Emimem here. droppin' my new track on Sup Forums first. stop being racist. yo

Hi my name is marshall and I came here to say
you're a butt hugging faggot if you think this or this way
and if you do, get ready because I'm about to rue, a batch of my bitches special coffee brew
but be careful cause the coffee's hot
it came from a pot
and of course that's hot
but how would you know
you're just a redneck dummy
livin' in some fly over country
bitch, you're a faggot, I'm the real M&M
I melt in your bitches mouth because she loves the coal
and that's my soul
rich and black like a dark roast from my coffee pot
like pumpkin's rot
mid way through november
after all the orange leaves fall like drumpf's mexican border wall
no races
one country
i want juan valdez to be a part of me
if you think different you're just a dummy

I was gonna go easy on Sup Forums, as to not hurt their feelings... But I'm only going to get this one chance... It's just a feeling that I've got. Like something's about to happen... But I don't know what. If that means what I think it means then you're in trouble. Big trouble. And if Sup Forums is as bananas as I think, then I'm not taking any chances. I was just what this doctrine deserves.

I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god
All the Sup Forumsacks from the South to the Great Plains, Great Plains
Now they think their memes are good enough to diss blacks, diss blacks
They said blacks kneel like monkeys, so call me Koba, Koba

But for me to rap like a monkey must be in my genes
I got a big cock over my nutsack
Our pens will go off when we ransack you
Got a fat profit from that dumb cracker
We make a livin' and killin off it
Even though Trump is still in the office
With dumb hicks from Sup Forums sucking on his nutsack
You're the real monkeys if we're being honest
You're as rude and as racist as all hell
Syllables, skill-a-holic
The hippity hillibillies
Don't want to get into a fighting match with nigs like me
Packing a glock in the back with that mossberg you'll see
When the barrel is between your eyes if you ever cross me
And at that exact same time you'll be screeching your autistic screech
While I'm pumping it back
I'll be able to break every fucking bone
With a couple of Sup Forumsacks and crack them in half
Only it was ironic they called me nigger before the fact
How could I not blow their brains, all I do is drop truth bombs
Feel my wrath of my attack
Sup Forumstards are going through a rough time period, here's a maxipad
It's already disastrously bad for you cucks
And while I'm masterfully constructing this master piece

I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god
All the Sup Forumsacks from the South to the Great Plains, Great Plains
Now they think their memes are good enough to diss blacks, diss blacks
They said blacks kneel like monkeys, so call me Koba, Koba

Scrub a dub dub, thanks for the grub

40,000 years of evolution and they still grunt like apes

>Like something's about to happen... But I don't know what.

Someone is going to make you eat your own shit you retarded fucking idiot.

You mad? Sup Forums BTFO

eat shit and die

for all of you who wanna know what we're all about
it's like this yo come on
this is 10% drumpf
20% shlumpf
15% concentrated power of dtrumpf
5% orange, 50% big ot, and 100% reason to drop the coffe p ot

i hope you didnt actually write that, it sucks shit. next time when making a parody, try to make it actually rhyme, retard.

are you sure or not

Depends on your flow. Dumb crackas have a weak sense of flow when it comes to the rap game.

record it then and stop being a faggot

Hey my name is Eminem and I'm here to say. That if you voted for Trump you're really gay.

Aye aye
Here are some better names for Mr 45.

Drumpfy
Drumpfer
Trumper
Plumpf
Reeeblumpkin
Floofke

Lmao how can you vote for him
Two scoops of grounds
In my coffee pot
To be fair you have to have a high iq
To notice it's awfully hot, morty

Coffee pot
my asshole
have the lot
Trump is a bad boi
hot liquid shit

>I haven't heard Sup Forumss diss track
Lurk more faggot Eminem got btfo by rapanon within hours

drip
drip
drip
you don't get to sip
from my pot pot hot coffee pot
it's hot
i might drop it
cause you're a scrumy bummy medically impared dummy if you think drumpfy is comfy
listen....
i don't care about any black, white or mexi nigahs
just keep giving me money
so I can get the honey
what's funny
my publiscist said this was a good idea
to go to the people
and preach to make things more equal
because blacks are treated unfairly
no laws or rules should they be obeyed to be
you see
you need to be like me
and accept the agenda
just roll over go to sleep and things will get better
but what can you expect from a place called Sup Forums
that's why all you different thinking faggots are just big assholes

These ideas are, nightmares to white parrots whose worst fear is a dyke with dyed hair and who fights marriage
Like whatever they say has no bearing, it's so scary on a board that allows poll sharing
To see him posting around with his reddit spacing blaring
Alone with no upvotes, cold and he only cares
about a homo child
What rustles him all comes out, when he sees a meme about
Black dads walkin' out
'Cause he just hates whites so bad that he shops them out
If he ever saw one again he'd probably talk it out
His thoughts are jacking off, he's mad so he's talkin stats
Gettin off on >blacked, brainwashed from cocks and rap
He sags his pants, gulags and a jewish cap
His step-father hit him, so he bike locked him back, and broke his nose
His nose was a jewish nose, there's no control, he just let's his emojis go...

I used to love eminem til the other night.some of you guys are better than him, overnight

AY YO, THATS AN AWFULLY HOT
COFFEE POT HOT COFFEE POT
THATS NOT COFFEE IN MY COFFEE POT
MY NAME IS MARSHAL AND I GOT A COFFEE POT
BOUGHT IT AT WAL*MART
ALMOST DROPPED IT IN THE PARKING LOT
BEFORE IT LANDED IT WAS CAUGHT
TRUMP HARDENS MY COCK
HE WROTE THE ART OF THE DEAL
BUT I WROTE THE ART OF THE COFFEE POT
JERK OFF MY COCK IN TIME
RIGHT INTO THE COFFEE POT
I DON'T SMOKE POT
UNLESS ITS MADE OUT OF COFFEE
BUT ITS LARGELY NOT
USED TO LISTEN TO BOB MARLEY
BUT NOW I JUST LISTEN TO MY COFFEE POT
BUILT A ROBOT OUT OF COFFEE
CALLED IT A COFFEE BOT
LAUGHED SO HARD I GOT COFFEE SNOT
RUNNING OUT OF MY NOSE
BUT IT LANDED ON THE COFFEE SPOT
GOT A WALKIE-TALKIE
NOW I'M TALKING TO MY COFFEE POT
BUT HEY, TRUMP, COFFEE POT

DAMN, THAT SHIT WAS AWFULLY HOT

sick tan

shouldn't have laughed, but it's too late now