Let's say I meet someone at a bar who claims to be "special forces," and I'm pretty sure it's all bullshit.
What do?
How do I fuck with this liar?
Let's say I meet someone at a bar who claims to be "special forces," and I'm pretty sure it's all bullshit.
What do?
How do I fuck with this liar?
Shit in his drink.
Is his last name Holly? I'm pretty sure he is a shit bag.
Drink in his shit.
suck his dick
STOLEN VALOR HURRRRRR
beat him up pussy
Grab his dick if it gets hard then he really is special forces
>I meet someone at a bar who claims to be "special forces,"
This happens every other time I am at the gun shop.
Learn about the army, watch those videos where ex-military confront these people and take note of the questions they ask.
Same. For me, it's the bar/poll hall, though.
video?
Call him a baby killer and spit in his face
Tell them you're a delta force space shuttle door gunner.
Tell him you have over 300 confirmed kills and let him know that he's dead, kiddo.
>meet GI's in bars all the time
>all of them claim to be bad ass
>never once met someone who works in the motor pool
>never met a cook
Pretty sure the only thing all government employees know how to do well is lie
Why fuck with him? Why do you care? He's either retarded or mentally ill and in either case if you waste your time on him you must really have nothing better to do.
Why are military larpers so bad at it? I'm not military but even I know that dude is fake as fuck.
knife hand him
Branch
Ask for Pay grade, rank and battalion
if they don't know they will shit
you are welcome
Ask for his military ID, that's a start anyway.
Shit in his drink and then drink it yourself
ask to see his coin.
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