Who /EMT/ here?

Who /EMT/ here?

no

Witches get stitches.

Emilla a shit, Ground Dragon A Best

ME

But where does she keep the mace?

Also beetlejuice is best girl

Emilia a shit.

I long the days when we were still burning witches in a pit of fire. Good times

In the place where here happiness should be.

Emilia is the best girl. Thr only reason she wants to keep Subaru out of her things is to keep him safe. Fuck the haters and Rem bandwagoners.

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Well that about sums up the last few episodes. Poor Rem, she has to watch inferior elf sluts steal her man and be helpless to do anything about it. Here's looking forward to her being more aggressive in her advances towards Subaru when she wakes up.

Emilia will be the final antagonist right? She just has this evil aura.

Emiliafag reporting in!

Subaru-tan is my husbando

She looks exactly like satella so you tell me

Me. I just worked a cardiac arrest yesterday.
Patient was rude and was dead before I even got there.
Brought the fucker back to life.

She is not even a heroine but a weak plot device
You can ignore her character easily

Nah, too obvious. Besides she is main girl, there aren't series where the main girl is the antagonist.

>Not wanting Lia to be an antagonist so Subarun can join the dark side and run a havoc on the shitty isekai world

>losing to an inferior elf slut
rem confirmed lower than shit

>not going for the charismatic strong willed leader

Сynical Bitch.

Crusch-sama a cute

>when she wakes up.

she's such a cautious prude. the type who would make you wear a condom and then still make you pull out.

Anastasiafag reportin. I would sell myself for jew loli.

How well do you think Rem would take something like that? I doubt she's going to go all yandere on him but I'm sure she'll be hurt. She deserves better than that, at least she deserves someone who will care about her. Inb4 CLOWNED.

FELT SAMA
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Pleases

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Why is Emilia-tan so perfect? I'm obsessed with her.

Man, after all this filler we finally had a good episode.

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Too manly

Get out of Sup Forums, Subaru

I do really want to spoil what's going to happen at the end of the whale fight. Emiliafags will fucking rage.

>spoil
fuck my shit up, senpai.

You got good taste user.

Emilia-tan is so perfect how can other girls even compete?
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Rem pretends to die, and Subaru confesses that he does love Rem, prompting her to wake up and tease him. Of course people will say it's a platonic love, but then he wouldn't have mentioned polygamy in front of Emilia if it was platonic.

I want to make her the happiest girl in the world.

>polygamy
I didn't like this in MT, I doubt I'll like it here.

You're in a fantasy medieval world; who wouldn't take advantage of that?

>tfw they won't get to animate the scene where Emilia thinks you get pregnant from kisses

He's right. Please, Subaru-kun, you need to stop obsessing over Emilia so much. There are other fish in the pond, you know?

I'll admit, post arc 4 Emilia is a really good character. She still needs to prove herself though to be "best girl".

Demons are fine too.

Rem is a generic waifu drone who has no mind of her own other than loving Subaru.

Emilia acts like how an actual girl would be if someone kept bullshiting her and keeps expecting her to blindly accept everything he says and does while disregarding her suggestions completely


Also Emilia is hot.

True. I would just like the MC to be decisive in that matter by the end instead of the story just taking that route.

Someone who allows a genocide to happen because preventing it does not push her agenda *enough* has no right to be a queen.

At least she ain't as morally bankrupt as Pris-chan.

Emilia-tan my waifu

Who here /best girl/?

you people are fucking cancer.

how about you keep this garbage contained in one thread?

Survival of the fittest

Emilias a shit.

Emilia is pretty great, but personally I prefer Rem.

I prefer Emilia but Rem is easily best meido hands down friend

How about no?

Relax man, Ram is great too. Nothing wrong with personal preferences.

moar like eNTR amirite?

half oni babies>1/4 elf sluts
Prove me wrong

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Only bad thing about Satella is that we will never see her, in the anime at least

This. Emilia doesn't even act like a "real" girl. She's far too kind and good natured. She just doesn't unflinchingly believe Subaru when Subaru humiliates her and breaks promises and then doesn't explain.

Fuck yeah Crusch.

why is Emilia so Stellar?

Is this true do people really think she it the witch Stella?

Reporting.

>potatoface
>blue hair
>annoying voice
>orc
people will waifu this

I think she wouldn't let any penis get close to her crotch in first place, unless she was willing to bear a child
So if you actually got to it, she'd make you do a mating press nakadashi and would leglock you

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Checked
also Beetle a cute

Crutch is redpilled confirmed

>yfw the Animu deviates from the mango
>Subaru returns to Roswaal's manor
>Crusch comes with him because mining rights gotta be a kike and shit
>Crusch meets Emilia
>Subaru is busy with other witch hijinks
>doesn't realize Crusch is slowly seducing Emilia
>when he does, he kills himself
>it's too late
>latest checkpoint is beyond the point of no return
>Emilia is full on lesbo for Crusch
>this was Satella's plan all along
>your face when
>your boner when

>"B-but as long as Subaru-kun is happy, then so am I.."
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>yuri
well ofc we're fine with that

Out with yuricucks

At least Subaru can get with the best girl so everything goes alright

Delicious half-elf ass.

That seems like a good think keeping the main villain secret like a looming unknown threat although I haven't read the novels so what do I know

Rem is a shitty waifubait, praise best girl

Why is this Emilia-tan so small?

I like both and feel to sad about this bitchfight.
I'd rather marry Emilia though

>Loving a communist
>Ever

Beato a best

We outta bring liberty prime to the re:zero world, then have him eliminate this half-elf communistic scum
After all, better DEAD than RED.

>people don't know what communism is

I'm ok to praise Ram, but Rem isn't shitty at all.

B-but I think that communism is good and the only way to save modern society

>All are equal
>communism

It's a good thing you don't have to be smart to be best girl

Emilia is a fucking WHORE

We're not equal. I'm stronger faster smarter and I work harder.

Why the fuck should you have equality to me? Hell even equal opportunity isn't a good thing because my father worked 100x harder than your shit drunk father.

Why the fuck should you have equality to me? I come from better stock.

no

These are a whore's clothes

>Emilia thinks you get pregnant from kisses

I will fucking die.

That sounds cute.

Not a favorite of mine, but she's a lot better than Rem.

watachi ga /EMT/ desu