How's your sperm count lads?

How's your sperm count lads?

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blogs.plos.org/neuroanthropology/2015/04/19/plastics-and-human-evolution/
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I am not a wh*Te dog therefore my sperm, like all BLACK sperm, is healthy and strong.

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shit is legit man

Really good actually.

fine white and a was tested and orders of magnitude above average, literally orders of magnitude . The Dr pats me on the back as I walk out.

You can take the flag off Canada

this clearly has nothing to do with nofap

On a serious note, what the fuck is causing this?

What chemical additive or byproduct has created this problem. And was/is it's introduction intentional or accidental.

The age of man is coming to an end, and it's a good thing.

birth control pill and plastics

>All these shill posts trying to make light of an issue that will render us extinct.

Holy shit how dumb do you have to be to make light of this? What if it's intentional?

WHY DOES NOBODY THINK ABOUT THE GAY FROGS???? REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Soy, estrogen in water, exposure to plastic, exposure to chlorine, etc.

To combat it avoid the the aforementioned stuff, wear loose lower garments, take cold showers, and invest in a water filter. Eat organic if you can afford to, or better still, grow your own food.

I've seriously thought about having my sperm frozen while it's still (possibly) vigorous.

>What if it's intentional?
Oh, it is. Did you also know that your yummy birth control pill turns hot women into uptight asexual beings?
>side effects
: ^)

Its fake propaganda. There is probably a very small decline due to new testing standards and the globalists are projecting this decline to continue.

This is the sort of headline to target ~30yo women in "I want baby mode" to avoid while men and produce more inter race babies.

>What if it's intentional?

We get comfy

Zero since my vasectomy but my kids are growing up real strong

Well if we can't have kids we might as well just kill everything

>cuckposting

Children of Men. It's coming true. It's all coming true.

>the voice of reason
>australia
WTF YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SHITPOST YOU DUMB CUNT

All that fucking fapping to porn. Kids nowadays are jacking off to hentai and my little pony so much that their juices don't recover as fast

>tfw the elites get immortality and kill everyone else off with disease and infertility
This is what you will be working your whole live for. This goal. You may not live to see it, but it will happen.

same. made 3 blonde hair blue eyed kids including a perfect and intelligent aryan goddess that will be raised away from niggers. got snipped because don't wanna be raising kids by the time i'm 50.

This

Well above average. But Im only 18.

It's okay.


A black woman will get pregnant again eventually.

I eat lots of celery and fruit and drink at least one gallon of water a day. I cum buckets

it is intentional. In time we will live in a technological abomination world where babies are created in plastic bags

sure ya did faggot gaylord fag nigga bitch

Smartphones? I'm becoming paranoid about carrying my phone in my front pocket.

My father had 8 children and I am sure I can do better (if I find a non whore wife). The seed in my genetically 100% European bloodline is still strong.

>WE WILL GO TO EUROPASTAN AND GIVE THEM FERTILITY

...

It's over for the white race. We need more fertile young men from the third world to boost our stocks. It's a simple fact.

>plastics
That's bullshit plastic has been around for a long time as a drinking reciptcle. In exactly what way does plastic effect fertility?

Must have took you a long time to find this "data" after Rayquan knocked up your wife

Xenoestrogens and endocrine disruptors.

Shit needs to be banned like Lead additives were.

Fight back or perish bros.

I wish there was some drug that increased rage/intelligence in the general population that could be airdropped on the masses to make them aware/willing to fight.

slide thread you dumb kikes

Plastics might be to broad of a term. I think it's about emollient/softeners.

What am I sliding, faggot? I guarantee your shitty happening thread is not nearly as important as this.

I don't know my count but I have 5 kids so my count can't be too bad.

(((Celery))) Good for thick shiny hair too.

i impregnated a women on birth control. i imagine my sperm is a-ok and will ignore this thread from hereon

It's a combination of factors.
It is true that the environment is flooded with estrogen because even women develop earlier and to a greater degree (just look at the tits on the average woman).
Then there's probably the constant radiation everywhere on top of unhealthy habits like tight pants for men or resting laptop on your balls while watching netflix, not to mention al lthat soy and corn.

Plastics have been commercially and widely used only in the last 50 years. You know, round the same time they've started measuring the decline.

chemicals in the fluid jew

(((They))) after all the years of testing have concluded plastic is why the fertility rate has dropped.
Mind = blown

does this explaiin why im a cuck and stick thigns up my butt?

This is a problem in China, as well. It's a toxic wasteland.

Porn wasn't a thing when they started measuring. It's well known the more you ejaculate the less sperm you have per ejaculation.

Source on this factoid?

Doesn't this only impact whites?

your mother's lips ain't no math magician

Hahaha white man can't get their whores pregnant
All white women are sluts
>this is the end of your "civilisation"

Does masturbation increase or decrease my sperm count in any way?
Masturbation will typically lead to ejaculation. Although this won't have any long term effects to your sperm quality or count, it does affect your sperm count temporarily. Every time you ejaculate you will lose sperm from your body. If you and your partner are trying to conceive, regular masturbating can lower your sperm count and make it more difficult to get pregnant. It is best to avoid masturbation during the period of time you and your partner are trying to conceive a child.

malefertility.md/male-infertility/male-infertility-faqs

In other words chronic masturbation is most likely the cause of "declining sperm count". Although it's a short term effect, if you constantly do it then whenever a sample is taken it will be low.

>(if I find a non whore wife).

heh lad, well you see the Jews have been in control of our media for about 100 years now...

Last I checked like 30 quad trillion

High enough i had to get a vasectomy to stop impregnating my wife.

it's called evolution, roastie cûcks

I like your thinking leaf

Theoretically men carry sufficient DNA to produce both egg and sperm.

One day XX females will be extinct and only glorious XY (((full humans))) will roam the earth and stars brother

Eating processed foods, drinking alcohol, and not exercising. I'm serious.

Most people eat a diet that is 200+ of processed carbs, then protein, then fat. The opposite of what it should be. Diet should consist of mostly saturated fats and proteins at more or less equal amounts, and fewer carbs especially processed. Cut out pastas, rices, soy, chips, and most sauces and flavorings as they are laced with sugar, and wheat/barley/rice alcohols. Get all your carbs from vegetables, mostly those of which are leafy green like spinach, kale, lettuce, celery, peppers, and avocado(i know it's a fruit).

If you must drink, stick to liquor at 40% ABV or above.. tequila is one of the best as it's made from Agave and not grains.

Exercise. Do difficult resistance exercise for atleast 60 minutes and atleast 3x a week. Don't neglect cardio. It doesn't kill gains like memers would have you believe. Do cardio at LEAST 2-3x a week. Both LIT and HIIT are good for you despite what memers will tell you, though it is good to try to do both.

Do all these things, and guess what will happen? You'll boost your testosterone, your fertility, your overall health, and you'll feel better than 90% of all people.

What is bpa ?

This guy knows whats up blood sugar spikes kill testosterone

this

qz.com/1040302/most-men-in-the-us-and-europe-could-be-infertile-by-2060-according-to-a-new-study/
"Sperm count in men from North America, Europe, Australia and New Zealand declined by 50-60% between 1973 and 2011, according to a new study from the Hebrew University of Jerusalem. Surprisingly, the study, which analyzed data on the sperm counts of 42,935 men, found no decline in sperm counts in men from Asia, Africa and South America, although there was limited data from these areas."

"ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY FROM THE HEBREW UNIVERSITY OF JERUSALEM"


"ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY FROM THE HEBREW UNIVERSITY OF JERUSALEM"


"ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY FROM THE HEBREW UNIVERSITY OF JERUSALEM"

I literally never heeved or had a mini panic attack, looking at an image.
Congratulations.

im not even surprised anymore.

Xenoestrogens.

Yep, too much porn. Now everyone is expected to fap regularly while it used to be taboo.

What a stupid notion lol sage

Due to excessive trauma to my scrotum I'm unable to concive children.

Easy ways to an hero?

synthetic estrogens - enjoy that new car smell.

Plastics, tiny penises, and human evolution - Neuroanthropology

blogs.plos.org/neuroanthropology/2015/04/19/plastics-and-human-evolution/

is that joji?

Ive fucked over 200 women, and Im childless. I stopped pulling out over a decade ago.
>How's your sperm count lads?
You tell me.

probably caught a sperm eating STD from the first one

Seriously what is up with this decent quality aussie post?

I... I don't understand.

>liberals will believe this statistic without question
>will continue to deny any conspiracy theories about chem trails or fluoride which might explain it

I thought that was a couch with a face on it.

...

Not the first one.

Testosterone

Thanks for all that predictive programming Children of Men!

Not only plastics, but nanoparticles in processed food, poor sleep patterns, birth control, pesticides, nutritional deficiencies, high carb diets (mostly from refined grains and sugars) and endocrine disruptors of all sorts.

Not all plastics use BPA. BPA makes the plastic very hard, exponentially more strong than something like acrylic. Many companies that use the type of plastic that does use BPA, at least in most food grade products specifically markets "BPA free" products. The problem is, we don't know what the hell the other agents (the BPA replacements) will do to people in the long run either. Imo, BPA is even worse for women than it is for men. It's surprising that the greens/feminist crazies in our respective countries aren't railing against it daily. It's legit toxic.

Adding on to this. Stop eating bread/pasta all together. A commercial lifting agent in manufactured bread and pasta is sodium-bromide, which competes in the thyroid with fluoride and iodine, causing adrenal issues.

If you're iodine deficient(if you're a burger you are), and you have your body bombarded with fluoride(if you're a burger, you do), then your existing fat will release a hormone in response to increased levels of cortisol called grhelin, which makes you more susceptible to feminizing agents and assists in converting test to estrogen.

It's why the gluten free idiots are feeling so good. They set out to quit eating gluten and in the process stopped eating sodium-bromide

Is homemade shit alright?

the real answer

entropy

>iodine deficiency

rofl it's true

>add iodine to salt because no one would be stupid enough to not eat something as essential as salt
>everyone stops eating salt

Since going gluten free, I've always thought that the reason I started feeling better was the other shit they do with the grain, not the gluten. I ate some other really high quality/expensive flour and make stuff with it once in a great while. But getting away from the grain jew has really helped me sort myself out.

Yes. But read the labels on your raising agent if it's prepackaged. It's better to just use good'ol yeast in any case.

had testicular cancer and had to bank my sperm.

the dream is dead, boys. didn't think i'd have to resort to having a test tube baby, but got to play the hand you were dealt.

I imagine it's fine, dumped two loads in my wife, now I have two sons.

this. nofap is shilled hard right now
most of the testimonials i read suggest placebo or simply nothing.
my theory its being shilled here because it actually stops your body from producing sperm, and it probably have some aftereffect of reducing testosterone production. im not a doctor or anything but even nofappers that taken it as a science have nothing to say about it

did you drink a lot of soda before you got cancer?

i got mine tested a few years ago after a bad reaction to a drug.

They said my count and motility was surprisingly healthy.

Around three litres a day, a bit more if it's a weekend.

only two?

>not pounding her puss every minute of every day she lets you
>being a man

pick one