/czeg/ this - Czech General Election 20-21 October 2017

5 days to go edition

Pick your hero
1) Libertarian who said fuck you europarliament
2) Japanese-Korean-Bohemian-Moravian who was bullied as a kid and now he says that islam is not a religion but a hate group and we should exterminate them all
3) The emperor of all Czechia who will lead us as his company - underpaid and producing cheap stuff
4) Old school stalinists that hates and loves EU (complicated relationship)
5) The just-fuck-my-shit-up old gerontophiles, that hate islam
6) Young dude with weird moustache who loves the muzze dick (40s single women vote for him)
7) everybody is a Russian spy
88) whoite powa, lol!!

The 5th one looks like a rad dude

Ahoi, and now Jdi do prdele of here

Okey my western-slavic friends, redpill me on Vaclav Havel. What's his deal?

Farting into the ground.

czech republic is the only other country a burger can survive in.

i mean that in a good way. stay based.

I hereby doubt that. Only if the burger can speak pretty much Czech and is used to all kinds of bureaucracy and stealings of personal freedom.

Vote for free guns pls.

i dont know about the personal freedom i have feeling that i can do practically everything i want as long as i don't bother anyone also who do you will vote? i will vote for svobodni

I think the only relevant party against this could be actually the most popular ANO, because they don't want to piss of the EU which feeds their führer by EU funds money.

because you are a shut in nerd

try to run a business in this country
try to have a house or a piece of land and plant there e.g. trees or build or destroy something there
try to call for a justice at our court of laws if you don't have money (similar to US, though)


I vote for Pirates because lots of them are true political enthusiasts and unlike 90% of parties nowadays, their only program isn't "hurrr evil refugees will come and fick our women" but an actual call for the danger of Babiš and rednecks.

>i have feeling that i can do practically everything i want as long as i don't bother anyone
> i will vote for svobodni

much logic
svobodní are basically the opposite of your feelings
why would you vote for libertarians if you don't have a feeling that your personal freedoms are endangered?

>porn
check
>handguns
check.
yeah i'd survive i think.

>danger of Babiš and rednecks
Wat
But you should at least vote for a party that is anti refugees

>But you should at least vote for a party that is anti refugees

That is 90% of parties

>danger of Babiš and rednecks
ANO and Zeman puts the whole country into a big danger

artist that somehow got famous in the West and got crowned the king of anti-communist dissent by the West
nobody really knew him before 1989 aside from his artsy friends, had no idea how to manage a country but he become president anyway
he can be summed up by
>muh human rights
fist thing he had done was that he opened the prisons and let everyone out, including several murderers that killed another couple of dozens of people before they caught them again
wanted country to be run by NGOs instead of political parties

he also sucked US dick every time there was an opportunity, BFF with Clinton
even shamed France and Germany for not joining Iraq war

what about economic reason?... also voting for pirates they are leftist

Havel was a product of something that has been typical for Czechia since 1918
All the rectal alpinists are located in Prague and when an influential visitor from the west comes to the country he meets these idiots in Prague and doesn't go further to see the rest 90% of the population.

>they are leftists

said Tomio

ANO calls themself central-right but they get the plebs votes for fighting the evil businessmen (apart of their Leader), the Leader was a commie spy, they give out free koblihas and love the EU socialist dick.
Who's left and right now...nobody knows.

>economic reasons
Economy is freedom

Vote no 5 Heil HITLER

tohle video je dobrej false flag

jsi uhod, vol Svobodné nebo jsi cuck

Does Babis hate Poland and Visegrad?

>they get the plebs votes for fighting the evil businessmen
funny how these plebs want to get rid of corrupt lobbyists, oligarchs and shitty laws and regulations from EU
by voting in a corrupt oligarch who gets majority of his profits from EU funds and main reason why he got into politics was to cut out the lobbyist middle man
>zahazovat hlas

Odmítáme aplikaci kolektivní viny. Trestné činy musí být posuzovány individuálně. Jsme proti plošnému odsuzování skupin na základě náboženství, národnosti či etnika.

Kinda what I expected.

Just the fact that the Prague Airport is named after him and that his memorial library has expanded to NY is suspicious.

Were there any real interesting dissidents that were not western-cock-sucking-cucks? What about Vaclav Benda? Solzhenitsyn was based as fuck.

all dissidents were CIA puppets

>Solzhenitsyn
>CIA puppet.

What are you smoking Corbyn?

Number one all the way!
PM Mach now!
Svobodní for parliament!
Death to ANO!

Ale piču vole, když si to řekne každé, tož je jasný, že je to "zhazování hlasů". Takhle tam budou furt ty stejný mrdky...

Vote for KSCM

>Czech this
>77

wew lad nice

His opinion is rather unknown on this matter, he doesn't talk much about foreign politics. He's a rather opportunist, so let's guess he gonna like V4 when they support his opinions in the EU and he gonna oppose the V4 when EU opinions gets better for him.

Petr Cibulka

he looks legit.

he found out there is no limit for length for party's name (most keep it to 1-6 words), so he put his entire party manifesto as a party name

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