ITS MADE OUT OF COFFEE
BUT ITS LARGELY NOT
USED TO LISTEN TO BOB MARLEY
BUT NOW I JUST LISTEN TO MY COFFEE POT
BUILT A ROBOT OUT OF COFFEE
CALLED IT A COFFEE BOT
LAUGHED SO HARD I GOT COFFEE SNOT
RUNNING OUT OF MY NOSE
BUT IT LANDED ON THE COFFEE SPOT
GOT A WALKIE-TALKIE
NOW I'M TALKING TO MY COFFEE POT
BUT HEY, TRUMP, COFFEE POT

DAMN, THAT SHIT WAS AWFULLY HOT

im fucking wheezing here

kek'd

Can somebody give me the sauce vid for this colbert meme? I've never seen the the actual clip.

...that was awful.

extremely cringeworthy.

Emenemenem just went down a few dozen levels.

...its the hip hop equivalent of a false flag.

Also i never noticed him wearing jewellery chains before.

..or having a tan and stubble.

Also emenemenem never rymes like that.


...not my emenemenem.

his rhymes sounded like something a PR company would write and think "yeah a rapper totally could've written this shit", then go and offer a few 10k for m&m to perform it

Guy has been eating too many feminems, desu.

I'M ALL USED UP
I GOT NOWHERE TO GO
NOW THE JEWS TELL ME
WHAT TO SAY

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Im beginning to feel like a coffee pot, Coffee pot.

Keep trying to find excuses bro, the reality is that he's a faggit, and always has been.

COFFEE POT, YO ..
YO, LISTEN UP YO

THIS COFFEE POT IS GETTING HOT
WHAT SHOULD I PLOT WITH THIS COFFEE POT ?
THE POT IS GETTING HOT, SO HOT I CANNOT
HOLD IT IN MY HAND ANYMORE, BUT WHAT
THE FUCK SHOULD I DO WITH THIS COFFEE POT ?

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I GOTTA PLOT, TO HATCH WITH MY COFFEE POT
DON'T DRINK THE COFFEE, THAT PART I GOT
BUT WHAT TO DO WITH THE HOT COFFEE IN THE POT?
I STOP, THEN AN IDEAS COMES UP, REALLY TOP

Govt tier
They're here
Graspin' at straws
Tryin' to make clear
The MAGA man shouldn't be feared
He's gonna build a wall to keep you inside
Fill your food with chemicals no place to hide
And if you need a doc you can suck his ####
He ain't giving no hand outs
Unless it's a hand out to grab that pussy
Because he can
He's rich
He's the man
Just ask, wait for the answer
if you can

Drain the swamp?
Lololololololololol

should I drop it on donlad trump prolly not......

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read and laugh

that's his dr dre docking face

Am I seeing things or have they tried to make him look considerably less white than he really is?

>HE WROTE THE ART OF THE DEAL
>BUT I WROTE THE ART OF THE COFFEE POT
my favorite rap line ever

LIQUID SHIT LOOKS LIKE COFFEE
SPRAYING OUT INTO MY POTTY
LOOKS LIKE A COFFEE POT
IMMA MAKE A THOT
DRINK IT WHILE IT'S HOT
MAKE MY DICK SO HARD I GET A CLOT
BLOW HER HEAD OFF WITH MY CUM SHOT

Based granny

MOM'S ROCHELLI

commencing dump
has anyone made the COFFEEPOT MAN Mega Man villain yet?
I still got that shit in my head

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My palms are sweaty
from this hot coffee pot im ready
to drink lots of hot coffee steady
still eating lots of moms spaghetti

lose yourself in this hot coffee pot

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That's an awfully hot blobby snot

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I was gonna make a thread titled 'what's his name again Sup Forums?'
But I knew I'd find one.
It's early in the morning
Everyone be enjoying their coffee right now

THIS MAN HE COLORED LIKE A FRUIT
HE ALSO WEARS A SUIT
DRUMPF

HE PRESIDENT?
MORE LIKE PRESIDONT!
OBAMA

HIS WALL IS TALL TO KEEP OUT MEXICANS AND ALL
BUT WALL IS BAD AND I WANT IT TO FALL
TWO SCOOPS

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>vocaroo.com/i/s1HewB3nAt7j
lmfao what a time to be alive

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=861dkpAv3Yw

Hi kids do you like anus? Wanna see me suck liberal cock to try and remain famous

Ahhhh I forgot how I was gonna start this
Takes pills
Oh yeah, that's an awfully hot sloppy cock
Should I suck it to stay famous....probably not....but I'm washed up now, so it's all I've got....till my lord Kim Un saves the world with a missile shot

Trumps support is rising....my rap careers declining....I haven't been relevant in years....I need something defining

My rap makes out Hillary ain't dishonest....wiki leaks making my bitch all astonished
She said she'd keep me famous...I made her pinky promise.
Now I look like Miley Cyrus and Billy Ray had a gay child that turned Amish
you see my liberal collusion?
These pills caused some confusion about the inclusion of my delusion...
so my brain has this contusion, trying to stop the extrusion of this illusion

but hillary's turnout didn't just work out, so here in my cardboard box i pout
i am a true faggot, but they still call me rabbit, spot this rap shit, i aint cutout.
no doubt. imma pull out. /I'll be more of a letdown than that fish outta water, falling over bitch/ can't get in a car/ stumbling trout


I keep pausing waiting it's nauseating
I'm nervous and frail....I'm shaking more than Michael J Fox masturbating
I've seen more cocks than Obama's drones have kills
I've taken more pills than Donald trump has dollar bills

I'm rapping slower and faster....oh shit I'm the master...I'm starting to scream and snarl I sound just like Dizaster......I got him to ghost write this shit, to get me some hits. I haven't seen so much spit since I last sucked a dick

I'm famous for being blonde, fake and plastic
Oh shit I'm just like you
I'll just get angry and rap liberal buzzwords just to be spiteful
My new albums out soon for more views..hillarys dudes...will give me an Eiffel
Since I've done a duet with Elton john and now I look like George Michael

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>tfw nip is better rapper than Feminem

My coffee pot is really hot should I take a sip probably not but some coffee would really fill the spot my coffee is good just ask scott. He tells everyone within earshot it will never put your stomach in a knot, hold on I think it's cool enough now let me take a shot

holy shit this guy is becoming famous

that was dope

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why is he so fucking bad?

Someone needs to edit the whole motorhead part. Slim that shit down to 4 minutes and it's radio friendly
One of the youtube versions people are linking cuts the glorious coffeepot verse

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Just scream "TWUWUWO SCLOOOPLOR BLUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF" into one of these song id services it'll pop right up

why does a 50 year old white man talk like a slope-faced pavement ape?

COS WE NEED TO FIRE DONALD DRUMPF BEFORE HE GOES NUCLEAR BLUMPF

TENSIONS ARE RISING
BLACK CHILDREN ARE DYING

AIGHT STOP
BEFORE YOU ROB THAT COFFEE STORE
AN TRY TA TAKE BEANS OUTTA DAT DRAWER
YOU GOTTA THINK OF THE CONSEQUENCE
>who are you!?
YO MUTHAFUCKIN CAFFEINE SENSE

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>That's an awfully hot coffee pot.
>I'm alergic to white pride.
>It makes me snot.
>So ima tilt my head.
>And use this netty pot.
>Bend over and get fucked.
>By 5 niggers in a cot.
>You think it's wrong.
>I say simply not.
>You should be executed.
>For having wrong thought.

>This is to all my fans
>Ima draw my line in the sand.
>You are either for or against.
>Gettin fucked by a black man.
>And if you are against.
>FUCK YOU

A good one for the lulz would be if someone sets up a gofundme to send coffepot man 10,000 coffeepots

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AND HE'S ORANGE

Thanks for reminding me to get some hot coffee.

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The funniest part was snoops reaction to the video....

YEAH EM YEAH EM YEHHHH

YOU A REAL NIGGA NOW
YOU WAS A REAL NIGGA BEFORE

BUT NOW YOU A REAL NIGGA
*back to cooking with martha*

WOKE UP LOOKIN LIKE BLUMPF N SHIT

KEK

>on my 2nd cup

TWO COFFEE POTS BLUMBPF

was it just a Starbucks ad?

Just joking, it was actually cold.

Splicing memes are the best

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he was just making fun of the way Alex Jones behaves. It had nothing to do with the fact that Blumpf got 2 (two) scoops of ice cream while everyone else only got one.

Has anyone made a shoop for
The Art of the Coffee Pot?

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No it's not faggot. It was all over the CNN and this faggot parroted it.

yes it is, moron. Here's the video: youtube.com/watch?v=A-HUbdEAxo8&t=75s
it's at the one minute mark

No I don't think he ever did
We beat him to the punch
CNN reported on it, but just like that we jumped on it like a freshly brewed cup of coffee and spliced it with CURRENT YEAR MAN's style and put Colbert's face all over it

Thats an awful hot coffee pot,
Is it a good idea? To dump it
All over my peepee
Probably not, its not comp it
To my room, hehe
Boom boom

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That's a french press, dog. Real Eminem fans use coffee pots. Fuck french press

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