She's gonna appear in the new noval right? Kamachi won't let us down will he

She's gonna appear in the new noval right? Kamachi won't let us down will he

Kamachi will always let you down.

It's nine o'clock on a Monday
I look up and it’s the usual team
An albino kid sat next to me
Making love to his coffee and cream

He says, "Stiyl can you burn me a scientist
I'm not really sure of his name
But he’s loud and he’s coarse
And he has no remorse
When he beats me to drive me insane.”

Oh, laaaaa la la laaaaaa, la la la laaaaa
La laaaaa la la laaaaa la laaaaa

Burn us a fag, you're the Stiyl man
Burn us a fag tonight
Well we're all in the mood for some shitposts
And you've got us feeling alright

Now the loli at the bar is a friend of mine
She gets me my smokes for free
She's good with her beer and full of good cheer
But there's someplace that she'd rather be

She says, “Stiyl, my poor students are leaving me.”
As the smile ran away from her face
“He won’t come to school for his extra lessons
because he’s dying all over the place.”

No, she kidnapped one of the misaka clones and is hiding out in the mountains, doing lewd things to her.

Oh, laaaaa la la laaaaaa, la la la laaaaa
La laaaaa la la laaaaa la laaaaa

Now Frenda is a pretty good assassin
Who never had time for a life
And she's talking with Worst, who looks like she’s cursed
with slander from another man’s wife

Pachi pachi pachi

And the GREMLINs are practicing terrorists
As the Hound Dogs quickly get owned
Yes they're fighting a war they call jobberness
But it's better than jobbing alone

Burn us a fag, you're the Stiyl man
Burn us a fag tonight
Well we're all in the mood for some shitposts
And you've got us feeling alright

Burn us a fag, you're the Stiyl man
Burn us a fag tonight
Well we're all in the mood for some shitposts
And you've got us feeling alright

It’s a pretty good show for a Monday
And Aureolus gives me a grin
'Cause he knows that it's me who they’re coming to see
throwing faggots in the cremating bin

Who knew Stiyl had great taste in music she was 10/10 at improv?

And my runes! They’re flaming like fireworks
And the black smoke caresses your skin
And they cheer and applaud and praise me like a god
And say, “Stiyl, you gotta finish him!”

Oh, laaaaa la la laaaaaa, la la la laaaaa
La laaaaa la la laaaaa la laaaaa

Burn us a fag, you're the Stiyl man
Burn us a fag tonight
Well we're all in the mood for some shitposts
And you've got us feeling alright

Welcome to the designated shitpost thread, I'll be your guide.

I knew there's a reason I haven't filtered you.

Based Stiyl applying chemo.

>It's nine o'clock on a Monday
This line made me think it was supposed to be a "Trapped in the Closet" parody

I don't mind him but the faker is annoying as fuck.

So, why does Touma get the blame, but Gunha doesn't?

Do you guys wanna use this is a "spoiler watch thread" and make a new one as soon as spoilers hit?

It wouldn't really matter how this thread goes since as soon as spoilers pop up a new thread will get made

Because Touma is more well known than Gunha. Now that I think about it I'm wondering if some of Gunha's feats are mistakenly attributed to Touma. He does go on about "punching"

Are we going to move the archive to the spoiler thread? If so, make a new one once they happen.

The only one at fault is that laser bitch.

Yeah. Lets just hang here until spoilers hit and whoever sees spoilers make a new thread, post them there and alert this thread. Don't even post them here first. Just make a new thread and say "yo spoilers here"

Speaking of, anyone watching for spoilers? Got a link to where they'll pop up?

I literally can't wait for the Kamikoto kiss illustration

The false-flagging has gotten pretty weak and obvious lately.

I literally can't wait for the Mikoto rejection illustration. It's gonna be even better than Kuroneko and Sana combined.

Even if he really does believe a kiss between them will happen, it's obvious he's posting it so someone will get angry at him for posting this

Enter Kuroko thread. No Kuroko. What's happening?

If this were to actually happen(it wont), what would happen to Sup Forums, theoretically? I honestly cannot even imagine it.

Kuroko is going to get WR'd. This is just a pre-emptive mourning thread.

5 threads made at the same time either shitting or praising Kamachi

I don't know user, but something has to be done.

What's WR'd? I don't read the light novels.

There's a new novel about to be released, so most people don't feel like posting Kuroko.
Besides, this isn't the "Thread Kuroko" thread anyway.

>5 threads
More like half the board

Kamachi's way of fixing mistakes

Kamisato/Mikoto?

I ship Kamisato and Index

WR stands for World Rejector. It's a right-hand power of a guy that opposes Touma that sends people to a "new world" if they're caught by it and have doubts (which is iffy to define). Instead of negating things, it erases/cuts through things.

So Kamindex?

And so is his samefag follow-up

So you're basically saying that Kuroko might die? Wouldn't Mikoto or somebody help her?

You earned these (You)s

No please, this thread is a totally shit.

>Implying I need to samefag to make fun of delusional tsunderefags

It has happened plenty of times before and this is no exception. I've been waiting for all these tears for years, and Kamachi won't disappoint.

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>used one of his highly most reposted images that coincidentally always follows up falseflag bait or a shitpost about tsundere
If you say so.

Am I being fooled? What's actually happening with Kuroko right now in the light novels?

Kuroko hasn't appeared in like a decade

Nothing would change, actually.

Didn't she have a short appearance in NT13 last year or am I thinking of someone else? And prior to that it was OT13, which was 2007 or something.

So Kuroko isn't around. New light novel is coming or and everybody is saying this Kuroko is the base thread but she's not even relevant? Why wouldn't you all just make a thread with relevant characters? I'm legit confused now.

Is anybody from the anime besides Mikoto still relevant?

Touma

Aogami

Accelerator is still technically relevant in the background but he hasn't appeared much

You've got to be kidding me? So besides those two it's basically an entirely new cast? How do you guys even enjoy this series? I can't even imagine how they would keep it entertaining when they basically whiped all the characters I enjoy out of existance?

Characters being discarded and more being introduced is a common complaint but I suspect you know that and are just false flagging

Man Uiharu must be so smug during all this element nonsense. While everyone else is dying from heatstroke, she can enjoy her ice cream in peace without anyone calling her power useless.

Level 1 probably isn't enough to be much use in that much heat.

What would be your reaction if AccelxMikoto gets confirmed?

Not like they were very relevant in the anime anyway. The most you got was just Touma teaming up with Stiyl and/or Tsuchimikado once every few arcs. Every other character just appeared here and there for a SoL/comedy scene or something like that.

Too bad everyone she knows would be dying or crazy

Well I'm at least glad it's considered a problem.

I'd be happy. But it won't happen

What would be your reaction if AccelxIndex gets confirmed?

Fucking no. Accel x Estelle or we riot

Wat

This.

>Incest

Exactly.

>Accel x Estelle
Ok, i haven't read the Accel mange since ages. Have they got any worthwhile interaction between them?

Friendly reminder that it's going to happen and there is nothing you can do about it.

you're my favorite shitposter

Last I checked she was busy punishing immoral incest with death like a good girl.

Accel don't need no slut.

He'll be a single father of LO and the other older 2 chicks in his household would basically be the motherly figure. Nigga already has a big enough family.

She became a cold-blooded murderer to be just like Accel-senpai.

My nigga.

Can someone dump those "Accel and Mikoto awkwardly standing next to each other" pics?

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Misaka would probably kill herself if she tried pulling the stunts she does with Touma on Accel

Friendly reminder that Etzali has his beloved kohai from Mexico and there is nothing you can do about it.

Well their theoretical relationship would be different than the one she has with Touma so she'd probably behave differently

I would be happy. That's one of my top parings for MIkoto.

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Didn't realize the Aztecs were actually ants.

wtf i ship them now

post more

>accelshippers and all their samefagging

That makes no sense. Accelerator is a big tsundere and he'd be weak to Misaka given the guilt he carries towards her clones.

Turn the z on its side and you'll see the truth.

Please use a trip so I can filter you already.

>Not Accelerator x LO or we riot

>says "their"
>accuses of samefagging

There are at least 3 people here talking about shipping Accelerator.

What's got you butthurt

Don't ruin Accelerator in this way, he doesn't need any lover for your fucking enjoyment

>he'd be weak to Misaka given the guilt he carries towards her clones.

Don't be mistaken bruh, he don't give 2 fucks about Misaka regarding that issue and only has his debt towards the clones.
Like he said before, she's the one who gave her DNA out and completely ignored it for years.

Didn't Worst call both of them out for bullshitting

She'd railgun herself without him even knowing

> when all this love is worth the chase

in4 burtthurted anti-kamikofag and all his samefagging

You're still assuming their chemistry would work the same way as her and Touma's