This is your beach partner today

[Isaiah Lewis]

This is your beach partner today.

[Adam Harris]

U N F
N
F

[Dylan Stewart]

But I'm not going to the beach

[Oliver Evans]

Then why did you apply for a beach partner? Damn retards.

[Adrian Martin]

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[Nolan Watson]

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[Gavin Harris]

Shouldn't she be fighting for the holy grail or something instead of playing on the beach?

[Liam Smith]

I would be at the beach too with a body like that.

[Grayson Richardson]

No thanks. I don't care about sluts.

[Jason Ortiz]

Screw that, I'm going to go build a glorious sand empire with my waifu.