Why do kids born this millennium often have such gay and undefining names? Haylee, Kelsey, Bentley, anything -ee (it's like the new Ayden fad), and worst of all Marley, in which case the child is a certifiable aracial cuck like its parents.
Why do we not have more dignified names like Edmund and Sylvester and Victoria and Roberta? When I hear something like Kacey, I don't even know what the gender is.
Also dumb is this new obsession with increasingly obscure Old Testament names, like Eli, Obadiah, Noah, Malachi, Seth, Kidron, Abner, etc. I've actually encountered white toddlers named that shit, usually their parents (with a numale-looking beardo father) calling for them at a restaurant or library or store. It's like the Ethan/Nathan craze on steroids. Just name your son Moshe and be done with it.
Ayden Barnes
Single mothers and nu male fathers
Justin Garcia
is Preston a gay name?
Samuel Cox
>TFW my name is Joshua
Jace Anderson
Yes, most -ton names are (Huntington, Braxton, Trenton, etc).
Landon Long
Is Joshua even common in Italy, or are you on an American military base?
Elijah Roberts
I was named after a fucking U2 album called "The Joshua Tree"
Jackson Clark
Is it the Italian version of Joshua or literally "Joshua"? If the latter, how is it pronounced and perceived?
Josiah Garcia
It's not an Italian version, it's the fucking jewish name
Robert Hernandez
ouch What's it been like?
Landon Diaz
haha kiked
Ryder Hall
Fucking School Teachers giving me privileges till i said that Hitler wasn't that bad
Ethan Bailey
Actually the true jewish version would be pronounced Yehoshu'a.
Nathan Cook
>mfw I'm named after cabbage Fuck, the only other people I ever meet with the name Cole are black.
Wyatt Bell
how about Benis? >Like Beavis with an "n" instead of "v".
Michael Thomas
Old Testament names point to the end, Noah especially. Want the autistic rundown? Go to dailycrow.com and watch the digits roll!
Parker Watson
E-bin. Her son will sue her ass 18 years later.
Matthew Clark
NOT counting "Jeopardy!", whenever I have to be near a TV, seems there's an Alex in 99% of those shows. Probably because it's unisex.
Leo Stewart
>Ebin
:DDDd
Caleb Hall
Fpbp
Gabriel Stewart
Fuck yes. There was a kid in high school named Preston and I punched him in the stomach every day after lunch for having such a gay name. He threw up sometimes and I laughed. God what a faggot. Anyway I think he's rich now. Joke's on me I guess.
Hunter Allen
Nigger what the fuck are you saying
Isaiah Bailey
Imagine that kid going through school
Chase Rogers
I'm saying your name is gay, Kiley MacIsaac Anderson.
Gavin Smith
My name is Kurosh. Please kill me
Brayden Hill
>it's like the new Ayden fad
I swear those -den names were like a requirement for teenage single moms to name their kids from 2000-2010
Aiden Jayden Brayden Hayden
It's like a white trash starter name
Lincoln Reyes
Edmund Sylvester Victoria and Roberta are all names for elderly people. So unless you're giving birth to your grandmother it's a hard no.
Old testament names are a hipster thing.
Names like Andrew, Michael, Mark, Chris, James, Julia, Leah, Rebecca will never go out of style because they're Christian names and are generally your best bet to not treat your child like an asshole.
Be wary of naming a girl Jessica, Jessica's are all horrible hot psychos, think about it.
If you give your kid a stupid name snowflake name they're gonna snowflake right out of their gender and change it anyways to something equally awful.
Jeremiah Cooper
>kekekekek
Cameron Scott
Gender neutral names for a new generation of trannies and faggots.
Jayden Foster
The best names are simplifications of awesome names like Alexander (Alex/Sander) and Christoffer (Chris). Those are real names.
Jacob Thomas
Is Ricky a gay name?
Jaxson Gonzalez
>Sander That's a given name in Holland?
Mason Barnes
>and worst of all Marley Eldian detected.
Lucas Evans
What are redpilled names?
Landon Russell
Metatron
Ryder Howard
Is Theodore a good name? I've always Alexander, but I fucking hate Alex. Haven't met a single good Alex in my life.
Ryan Williams
Methuselah
Nathan Ortiz
Something strong and stoic, without regard to how old people feel they are. If they feel strong, they're basically redpilled today.
Edmund, Albert, Frederick, Alvin, Reginald, Herman, etc.
Isaac Torres
What about Jonathan?
Noah Green
>It's like the Ethan/Nathan craze on steroids Ethan's a pretty good name, though, besides its Jewish connections right?
My niece's are name ellarie mae and Isabelle Louise. Luckily my sister in law is based and doesn't want her daughters to be roastie thots.
Thomas Taylor
Gaylord. Proper French knights name. Denotes great strength.
Bentley Hall
i lost it lmao
Colton Young
Xander? Alex? Nope. Sander.
Jaxson Long
Rate the name Ernest
Benjamin Butler
Shitley
Noah Moore
shouldve punched him harder
Juan Bennett
Ernest scared stupid xd
Jace Morales
faggot
Austin Jones
>God-tier Names of your ancestors >High-tier Traditional names of your country/ethnicity >Good-tier Common Biblical names, like Matthew, Luke, Nathaniel, Zachariah, Peter, Paul >Mid-tier Common, every day names (John, Chris, Mike, Joe, etc) >Low-tier Trendy names like what OP posted >Shit-tier Names that aren't even names (like a jewel, a flower, a geographic location, etc)
Nathan Stewart
Sylvester, rebecca, victoria, albert, ryne, edward, samuel, george
Nathan Turner
Libshits rejecting their heritage. Nothing to see here.
Camden Scott
it's important for the various social castes to have identifying names. a jayden says as much as a ladarius.
John Edwards
What kind of name do you want the parents to choose from then?
>hurr i want my kid to have a name with a deep meaning or something that i follow from astrology
Liam Johnson
Markus Aurelius
Jonathan Russell
>Yeshoah.
Camden Moore
Hahaha
Gasmaster Gandolf the Kikemixer
Noah Butler
What's with all the love for the name Sylvester? Not that I disagree that it's a good name, just curious.
Austin Nguyen
Ya it's because they want them to be fucking faggots. Don't ask me they're fucking weird.
Christian Ramirez
>tfw my name only goes back 6 generations in my fathers main family its an old name though. same as one of the roman emperors My father was lucky, he got his grandfathers name, who got it from his grandfather, and so on back to the first guy in my family who came to SA in 1699
Carter Harris
How about Axel?
Elijah Torres
Muhammad
Sebastian Richardson
Somehow, you managed to have a child. What do you name the baby, Sup Forums?
Ian Russell
That's a nice, strong name. Goes back many generations in the trailer trash.
William Stewart
I want my sons name to be Grayson Michael and my daughter Evelynn Grace.
Roast me you fucking autists
Jose Campbell
Hayley and Kelsey are real names.
Justin Price
Sounds like you live in a trailer desu
Michael Powell
If it's a son, 'my name+Jr.' is the only acceptable answer.
Levi Reed
I named my kids after British and Roman leaders.
Christian Thomas
Ebin :-----DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Brody Jenkins
>Edmund I'm picturing a pussy whipped older man who was mothered too much in his youth. He slouches, he's a manlet and his wife is three times as heavy as he is.
Kayden Edwards
just a boring german name. people will think you're a faggot if you're not german. they probably will anyway though.
Charles Turner
Prematurely balding too
Anthony Turner
My great-grandpa was named Sylvester. Based name.
Carter Peterson
...
Colton Fisher
what level of gayness is Austin?
Samuel Walker
Ebin :-DDD xDDDDD
Blake Stewart
>edmund, alvin, reginald, herman
you sound like you're drafting furry creature names for a PBS cartoon
Joseph Campbell
>no mention of Robert ITT fags
Matthew Barnes
pronunciation is difficult in Hebrew because of the lack of vowel structure and the ambiguous role of the Heh character as an H and an E.
The name is spelled Y-H-Sh-U-H or Yod-Heh-Shin-Vav-Heh. It could have originally been any of these: -YASH-wah -yah-HESH-wah -yah-SHOW-ah -YASH-oo-ah
or any number of other variants. The most likely one in my opinion is the last one I gave, because it's the most similar to the modern "Joshua," which descends from this name, but I'm not pretending I was there to hear it or anything.
Leo Evans
Hyeitlereesha
Tyronius Maximus
Sebastian Lopez
Probably fake and a troll, but if that were to ever happen the father should be slowly skinned alive with salt rubbed over all of his body and denounced as a race traitor.
Adam Russell
The only way to excuse that name is if your pale white, in private school and your dad runs a fortune 500 company.
Daaaamn my son is screwed now I suppose, what with everyone assuming hes queer and all...
Thomas Williams
Sadly, niggers are stealing old Roman names.
Bentley Flores
DEDICATED TO SHITPOSTING WHAT A FUCKING LEGEND
Alexander Ross
Yahoshua . Gods name is Yah. There are no Yeh names theyre all Yah
Chase Lewis
>Male Mika >Female Eerika
Dominic Perry
Feel sorry for my nephew tbqh
Anthony Richardson
Darius and Thaddeus are a bit pretentious. Your girl names are tightly classic.
Brody Powell
>stealing
it's basically legacy, tons of negroes were named after classical figures during slavery. neo-classicalism is also why so many US cities are named after roman and greek figures and sites.
Kayden Phillips
You know that's a place in the USA. You should visit it, you might appreciate it.
Wyatt Cooper
Mfw my name is andrew
Kevin Reyes
This is fake. No way in hell does a man take their wife's name.