Hurrican Ophelia - Comfy edition

Batten down the hatches and settle down with some tea and biscuits.

Post updates and happenings.

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youtube.com/watch?v=sFlSDpsgyFA
youtube.com/watch?v=VXATr6mcmJo
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twitter.com/EoinBearla/status/919904356614459392
twitter.com/Mc1988/status/919911838019702784
youtube.com/watch?v=zfklK-8O_fA
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niggerfaggot xd

hurricane pedophelia

get those kettles on lads.

the truth must be exposed

bumping for op

What will this do to the potato market?

Just wanted to say I'm a mixed Jew who's fucked and is about to fuck a pale ginger of Irish decent.

Fucking hell, the first thread I actually make and I misspell the title.

I'm going to jump in a wheelie bin and let Ophelia have me. Good bye lads.

Am yank in Dublin everything is closed what do?
I am currently comfy at the Shelbourne because not pleb but getting bored.

looked up outside and heard cracks in the branches on the trees

Thanks for the laugh user

Reigning potatoes

Sometimes I wonder if the majority of gingers from Ireland migrated over the last century because genuinely I know fuck all ginger people. Maybe three at most, one of which is Scottish. Most of us are either dark or fair haired.

Go to bed Pete.

Why would you migrate AWAY from Ireland in the last 50 yrs anyway. Other than IRA shenanigans, it's not like it's a 3rd world country.

thats what my da said all his brothers and sisters fucked off an he was left here and joined the army
now all my cousins are cucks that live in ((liberal shitholes)) like austrialia and newzeland and england
and none of them ever visit us
some where here last week from america but never called to us

the diaspora is largely cucked but i think theres lots of based but there hard to find

what i hate is they fuck off and then they get cucked by the liberals
years ago the irish in other countries had stronger irish indentity

It's a Hollywood meme.
There are more redheads here that in most other European countries, and somehow that mean we all have red hair. Literally no one in my family has red hair.

alcohol is degenerate, serotonin spikes in your brain should be outlawed for the greater good

No stream?
Potato niggers don't give a fuck about happening. The weather over ther is always shit, so it's like any other day.

>Fluoride Friendly Thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=Ot4FY1dEmq4

Some aul wan dead in Wateford.

Branch went through her window while she was driving.

It's almost like they were told not to go outside and did so anyway

periscope.tv/w/1OwGWMaNqBjxQ?q=ophelia

youtube.com/watch?v=nshTBTnHFMw

Ireland was pretty poor up until the 90s, that was the primary reason for migration. Especially when they were sold on the "American dream" bullshit. The UK had a building boom from the 70s to early 2000s and thats what made most Irish move over there.

It wasn't quite third world tier but when you all you had on telly was glitzy American and British tv shows, Ireland felt like a kip and people wanted to leave. Nowadays the things people hated back then and what people crave today.

Is there something wrong with my eyes? Everything looks yellow today

Read a book or something.

See

chemtrails or weather manipulation
somethins not right

thank god, thought someone had put a sepia filter on my retinas

>periscope.tv/w/1OwGWMaNqBjxQ?q=ophelia
Well, imagine my shock.
Thanks, user.

>periscope.tv/w/1OwGWMaNqBjxQ?q=ophelia

Looks pretty comfy.

Devon here. Fucking weird morning, sort of foggy but not at the same time. Red sun...

Nothing happened. Sunny now

Since it's not a Hurricane

Its renamed
>Cyclone McGuigan
youtube.com/watch?v=sFlSDpsgyFA

Bootiful

Any word on when they'll be taking the roads in, lads?

Turner's is fucking fucked lads.

Go for a swim in the hotel pool or have a few pints at the bar and a nice meal.

the county council are due to get the bulldozers out any minuite now

Forgot pic.

youtube.com/watch?v=VXATr6mcmJo

Tourist Guide

all these cosy streams lmao periscope.tv/w/1ypKdNbpnrqJW?q=ophelia

Go to Davy Brynes' pub and ask if they've a copy of "Rolling in the Hay, "
by Oliver Gogarty, double dactl.
Or the library.
Sit, drink, read.
Happy.

FUCK ME LADS, LEAFS ARE HITTING MY WINDOWS! HALP! SEND HALP!

At least we in Ulster are God's chosen people I expect the south to sink into the sea while we point and laugh lads

I lived in Canada for awhile and the least cucked people there were Irish Canadians I knew.

Not so comfy

twitter.com/EoinBearla/status/919904356614459392

Have a few pints, chat up some locals. PUT YOUR FUCKING PHONE DOWN. You'll have a good time. Trust me. Been there done that.

>342 adult men watching children

monkaS

Thanks bros.

Canadians are beating down your windows?

report the stream

I dont have account ? Can I just do it anyway?

...

Pretty sure it got shut down, they put their toes in the slime and the stream stopped.

I'd say come out here to Howth but all public transport is down. My local is having a lock in in an hour or so, so its will be like the old days again. No telly on, fire will be blazing and you can smoke inside if you want. Decent company without any hipster soft cunts ruining the place. The owner lets you cook your own dinner if you want too.

3 cans of DutchGold, 4 cans of warm Harp, a cardboard box a coffee cup and a quarter gram of MD for the true dublin experience

Now I feel bad, why does evil exist

Sounds comfy as fuck.

you forgot the heroin

sounds like the Capuchin Centre

Going full Adam+Paul would warp a burger

Anyone remember having to read this shit for GCSE?

It took a hurricane, to bring her closer
To the landscape.
Half the night she lay awake,
The howling ship[1] of the wind,
Its gathering rage,
Like some dark ancestral spectre[2],
Fearful and reassuring:
Talk to me Huracan[3]
Talk to me Oya[4]
Talk to me Shango[5]
And Hattie[6],
My sweeping, back-home cousin.
Tell me why you visit
An English coast?
What is the meaning
Of old tongues
Reaping havoc
In new places?
The blinding illumination,
Even as you short
Circuit us
Into further darkness?
What is the meaning of trees
Falling heavy as whales
Their crusted roots
Their cratered graves?
0 why is my heart unchained?
Tropical Oya of the Weather,
I am aligning myself to you,
I am following the movement of your winds,
I am riding the mystery of your storm.
Ah, sweet mystery,
Come to break the frozen lake in me,
Shaking the foundations of the very trees within me, Come to let me know
That the earth is the earth is the earth

That reads like shit

My English teacher wasn't a crypto-marxist piece of shit so we read good poetry.

Lucky. The one I posted was actually one of the less shitty ones we had to read

I'm not comfy at all lads, I'm freaking out. Power is going to go any minute, it's ferocious.

>t. Annestown, Co Waterford

>I'm not comfy at all lads, I'm freaking out.

It's just a little wind and rain, calm your tits.

Which part of Ireland was hit the most lads?
North Kildare here and the winds have been very strong, but no rain storm yet.

im comfy in D3 lads with some weed, leftover pizza, and a mug of coffee

good day fer a swam twitter.com/Mc1988/status/919911838019702784

cana yone tell me how do is etup a livestream of it

The one i remember most is this
half-caste

Excuse me
standing on one leg
Im half-caste.

Explain yuself
wha yu mean
when yu say half-caste
yu mean when Picasso
mix red an green
is a half-caste canvas?
explain yuself
wha yu mean
when yu say half-caste
yu mean when light an shadow
mix in de sky
is a half-caste weather?
well in dat case
england weather
nearly always half-caste
in fact some o dem cloud
half-caste till dem overcast
so spiteful dem dont want de sun pass
ah rass?
explain yuself
wha yu mean
when yu say half-caste
yu mean tchaikovsky
sit down at dah piano
an mix a black key
wid a white key
is a half-caste symphony?

Explain yuself
wha yu mean
Ah listening to yu wid de keen
half of mih ear
Ah looking at yu wid de keen
half of mih eye
an when Im introduced to yu
Im sure youll understand
why I offer yu half-a-hand
an when I sleep at night
I close half-a-eye
consequently when I dream
I dream half-a-dream
an when moon begin to glow
I half-caste human being
cast half-a-shadow
but yu must come back tomorrow
wid de whole of yu eye
an de whole of yu ear
an de whole of yu mind.

an I will tell yu
de other half
of my story.

Just dl periscope.

Wait. Is this what you're pissing your pants over?

youtube.com/watch?v=zfklK-8O_fA

It's not even as bad as a decent thunderstorm.

I know my wind and rain, lad. This is no joke.

The West coast mainly but the south and east will get it later in the afternoon.

Dublin and surrounds will start to rock and roll around 4-5pm

earth.nullschool.net

wind map

or use ventusky

kek that one was so stupid. It was amusing that we had to read shit like that alongside Shakespeare, seems almost like it was a subtle redpill. I don't like hip hop but it's lyrics are far closer to decent poetry than this crap

Suns out in Cork lads. Might hang out the washing.

>I know my wind and rain, lad. This is no joke.

What kind of windspeed are you getting right now? Sustained and gusts. In real numbers, please.

in athlone, westmeath and its not too bad here.. gf is in carlow and said power went off for twenty minutes

Some spots got 97mph but I'd average was 70mph. Don't listen to that gay cunt he's a pussy.

its a 101 miles and hour out in the ocean

ventusky.com/?p=52.7;-8.8;5&l=gust

>Excuse me
standing on one leg
Im half-caste.

British "education"

>he's a pussy.

Sure sounds that way. Enjoy your storm.

yes, yes, wtf omg kill it with fire, fuck yeah, after a few drinks I'd smash it

Post more Irish sluts pls

Classic Cork Sup Forums slag coming in

I hate the way those Muslim cunts try capitalise and get PR during times like this. RTE is literally jizzing all over the place because >" The Islamic Cultural Centre of Ireland has said its doors are open to those in need" . Fuck that Halawa cunt bag.

Is this hurricane a punishment from the Bogs?

Only a punishment for those in need of cleansing.

Holy shit.

You mean sluts in Cork all look like her, or is she famous or something?

Is it true God is punishing the Catholics?

Sadly, I'm into to that.

i went outside bois fucking full oil tank was left outside my door by the wind

Its getting windy in SE m8, plus everything has a weird yellow/orange hue to t

Do you mean orange girls, girls who look like aliens, or orange alien girls?

Sluts all over the country look like that