Can Araragis blood restore a broken hymen?

Can Araragis blood restore a broken hymen?

Probably.
So Kiss-Shot is a permavirgin?

Oh she's not a virgin, but her hymen has probabaly restored.

all of the monogataris are virgins

Maybe, but after gently walking her home that is.

Except for crab, and monkey more than likely.

Why does Crab's smile make the pain go away?

kanbru is all bark and no bite, this has been made apparent many times.

Except for that one time at the beginning. They have a friends with benefits thing going on right now. Crab is okay with it.

And also a lesbian. It's like the user you quoted doesn't even watch the series

Is araragi dead?

Not for long.

I honestly do not know, Im a catfag myself but there is something about senjou that makes me want to work for 14 hours a day just to come home to her smile.

Who unironically gives a fuck about this shitty show?

Everyone that makes it the best selling anime around

>show

Why doesn't Araragi just turn Senjougahara into a vampire so they can live together forever?

He doesn't have that power

Why doesn't Kiss Shot turn Senjougahara into a vampire for Araragi then?

>Kawaii mama
What did he mean by this?

>inb4 retards claiming they didn't fuck

Doesn't Araragi have to lick whatever he wants to restore? That's the way it worked with Hanekawa's cheek.

Saliva and semen are pretty close, so he probably just has to pull out at the last second and blow his load all over whichever monogatari he's restoring.

because bat wants him for herself once the rest die.

what does vampire cums look like?

If she wants her hymen back, probably. But it's not like it will restore if she doesnt want it to.

Salty milk

Wait, is it true Araragi likes Kiss Shot too?

Are you even watching the series? He says it outright multiple times.

I have, I just don't fully remember that.

Your favorite show will never get a S3, we will keep getting monogatari seasons until the sun goes dry.