>Be Amerifat
>Get shot
>Be Leaf
>Receive free healthcare
Be Amerifat
Ethan Flores
Wyatt Robinson
>be leaf
>go to jail for using the wrong pronouns
Jaxon Gutierrez
More like
>Be Leaf
>Get stabbed by migrant
>Die whilst waiting several hours for treatment
Liam Cook
In the state of Massachusetts, we get free healthcare.
Jason Bailey
damn... you got us
Luis Thompson
>Be leaf
>Be stoned enough to think highly skilled labor should be free
Chase Nelson
>Be Leaf
>Have half your income taken away
Dylan Brown
But if you have a job...you already get free healthcare.
And access to the best hospitals in the world.
Julian Davis
>be american
>get shot
>pay a few hundred dollars more than most countries but recover quickly
>be leaf
>get stabbed by Chinese landlord
>call ambulance
>6 month waiting period
>die
Luke Green
>be american
Jack Jackson
The odds of anyone getting randomly shot in USA are next to none. Most of the murders are gang related niggers and the rest are white trash meth heads. Dont go near them, which luckily is easy because theyre isolated in the shittiest parts of a town and your odds of ever getting shot are probably similar to canadas.
Christian Bell
>free healthcare
>free
At least you chinkified that image for yourself.
Dominic Johnson
>be Australian
>secretly worship Americans but pretend to be better
Evan Russell
>american
>posts a picture of Ricky
Ryder Peterson
>pretend
y-yeah
Luke Jones
Don't know who ricky is
Michael Adams
lol they eat too much
Ayden Foster
Don't get me wrong, you and NZ are two of the best run countries right now. But you love us so much your lefty party uses the American spelling of Labor.
Landon Hall
fpbp
/thread
Adrian Perry
EHHH!?
BE LEAHF!
GET RAEP BY MUSLOM
CAN T NOTU ADRESS CHILD BY RONG PRONOUN
U WIL GO TO.....
JAILLLLL~.....
Joshua Adams
>be canadian
>get half of my income taken by the government
>government uses money to import somalians
>somalian stabs me for telling him not to ritually mutilate vaginas
>stagger to hospital
>wait 13 hours
>disinterested pakistan doctor tells me I should try not to get stabbed so much and prescribes me Flintstones Chewable Vitamins FOR FREE
Ryan James
...
Jason Perez
>be leaf
>Fuck my dog
Easton Miller
>be leaf
Blake Rogers
>next week
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Jacob Murphy
Kek
Aiden Sanchez
>Be leaf
Asher Foster
>free
Aiden Watson
These is no such thing as a free lunch. Someone must pay for that healthcare. Someone who gets treatment pays less while someone who doesn't get treatment pays more. That's how socialized medicine works.
David Hernandez
No, you're still going to be miserable going through chemo. Its called "chemo brain" for a reason. cancer treatments today will in 100 years be comparable to blood letting - futile and deadly. A Canadian Walter would do all the same things, except tangle with the Russian mafia instead of Mexicans.
Elijah Cox
Flintstones chewable vitamin not covered by pharmacare or any extended benefits plan you pay full price.