Alucard isn't a virgin

>Alucard isn't a virgin

Well how could he become a vampire then?

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he was a magical vampire

Magical boys don't take it up the bum

He was the original vampire, blood and rage somehow made him a vampire.

I wish dear Vlad was alive today to save Europe.

Edgelords can't save anyone

Kept his kingdom Musilm, Turk and crime free while every other country around him was Islamified.

Guys omg I just made a great discovery, if you read alucard from the right you get.. dracula!

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Nah, you are wrong

dude wtf
do you mean that alucard is actually dracula?

You're still a virgin if it's just anal.

What he means is that if Alucard walked backwards he would look like Dracula. Or if he spoke backwards he would sound like Dracula.

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>Van Helsing implies that he made a deal with the Devil and used necromancy to make himself immortal.

Though the specifics of Hellsing are a bit different, the same logic applied to the Major as well when he almost became a vampire. It's unlikely that he was a virgin, but blood started flowing toward him after he got shot because he was at the low point in his life - though he refused and decided to become a robot because Japan. That is how an original vampire is created; all others are servants or former servants who consumed their masters.

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hey, I just realized something
if you read dracula backwards it spells alucard
could this mean something?

This faggot actually has a point, much like Vlad himself who was a man of many good points.

Vlad backwards is Dalv
Does this mean anything?

>dalv
>dale
>Dale Gribble

Wait did he really get raped?

That is actually a really good point.

>tfw Vlad didn't become an absurdly powerful immortal vampire in real life
>tfw he couldn't remove kebab over centuries unhindered

Europe would need a Vlad right now, broken vampire powers would also be a bonus.

Yeah, how did you miss that? The real life Vlad probably got raped by turks too, which shows how he got his eternal murderboner for them.

Alucard was surprisingly cute when he was young.

Why does Alucard look so much cooler in his "true" form than his standard one? Hate the edgelord fedoralord with the glasses.

Also need more Seras.

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the sultan got some prime wallachian boipussy that night.

Its to make his enemies feel even shittier about dying. Wouldn't you be angry if a trenchcoat, glasses, and hat wearing smug douche killed you instead of a handsome man? I know I would.

>tfw you will never live inside your vampire waifu after she eats you

He was also way less of an edgemaster in that mode. Would have been a much better run if he had been like that all the time.

The bigger plothole is how the fuck Van Helsing,a normal human, beat Alucard.

Even Anderson needed regenerator and jesus powers to stand a chance.

His name is Van Helsing does that sound like the name of a man you want to fuck with?

You have to admit, The Major refusing the blood was fucking badass.
The way it jumped back in response to his rage, and the sound it made as it did so. I miss that glorious bastard.

He was one hardcore motherfucker.

I think its said somewhere that, while Alucard/Dracula was a very powerful vampire, he wasn't as powerful as he is in Hellsing. After Van Helsing captured him, he did a lot of magic ritual stuff to beef him up even more.

You know what?
That's a fair point.

Him turning into a woman confused me a lot.

Sexually I presume?

For all we know Alucard didn't lose by strenght or abilities.
Maybe he was so impressed by Van Helsing never ending will to fight although how hilariously unmatched Alucard was that he "surrendered" to him.

Alurcard became rapidly unimpressed and almost spiteful towards Anderson when he learned that he had thrown away his humanity to fight Alucard.

Of course.

He wanted to be the little girl

>Wouldn't you be angry if a trenchcoat, glasses, and hat wearing smug douche killed you instead of a handsome man? I know I would.

I think the ultimate insult is that he's also doing all of this cross-eyed.

He walk up to him and put a stake on Dracula's heart.

Playing edgelord is funny.
Especially when you can get away with it.

Still doesn't come close to Walter, though. Those hips should be illegal on a boy.

this

I think it's implied that pre-Hellsing Alucard didn't have the instant regen and easy access to demon shit at the drop of a hat.

How did such a cute young boy grow into such a wrinkly old man?

Time will get to you too.

He's dressed in a Victorian fashion, dummy. Besides he looks and acts a lot more like an immortal all-powerful pimp than your typical faggy edgelord running around and trying to be as dark as possible. Alucard is just a guy who likes to have his fun and happens to have a much more gruesome sense of humor than most folks. What else do you expect from the motherfucking king of vampires?

It's the same as the events in Bram Stoker's Dracula, right up until the point that Van Hellsing is supposed to kill the Count. In the Hellsing universe, instead of finishing him off, he captures him and experiments of him. Integra herself says that Alucard is the result of 100 years of improvement.

What if I'm asian?

I'm not though

Why not?

No it won't. My four walls are timeproof.

>any character in anime is not a virgin
REEEEEEEE etc.

>Alu
Allahu
>card
ackbar
Could Dracula be Muslim?

does a boy taking it up the ass make him not a Virgin though?

Vladmode may be inhumanly handsome but don't sell his preferred look short, he's made it very clear he knows how to do his job and look damn good while doing it.

Smoking that much does more than just make your lungs look bad.

Girlycard x shota Walter doujin when

Hirano likes his boys

And so do I

>Retlaw atohs x Dracylrig doujin when
what did he mean by this?

>Those cross eyes

There are some men you just don't fuck with no matter what supernatural powers are or aren't in play. Van Helsing was one of those men.

Daily reminder, Alucard was a chick in the 40s

The fact that he kept his deep masculine voice is what confused me more than anything else. Just imagining her riding me while laughing and dirty talking (though if it's Hellsing it'll be more like a dirty speech) in that booming baritone arouses, frightens and disgusts me all at once somehow. It's just too much for me to handle all at once.

>fucking a girl that has Jouji Nakata's voice

>YOU! You worthless scum, you thought you could fuck ME? Let me TELL YOU about Nietzsche's theory of sex in relation to BIBLICAL allusions and NAZI ETHNOGRAPHY while you POUND ME with your HARD COCK

Alucard wasn'tas retardly powerful as he was in the manga at the time. Hellsing used holy arts, like Anderson's bible magic, and had help.

Alucard was above the FREAK Vamps easily, but nowhere near as extreme as he is now.

Stop

>Pocket sand is actually an allusion to throwing salt on spirits to exorcise them

I just started watching hellsing 2001 when the fuck does this happen?

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>hellsing 2001

lmao

keep watching

Watch Ultimate.

Last episode. Of the tv series of course.

>hellsing the dawn will forever be on hiatus because the author is a faggot

>Kept his kingdom Musilm, Turk and crime free while every other country around him was Islamified.
Letting a lion in your house to take care of your mouse problem isn't a solution
Also
>Kept his kingdom crime free
pic related

>hellsing 2001

GOAT soundtrack, but enjoy your original character do not steal ending

Buttsex doesn't count as losing your virginity in the eyes of God.

>Letting a lion in your house to take care of your mouse problem isn't a solution

He stopped a Muslim invasion of Europe. Not exactly a mouse problem.

Putin and Trump are our last hope

My point is that you can brag about him stopping a foreign invasion only if he wasn't as bad.

Sometimes to beat evil you must become a monster

>21th century
>Still trying to categorize countries as good or evil

more importantly why would the letters still be facing the right direction. Most letters aren't symmetrical

>not Orban

Don't you want to get on a horse with all your friends, praise Tengri and Szent Stejepan and then let a rain of arrows blot out the sun over the "refugees"?

>be turks
>decide you have a right to conquer all nations around you
>not evil

Usually aggressive nations which invade the shit out of other nations are considered evil

He wrote them backwards.

poor dyslexic Batman

The same could be said about almost any european nation to be honest. The only time they don't try to invade each other is when they lack the ressources. In that case every country is evil.

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He ended up on a pike himself and his country got taken over

I've searched for the past 30 minutes for the source of the image. Could I get a hint?

Why was he a little girl?

Why would you not be a little girl all the time if you had the power to do so?

You already know what this thread is about, there aren't very many doujins of it.

Man its been ages since I read Hellsing. I'm still butthurt about Based Butler changing sides. Maybe its finally time to review and give Ultimate a shot.

Wasn't Zoran Blitz Hirano throwing up a middle finger to the ending of Hellsing 2001 by making Vold into a chick?

Why are there no more hellsing the dawn chapters