It's been like 5 minutes already. C'mon user, say something!

It's been like 5 minutes already. C'mon user, say something!

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is my dick look weird

Something

my butt hurts

How's Germany?

I have fetish for Nazis.

loving the resurgence of eva threads

Hey Asuka I think you're beautiful and the bestest, will you be my girlfriend

>can't even be assed to put a question mark at the end of your sentence
No one would be your girlfriend with illiteracy like that.

D-do you...like...the a-a-animes?

>the animes
Which ones

I l-like To Love Ru and I'm currently watching Sword Art O-online.
Le Reddit said that they were pretty cool...

Please introduce me to Misato.

Do you like hentai?

Let's fart.

Yeah. I just watched it for the first time, and it's nice to see people talk about it. This video popped up in my youtube sidebar and I figured that nothing with such a good music video could suck. i was right, like always.

youtube.com/watch?v=KJuexdl_c5s

Holy shit the cancerous dub.
>I try to open the door of your heart
FUCKING KILL ME THE CRINGE IS TOO BAD

Dummkopf Strudel Bratwurst Schmetterling Sauerkraut!

She's a good girl. I wouldn't want to be forced to choose between her or Rei though.

Open the door of your heart, user.

Excuse me but the door of my heart is perfectly open.
Opening the door of your heart when you are forced to because you are the only two people in the world is sad.
I pity Shinji for having to cope with suck a whore for the eternity.

Hello. Is this the K-ON thread? I'm a little lost.

She opened the door of my heart, therefore Mugi is here.

>whore
Fuck off you projecting shithead. There's a reason Mugi colaburnining is such a prominent meme, you shittaste fuckhead.

Enjoy eating creampies out of her pustulent vagina, cuckmaster flex. Go cyber in the K-On /ghost/ threads, faggot, because you sure aren't getting any from Mugi.

Do I detect a hint of frustration?

Asuka and Rei are both stellar. I wish I could wake up in a king sized bed with them sleeping on either side of me.

Rei is just objectively better user, no need to buttblast everywhere.

Sorry man but I wouldn't like a to hear a mental breakdown when I was trying to sleep or fuck the better girl.

>resurgence

What, are you new? Daily threads for Eva has been a thing for years.

>this post
/gif/ and /hc/ are better places for you

>cuckmaster flex

not as good as youtube.com/watch?v=QyIpijrLlcM

I..

I haven't watched your anime, and I don't want to. I don't side with you or the other one, because I don't care.
*pops collar and walks out*

>Yo Shinji get in the robot
Pretty much the TLDR for the whole show.

Ich habe Sauerkraut in meine Lederhosen.

You should just by a sex doll instead. Probably not that different from fucking Rei.

With my peewee she would moan more than your mother.
Xd

I'd rather, Asuka than Rei desu. Rei is super fucking boring.

>this upset Rei a shit