Did you just ASSUME my gender?

Did you just ASSUME my gender?

I assume you like cock. Am I wrong?

When you assume, you make an ass.

I ASSUME my dick will feel good in your boipussy.

This actually happened to me in real life at my university.
No "she" was not cute

>university
I swear college in general is fucking retarded

It is a bunch of hormone driven kids with their first real taste of freedom. What do you expect.

Kiss my assumption, you fucking she-he.

How big a barbed cock are we talking about here?

Why does he wear a fucking skirt? Does the dong really need that much space to roam around? Don't tell me it's the dress of his people or some shit like a kilt.

I just want a reason to give you a big hug!

what if you are allergic to cats?

He just likes it

He was locked in basement the first 9 years of his life. That's one reason

Hrrrnghhh catgirl traps my only weakness

>draw a girl
>call it a boy

Who cares about gender, if it's cute then it's good.

I just want to fuck a cute cat, I don't need any more reason

>draw a girl
>call it a boy

>girl
>no chest

Felix is the first trap I would fuck.

who cares baby

Honestly if he and I talked until that point, I wouldnt give a shit if it was a he or she. I would cuddle with the cute girly cat until he feels it makes up for the 9 years of being lonely for all its life. I want to cuddle with cat girl boy

>all girls have big breasts
>binding isn't a thing

I know you've probably only seen landwhales in real life, but skinny girls often don't have much up front.

Especially if they work out.

Going dangerously homosexual there

Would you let him curl up on top of you?

Im not putting penis anywhere. I just wana cuddle with cute cat

fuck yeah

>real girls binding their chest

I know you probably never talked to a girl before. But they will tell you that even wearing a bra is strenuous. Almost every female as breasts of some form, whether they are small or large.

Unless you are talking about children.

But are you fully sure that your penis won't go hard

Would you give him a soft kiss on the cheek too?

Yes, now get on your knees.

Probably not.
Ive cuddled with many pets before and my dick never got hard. Ive cuddle with girls on a couch and i didnt get hard. I only got hard when we are ready to fuck

Chaika
Hellsing
And now this; are there any more shows with catboys?

id lick his face

>he thinks all girls are normal

There's a lot of freaking nuts girls out there.

Seriously, just ffs, I know you haven't encountered any freaks, but that doesn't mean they don't exist. (One of these freaks is a family member).

Saging since this is sort of a blog post almost.

>Chaika

That's very sweet to read. You're a kind user.

user, what are you talking about?

thanks user
Those are some nice trips you got there, wana fuck?

I really hate you now

Yeah people cutting off their dicks is strenuous too but hey it happens.

Now that the cat's out of the bag you really have to explain further

I don't remember any catboys from Chaika. Unless you're talking about frederika. Who was a girl, and a dragon.