Why do the Elves not aggresively Thot patrol their bitches...
I mean they are dying out so why does Elrond allow his daughter to get #Numenored by Aragorn
Same shit in the hobbit...why would an Elf find a dwarf attractive...
WTF IS THIS KEKED SHIT???
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Try warhammer dark elves instead
She literally gets made mortal by engaging in racemixing
...that's like an infinitely worse std than AIDS
Is tolkien a cuck?!!!
An elf into humans is basically a degenerate
Basically all the elves that were not faggots had left the gay world of sub-elves and returned to Valinor.
Elrond and Arwen are considered Peredhil because of the human admixture, and Aragorn has Elven admixture. It's not really too ridiculous when you realize that Aragorn's race is Peredain.
Aragorn is actually patrilineally descended from Elrond's human twin brother, Elros.
They're intelligent and believe in freedom. Also they're not dying out in LOTR's, they are simply withdrawing from the middle earth colonies because they don't need them anymore.
so its like white flight, or whites accepting that they are being replaced ...woke
>Elves are being replaced and we need to embrace that
Mfw elves are literally whites lmao
>I mean they are dying out
No, they're leaving for Valinor.
which in tolkiens mind would be dying and going to the kingdom of christ
Elves were not having any children, look closely. You'll see none. The elves just die out from attrition and no replacement babies. I guess the elf girl would end up having babies if she got down with the human... Maybe her bio clock was ringing?
so what u sayin is that elves need to breed with humans cos they not be havin enough kids and shit?
Aragorn was a king and the dwarf was about to get a fuckload of gold.
Oh, they keep it in the family?
Aragorn and Arwen are cousin, 60 something times removed.
aragorn was literally a rootless subversive political dissident
no better than a communist
Elf attrition would super fucking low considering they literally live forever. Considering they become adults just as fast as humans, they spend
The elves are like the jews...meddling in middleearth...then escaping to israel when shit gets too hot
Educate yourself on the basics of lore, shitlord.
Elves are "dying out" because of Morgoth's corruption manifesting itself in the world.
Humans were much less connected to this world, so they were much less effected by this corruption.
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we cant be cucks like the elves because there is no escape to valinor option for us
Don't forget that Elves are arrogant as fuck, they barely recognize some pure breed elven cultures as actually elven, and they dont reconise Aragon as one of their own, they actually sort of pity him because he's caught in a half and half world between humans and elves.
so Elrond actually lets Aragorn have his Daughter as like pity pussy?
its like when a Jew lets a goy marry his daughter
Oh great cock sucking, orc loving pustule of ring wraith anal hair, in what lore knowledge do you speak of? How exactly is Morgoth's corruption preventing pretty elves from fucking? Please educate us with your cheeto packet sniffing wisdom, tongue of tranny worm.
>Elves blaming morgoth for their race being so cucked
Pretty sad really...how is morgoth stopping you from getting a Elfuu you degenerate
Yea, because the only way you can cause a culture to decline is by physically preventing them from fucking. Never has a culture declined simply by getting out of touch with reality.
Twice so in a setting where magic is real. Sure, m8. That's how it works.
>Never has a culture declined simply by getting out of touch with reality.
That's literally what's happening rn with everyone escaping into hedonism and videogames -_-
No shit, Sherlock!
Was going to make snide remark about Tolkien neckbeard basemnt dwellers, but then realized this whole fucking board is infested with Rick & Morty autism, so you bros are pretty much as cool as it gets.
Usually i dont laugh that much on Sup Forums threads, but this one, fuck, op u're a genius
It's an honour to receive such a high praise from non other than a leaf.
Eh.
He was openly hostile to National Socialism. Yet, he was a member of The League Of Empire Loyalists.
In my book, he was stupid, but not evil.
HE IS NO ORDINARY MAN
#NotAllElves
Only Imladris are cucks, Woodland realm is based.
Hmmm...
Is it okay for your daughter to race mix with a nigger if he is the rightful mulatto kang of all niggers? Bear in mind he currently just a bum.
Actually tbqh orcs would be niggers. Men would probably be asians or browns or something.
>there is no escape to valinor option for us
There sort of is for the Christians who believe they'll end up in heaven no matter what else happens.
>called Elrond Half-elven
He's not pure anyway.
Arwen is a quadroon.
This is why Nietzsche was right about Christianity
"Once the soul looked contemptuously on the body, and then that contempt was the supreme thing:the soul wished the body meagre, ghastly, and famished. Thus it thought to escape from the body and the earth."
-Zarathustra
>Arwen is a quadroon.
So Arwen is basically like Sargon of Akkad :L ??
Men (who represent White Europeans) go to the halls of Mandos to await Judgement by Eru Ilúvatar.
Elves are lesser Angels, supposed to guide men to Ilúvatar's light - but are also capable of breeding with them. Would probably represent Nephilim. When they die they go to Valinor, not the halls of Mandos. They, however, can be twisted and corrupted by evil into Orcs (which are blacks) - when they die there is nothing for them but expulsion into the dark void to which Melkor was banished.
>have you even read the Silmarilion?
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That female character in The Hobbit wasn't in the book. That whole hobbit-elf romance thing was completely made up in the movie. Maybe to meet the Hollywood quota of interracial romance.
The Jews are the dwarves and the Wood Elf is a shiksa duh
What? I haven't watched the movie, but an elf would never fall in love with a hobbit. It doesn't make any sense. Fuck Hollywood.
>Thot patrol
facebook is that way
That just makes the events of the Hobbit super retarded then
Why throw away your everlasting lives to fight the dwarves + humans + orcs over some treasure?
google 'kili and tauriel'
Maybe read some source material.
>Almost the entirety of the films is hollywood bullshit.
ARAGORNED
LITERALLY MORTALITY IS A WORSE STD THAN AIDS
>misses the part where the elves had besieged the mountain are were preparing to attack just before the orcs turned up
thats woodelves tho, they are more attached to middle earth than their other kin cos they werent found until much later
they a bit cray
That's what Tolkein meant when he wrote it, but bear in mind that at that time whites were proud and had unquestioned dominion over the earth, rather than fading away gradually and being replaced by less godly races.
Elves are Jews.
>Stewarding other kingdoms, while hoarding all the knowledge, power and wealth.
>Using a female to introduce their kin into the most powerful bloodline of another race
>Exoding into an extremely safe and wealthy land, abandoning their (((greatest allies))) to do whatever.
And Peter Jackson is a gigantic hack. I mean, his movies look pretty, but beneath the surface is a huge steaming piece of turd.
Did you read LOTR? I assume someone has set you straight on Aragorn's heritage/upbringing.
He was just your typical britcuck who will jerk himself off to the British empire all day but if somebody else dares invade another country they condemn them as evil tyrants.
Elronds brother chose mortality and was the first king of Numenor.
> An elf falls in love with a dwarf in the Tolkien universe
> Peter Jackson has been quoted as saying that he wanted to add a female character to the story since there are none in the book.
That's it, I'm done with Hollywood.
>This salty abbo
Kek
The Hobbit was cucked bullshit. Even Peter Jackson said it was garbage.
Really though, Lord of the Ring is, most and foremost, inspired by internal affairs of England, namely, industrialisation.
Hobbitland is an idyllic British countryside. Mordor (Mor dor = Black Land. Black Country = one of the most industrialised parts of Britain with coal mines, coking, iron foundries, glass factories, brickworks and steel mills producing a high level of air pollution)
Elves knew their time was numbered.
It was either the Big Orc Cock or the Big Man Cock, they made the correct choice.
Don't get me wrong, I admire the British, but you fags have such an bad habit of never shutting up about the glory of the British empire and how it conquered other people, but anybody else who does it is in the wrong.
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>when you realise Dark Elves are just Dark Eldar but far more competent
Sniff some gas or whatever you people do, and quit crying about the British.
>When they die they go to Valinor, not the halls of Mandos.
What? Halls of Mandos are in Valinpr and dead elves go there too before they respawn.
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yeah but men dont come out :s
Thanks for sharing, had a good kek user, and boy did I need it...
you nigger you get it all wrong. You are fake news
White Christian genocide hopefully soon
Men are to sing the next world into creation, their ultimate gift is to aid Eru Iluvatar (God) in singing the next universe into creation, as Melkor ruined the song the first time by attempting to change the song to fit him.
Elves have it better in life, men in death.
>why would an Elf find a dwarf attractive
she wouldn't. That was shoehorned in by liberals to make the movie more "diverse"
And about Aragorn and What's her name, yeah, it was like marrying a nigger, but she payed the toll and became mortal
>>>"#Numenored"
my sides
kili is a dwarf you idiot.
wich, incidentally, makes even less sense given the history between knife ears and stunties
POO
S... sorry. I will try to keep my Middle Earth Fauna up to date next time.
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tfw theres no magical place for whites to sail back to
Why you cucks had to fill yurop with niggers, sandniggers, streetshitters, chinks, goatfuckers, sudacas and all other scumbags?
it would suffice to read the first chapter of the book (or watch the terrible movie). hell, it's even i nthe title: the hobbit. notice the use of the singular form, rather than the plural.
it always makes me wonder about the wessies - who would ever decide that importing millions of pakistanis to your country would have been a good idea? they have been mostly elective democracies too - so the a big amount of people must have elected politicians who did this again and again
It was a dwarf she fell in love with. Even less believable