"user, would you care to pray to our lord and savior Aqua-sama?"

>"user, would you care to pray to our lord and savior Aqua-sama?"

No

If she sits on my face!!

That's not Eris

Fuck no.

this
i'll take fake tits over damegami

Why would we pray to a useless goddess like Aqua?

PADS
PAAAAAAADS

I don't mind if they're pads.

I'm Eris-cult

Go home Kazuma, you're drunk.

You wouldn't unused goods.

Leave this place and never return.

> Not including a clause that replying invokes automatic consent to join Axis
ONE JOB.

What beautiful big girl.

Maybe for you She isn't big enough for me.

Hello Darkness my old friend

>Divorceness

I would pray to her butt
It's clearly an object of great power

I'm a Eris follower, you damegami

painu jonne vittuun

What for?

Dumb goddess, only good for sexualizing.

TELL ME ABOUT AQUA

WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE PANTIES

At least make it make sense if you really have to use it.

Your home town will be hit by a giant flood if you don't

Aqua curses are amazing. She will curse your toilet to not flush just as some one else wants to use it.

>asked why she doesn't wear panties
>she always wears panties but just made them invisible because she doesn't want mortals looking at her panties
Never change, you dumb broad.

>useless butt
>flatumin
>cringe pervert
>wimpy faggot

Shitty characters, would not watch S2

Don't fool yourself, you'd watch the S2 even if DEEEEEEN made it

>Praying to baka damegami

Did Konasuba have higher sales then one punch man? I a i know is no one expected this to be so well receieved

I want to use those goods.

Was that actually in LN?

yes

Rarely have I seen such shit taste, but alas, here it is, ladies and gentlemen. Truly the internet always delivers new wonders.

>useless goddess
Why you call her that?

>Cabbages
Buffing the whole town was a massive boost to overall DPS helping the fight go much smoother
>Verdia's curse
was child's play for Her to dispel
>Verdia
Despite his armor giving him immunity to turning She did play a vital role in defeating him
>Winter Shogun
Her high knowledge skill made that potentially game ending encounter go much smoother
>Spirits in the mansion
Only one who actually did something
>Succubus trying to suck life juice out of Kazomo
Her preventive measures protecting the party A+
>Destroyer
She's likely the only one in Fantasy Australia with Break Spell powerful enough to work on it

>Page 10

She is a master jobber. The fact she has all the means to be successful but keeps going deeper and deeper into debt shows that.

That just shows that she isn't all that bothered about things that are inconsequential in the big scheme of things. Be happy right now >>> financial stability and all that boring stuff

Deities have no care or need for currency, except when it inconveniences them.

...

Why would I worship someone with a flabby ass?
Not thick, not chubby, flabby.

These guys get it.

Vitun homo räjäytys_tyttö on parsa T.kaikki

Aqua smug is best smug because you know she has fucking nothing to be smug about.

Goddesses automatically learn how to smug mortals at level 1. It can't be helped.

for some reason i love those stupid long ass gloves

Her body is the sexiest thing on the land. Why does she even wear pads?

To better hide her identity among the mortals, of course. No one expects a flat goddess walking among them.

This. Eris < Aqua

Ass girl

mee tukehtuun pelles kyrpään

Nyt vittu

>

that is some advanced axis cultist falseflagging

I really need to start proofreading posts

you know what I meant

pads>idiot goddess

I honestly have to say that I would have the best hate fuck session with Aqua because Megumin is obviously best girl and Kazuma has gone through too much cause of her.

Which is strange because he is under no supervision or restriction from having sexual intercourse with his party. He's not gay so what's the problem?

Aqua is a girl you pump and dump.
Eris is a girl you keep for life.

Eris is boring!

>praying to a goddess who pads her bras

Why is she so dumb?

Intelligence below average.

Are you willing to take responsibility for robbing a goddess of her purity?

Whenever I look at her all I can see is Cirno as a young adult.

INT and LCK are her dump stats.

Would you address her as "m'lord" or "m'lady"?

A God needs give the believers reason to pray.
I have yet to see her do that.

How would you punish Darkness without her enjoying it?

Call her Lalatina.
Use her status to get guards and important people to do things.

Ryuuta's style suits Aqua so much
i would love her if she draws a Wiz or Divorceness

Hurt her friends.

How did he resist hate fucking her anally in the stables while she was passed out drunk?
Strongest will power.

masturbation

She's just not heroine material. He tried. He really tried.

Ignore her.

It's ZR for the arms.

Fanfic when

If only Aqua wasn't so shit.

Praise the nopan goddess.

Can you ever fuck someone you hate?

Yes, but you can't fuck someone you do not find attractive.

desu

...

Worth.

torille?

Sauce pls!!!

>can't even suicide because she'll ress you back
High luck my ass

What did she mean by this?

God is watching. Two of them, in fact.

>Divorceness
Care to explain this memetastic mimery?

> You got mind broken in three panels!?

She married a fat old guy and then had to divorce him

Aqua looks like a bird.

I would feel a mixture of happiness and sorrow. Such is life.

It's all true, she's an overpowered existence in fantasy.

Too bad the personality is terrible.

shame her in non-sexual ways

Aqua is shit. Not only she's dumb but she's also very rude and like to bullies an innocence Lich.

On the plus side, you can breed demigods with her.

Just pray they aren't as retarded as her mother.

>innocent
>lich