I'm not a virgin and i'm on Sup Forums, ask me anything

I'm not a virgin and i'm on Sup Forums, ask me anything

>Ash
>not a virgin
Good joke.

Which figma took your virginity?

What is a figma?

Psht. Not being a virgin isn't exactly an achievement. If you were in a fulfilling monogamous relationship or married or something then I'd be impressed.

I have nobody anymore and I'm so lonely I could die. Hold me Sup Forums.

Me and my girlfriend celebrated our 1 year anniversary on the 4th.

Congrats user. Now get out

Ah well then, Congratulations!

>tfw 25 and still virgin

>tfw 26 and still virgin

I kissed a girl yesterday, ask me anything

tfw dubs

>AMA
>Doesn't know a figma
Great start.

Does your ass still burn?

no

Hookers exist you know.

P2W

Terraformar.

Have fun dealing with STD

I'd rather not lose my virginity to a whore

does getting blowjobs only means I'm no longer virgin?

You're no longer a virgin if you have ever spoken to a girl outside your family after puberty.

I'm not a virgin as well. What makes you think you are special?

>1 year
I had a 5 year relationship and you didn't see any thread about it.
Stop your bullshit and get

Hypocrite

Do people like this even exist?
I'm having a hard time believing that, surely they must have spoken to a girl at least once.

Kill yourself you unvirgin normalfag.

I'm not a virgin either. You're not special

Are you sad you can bwe a wizard ?

What will you do to pass the time during your ban period?

Is this a lie you tell to everybody or a lie you tell yourself? Please explain.

If you are not over 30 and virgin you don't belong to Sup Forums.

Did you have anal sex?

That's the only way for a dude to lose their virginity

It's a shit thread. I'm allowed to make shit replies.