I know someone who is seriously in love with Kaworu. She hasn't left her house in months and spends most of her time daydreaming about Kaworu and pretending (although to her it's not pretending) that she's talking to Kaworu. She only leaves her house to go on dates with him, which she does by having her mom (whom she lives with) drive her places and then bringing a picture of Kaworu with her. The little allowance she gets from her mom (she has no job and no education) she spends on Kaworu merch. She (probably) has less than 5 friends (whom she know only talks with over the internet) and essentially has Shinji's personality.
You have to understand that this board is filled with men that do the same exact thing.
Evan Gonzalez
Fuck off.
Luis Collins
Tell her mom to bring her to a psy that unhealtly. At worse walk her gently home by force.
Xavier Jackson
>Does she need help? Yes.
Samuel Brown
Is she at least half cute as shinji?
Ayden Thompson
>Does she need help? Yes, you need to help her with your dick.
Angel Carter
Anyone who seriously believes in fictional characters being an actual relationship partner needs true help. Its fine to idealize traits or determine that he/she would be your ideal partner, but anything after that is pure fantasy and illusion and will drag you to the depths of hell for not facing reality.
Jason White
Does she at least own the life size Kaworu figure?
Yes.She obviously needs help finding more Kaworu merch.
Henry Miller
>I know someone It's yourself, isn't it?
Oliver Perry
Turn into Kaworu for her.
Parker Gray
WHAT A TWEEEEST
Charles Bennett
Komeiji?
Landon Peterson
Yeah the shitstorm around that picture was one for the books. Still don't know if he was legit autistic or just trolling. Leaning towards autism but it's hard to say.
Tyler White
It all depends on how fat and ugly she is? If she is at least decent looking then it's not as bad.
Brayden Cook
She sounds enlightened.
Nicholas Lee
And then he dumped her.
Kayden Lopez
Yep. The whole saga was bizarre and stupid. Did he ever come back? I heard he was a mod on MAL or something now.
Adam Young
>I heard he was a mod on MAL
I find this very funny.
Henry Jenkins
I've seen him post once or twice after he "left".
Overall I think the whole Azusa thing was just to fit in, and he probably thought he had to have a waifu too since all the high level nerds had one. It's funny though, he was so damn elitist even back when he had seen like five anime, and I'm sure he acts the exact same way even now.
Wyatt Davis
No, but her bed is filled with every single Kaworu plush out there. I think she uses this really large one as a pillow, but I'm not sure.
I'm sure she wants that figure, though.
Mason Lopez
>Does she need help? If not for her sake, then at least for her mothers, yes.
Because YOU are that insane Kaworufag OP. You need help.
First of all, stop shitting up threads on Sup Forums, you've been ruining evangelion threads since forever. Go get psychological help, and apologize to the rest of Sup Forums for your behavior.
Jeremiah Scott
Sounds like she is doing god's work.
Ian Wood
Get help. You know you need it.
Elijah Anderson
Oh god that's so pathetic. No wonder the Kaworufag never stops ruining Sup Forums evangelion threads.
Luke Flores
Man, this is the worst figure I've ever seen. The only thing I'd buy it for is to shove it deep in the ass of whoever sculpted this piece of shit.
Dominic Edwards
Kaworu is pure shit though, so it's accurate.
I doubt driving her mother insane and being a failure at life is doing god's work.
Hunter Brooks
>I doubt driving her mother insane and being a failure at life is doing god's work. Who cares? What matters is to fuck evafags and their generals.
Hunter Nelson
No, doens't sounds like you're too close so why would you help this person when she didn't ask for help? But feel free to be her white knight, see how that ends for you.
Isaac Morris
It's not "her", it's OP.
Nicholas Bailey
>She (probably) has less than 5 friends that's better than me already
Angel Thompson
myanimelist.net/profile/Veronin He learned japanese, went to college and has a higher power level than you and is only 23. What have you dne with your life, user?
Easton Williams
I dated a 26yo fujoshi. She wasn't a fat shutin, but she was totally obsessed with Supernatural, Arashi, and various homo-ish anime series. To the point she found it easier to think about that than actually doing stuff with the guy she was dating.
Never again. If a girl hasn't grown out of this by the time she's 18 no good will come of it.
Parker Fisher
After he was humiliated that hard he never officially came back I guess but he bullshit about /djt/ all the time
Dominic Moore
don't make fun! this is a great accomplishment for him...
Jason Wright
Sup Komeiji.
Tyler Diaz
But it's fine when a man does it, right? Or are you saying you grew out of anime at 18 and you only post here ironically?
Aiden Martinez
Eh. I don't see why play the sex card. If you are on Sup Forums you should not expect people to accept your shirt, after all, it's an anonymous place.
Eli Green
>But it's fine when a man does it, right? Not that user but calm your triggers, I don't think anything good comes out of us either.
Elijah Morgan
>But it's fine when a man does it, right? When did he ever imply that?
Robert Brooks
why do you think Sup Forums is a massive ironic shitpost dominance? we are all just pretending
newfriend
Jayden Ortiz
She has god-tier taste, tell her I'd be her friend.
Eli Scott
>Or are you saying you grew out of anime at 18 and you only post here ironically?
There's a huge difference between just watching anime and being a fujoshi, or if you're a dude I guess totally fixated on moe fanservice shows or whatever.
Hardcore fujoshi can't enjoy doing stuff unless it ties into their favorite shows or characters. I think the % of devoted male anime fans who actually let it affect their relationships with people is lower.
Chicks (or guys, in a bro way) who watch anime are great as long as they're sane about it.
Aaron Bell
Fujoshi are usually more normalfag than their male equivalent though
Charles Morgan
Cosplay as Kaworu.
Grayson Lee
So I guess the kaworufag shitposters are really doing it as a cry for help.
Here's help to help yourself, Kaworfags:
Apologize for your chronic nasty posting.
Cameron Carter
Give her the dick
Kayden Thompson
>Kaworu is pure shit
Fuck you, user. You sound loke a faggot when you say that.
Chase Rivera
But he is pure shit. Bad moeshit character.
Easton Gray
Did you tell "her" he's gays?
Leo Myers
It's just a sperging Reifag, ignore him
Aiden Carter
In the Rebuilds, maybe. He was fine in the original. Just like Asuka.
Ayden Long
She sounds pretty normal, sempai. But if you want to "cure" her put on a Kaworu wig and give her the d.
Alexander Lewis
Gays don't exist
Joseph Ross
He's not moe or intended to be. He's introduced dressed like Shinji, talks about secretly watching him, and it's very important to him that Shinji know he listens to Beethoven. Then he creeps out everybody else and he keeps saying vaguely sinister stuff.
