Is this really how people have sex? fucking disgusting

Is this really how people have sex? fucking disgusting

No, people just get under the sheets roll around a bit and an egg magically appears.

ive hatched a couple of eggs in pokemon go today

got a mime from a 10km egg

pretty good day i say

You are not allowed to post if you are underage.

Probably, people are fucking savages.

Did you walk the 10km to hatch it? How long did it take?

Tie your phone to a ceiling fan, you silly Willy.

>A woman so obsessed with you, she wants to taste your body during sex
This doesn't exist

Honestly I'm not surprised. I don't think I'd wanna taste anybody either

I'm sorry you haven't had a girl go full retard on you like she's dick drunk. Something to experience.

Ask me how I know you're a virgin.

Nice

My ex used to cum a LOT. When she would buck forward while riding cow girl she'd splash my face with her vag juice. That shit was amazing. My while body would be soaked. It was really awesome when she'd lick it off too.

Surrreeeeee

Speak for yourself, loser.

>she'd splash my face with her vag juice
Surely it would've smelled?

that sounds fucking disgusting tbqh fampai

can you please leave normalfags

>Being a fag

I dont think so. My only experience is with hookers and they just lie there when having sex.

>normalfag blogging thread

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>being this new

Cancerous normalfags have always showed up in harem/romcom threads. Then again I'm probably basing this on harem complaint threads and Shimoneta threads.

Only thing I miss is her big tan ass and the sex. She was a bitch.

I haven't watched this, is he really having sex?

Fucking disgusting. Fuck off to /soc/ with your shitty blog.

LO FUCKING L

Sounds fun

>normalfags blogging again

>have always showed up

How does that make their existence acceptable?

Just report and ignore jesus fucking christ

Sounds boring. How much for how much time anyway? And how fugly were they?

Lol

...

Harem shit with titty monsters and the right levels of lewd gather the normalfags.

Because all civilizations fall. old Sup Forums and getting assmad over cancer sites like Reddit stealing meme was a harbinger of the end.

Hope is dead

Sticking your dick in a piece of farm equipment isn't a life accomplishment, you rancid normalfag.

What problem has Japan with healthy relationships anyway?

Can't we just have characters in the story liking each other cudling just because they like each other? Why they need a weird prana charge excuses?

You wan't the characters cuddle without having sex? Well, just have them cuddling without having sex, like in a normal relationship, is it that hard?

$200 usd for 1 hr
pretty average girls but its not like I could do any better...

I'm done guys really

Regular healthy relationships are boring to watch

Hentai has a non-budget and pixelated dongers.

That and Japan's population issues.

>posting in a thread hijacked by /soc/ shit

I'm here to watch things burn.

Either you're chastity incarnate, married or an olympian cockslut.

There is no middleground

But it's part of mine

Shoujo mangas has lot of that and are fun to read. At least shoujo romcoms are fun to read, because shoujo artists aren't afraid of making their main characters whores.

>mangas

>My ex
Fuck off normalfag

sauce?

Im done

pretty sure he was being sarcastic

Boku no Keit-愛.

Don't contribute to his autism anymore please

qualidea code

>normal fag

This is Sup Forums not /r9k/ oniichan~

Of all the places to ask that question, you chose Sup Forums?

>only underage people never had sex

Ok

>being a non-virgin slut