Anyone /doctor/ in here?

Anyone /doctor/ in here?

>On the front lines of culture conflict
>Regular interaction with dindus
>Still see the vestiges of jewish infestation into our profession with naming conventions and circs
>Fully onboard with eugenics
>Treating minorities for their seventh STI and informing them that they are pregnant with their 9th child
>Go to school for ages and monumental debt only to realize people feel entitled to every resource you have including your time, happiness, and money

Fuck. I'll answer some questions, I guess

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Should the mental illness of transgenderism be cured by therapy and testosterone, or genital mutilation and hrt?

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The former. And trying to transition children is abuse

What sort of manifestations of affirmative action do you see in peers and colleagues?

what's your specialty?
how many hrs/week do you work?
do you like being a doctor?

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>professional

You are nothing but a glorified drug dealer, no better than Tyrone down the street. Kys.

It's rather prevalent. So long as you are an under-represented minority. Black doctors are the most widely sought after, followed by latinos. Asians and white folks have similar struggles.

Once you are an attending it matters much less. Hospitals just want a doctor who can do the job.

Pediatrics senior resident. Going into peds critical care and trauma.
Depends on the rotation. Busy ones (like ICU rotations) can exceed 80-90 hours. The floor is usually 60-80 depending on how many late days you have.
Yeah it's pretty cool

But user, I don't prescribe opiates for chronic pain.

Or is the norepinephrine drip keeping my septic shock patient alive "hustling"

do your hours go down once you become an attending?
what made you want to be a doctor/choose your speciality?
do you know many surgeons?

what anti-axiety drug would you recommend? I've tried therapy, CBT, breathing, mindfulness and all that stuff, I still puke when I get nervous am light headed and shakey all the time.

I'm about to start applying for Med schools, is it worth it? My end goal is my own practice but I know that's far off. I'm in the South by the way, jigs everywhere!

Significantly. As well as flexibility. PICU is pretty hard work but it's not so bad if you like the work. The typical ICU doc might work 7 days on 7 days off. I think the typical shift will be 12 hours with a mix of nights depending on who else is in the group (some docs enjoy nights more). Outpatient docs might work 8-10 hours a day for five days. Most attendings at hospitalists might have to show up around 8ish and stay till 5-7 depending on call schedule. It's highly variable.

I was a medic out of highschool for money purposes and realized I liked it. Figured I'd go as far as I could go. I chose my specialty because I like being the guy other doctors call when they need help. So, for instance, when a child is actively in trouble, I'm the specialist that goes in and stabilizes the child. I considered emergency medicine but PICU docs are just much better at pediatric resus than emergency docs.

Yeah I know a bunch of surgeons lol.

Most first line therapies for general anxiety disorders are SSRIs

why do you genitally mutilate baby boys

inb4 it lowers risk of infection
inb4 hygiene

>doctor recommending ssri's

goy that is so unusual yes, haha. don't worry about the crippling rebound anxiety / depression if you ever decide to stop taking them as all you were doing was putting a bandage over it rather that getting to the root psychological cause, don't worry about the permanent changes in personality / behaviour

I'll be a doctor next summer. Might try to become a psychiatrist in future
>tfw I will be the Jew

Yeah well, it's costing me my job and social life and it's been 6 years.

The root of the psychological issue is I'm a hypochondriac.

Solo practices are incredibly rare nowadays. I'd say it's still worth it. Hard as fuck to get into, though. But best of luck to you user!

I don't, actually. I've performed exactly one circumcision and I regret it to this day. I wasn't generally well appraised of the debate when I performed a circumcision. Then I read up on the topic.

Circumcision is really only indicated in kids with refractory vesicoureteral reflux. So, if they have no other way of preventing really serious utis.

Otherwise, I counsel my parents against it. Mainly because a lot of people cite the relative risk of UTIs in boys who are circd vs uncirced. And it's something like 8. So, uncirc'd boys are eight times more likely the get UTIs.

But that's sort of a deliberately misleading stat because it doesn't include disease prevalence. The more important number is called "the number needed to treat". This is derived from the absolute risk reduction. So the number needed to treat is the number of procedures you need to do (or drugs you need to give) to prevent ONE (insert whatever bad thing you are trying to stop). For instance, eating a Mediterranean diet has an NNT of 61 in preventing things like heart attack or stroke. This means for every 61 people on this diet, you prevent one heart attack or stroke (which, is better than statins, lol).

The NNT for circumcisions is 110ish. So you gotta cut off over a hundred HEALTHY foreskins to prevent one UTI.

Fuck circumcisions.

I don't address his root psychological cause because I'm not a psychologist or psychiatrist. Nor do I prescribe anti-anxiety medications, just pointing out the most likely medical adjunct.

Nobody recommends drugs alone. All good docs recommend a combination approach.

god bless italianbro

Psychiatrists are usually at least a bit red pilled. They see all the shit that the rest of society would rather forget about. They have to face reality more than a lot of other specialties

Fuck me, I'm starting to think this isn't a larp for once

I have a weird lump in my wrist and sometimes it feels like it's draining my hp, to put it simply

I'm not but my wife is graduating from PA school in 2 months. You forgot to mention all the druggies making up pains and aches to get their fix and the government giving free medical care to """""""refugees""""""".

do you have any regrets regarding your career or more specifically your chosen field of expertise?
is your life outside of medicine stable?
is there any specialty you would 100% recommend against going into? my uncle said gen surgery and nephrology are soul killers
why would someone larp as a doctor when they could larp as a cia op?

I managed to get an interview next month and I'm afraid I'm gunna blow it. Do you have any tips?

Why not a CIA doctor?

have you ever had a patient that you've thought "fuck that" and wished they'd just die?

40 days until graduation. I'm going to be an orthopaedic surgeon. Public healthcare is a joke.

Do you know what types of interview questions they're going to ask? spoken to people who have had successful interviews?

Im thinking about going into neurosurgery spec... what do you think?

Not a larp. Currently rotating through adolescent medicine (I Have today off, post call).

Lemme tell you about what I saw (withholding identifiers of course) last friday:

-An autistic female with a rare skin disorder who is so developmentally delayed she has no hope of surviving on her own. Evaluated for possible IUD because it would be horrifying if she got preggo.

-A dude with his sixth STI. I got to tell him this time he has herpes

-A didndu convict at all of 16. Most condescending asshole you ever met. His case worker was so kind. It contrasted the fact that this kid not only doesn't care that he is a fucking drain on society but he will probably reproduce.

Lumps could mean a lot of things.

Yup. PAs are pretty based. Smarter than I am, DESU.

No, not really. I think all things being considered I'm exactly where I want to be.

Family is doing well. I have good friends. Just got out of a long term relationship, but I think I'll find a wife and make some nice white children to further my people. I'm a christian even though I struggle with faith.

100% recommend against? Any specialty you don't like, really. Some people will say "do derm! do rads!" because they are lifestyle specialties. And yeah, they have better work-life balances than I do. Yeah, the shit they have to do isn't quite so hard. But I would be bored sensless if I had to sit in a dark room and read MRIs or look at rashes literally all day every day.

Gen surg is pretty cool if you like surgery. I've met plenty of surgeons who have decent lives.

Research the school. Be yourself. Realize that the questions you are being asked have less to do with the "right answer" and more to do with determining your train of thought.

What do you call two orthopedic surgeons reading an ECG?

A double-blind study.

Frequently. Probably every week. A bunch of kids in the PICU are just end of life for these terrible genetic diseases

or a professional football player? or an astronaut? or a king? or a football playing king in space?

I'm in class right now. They are indoctrinating in this gender disphoria bullshit. I didn't join medschool for this

Theodore Dalrymple is a wonderful man
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What is your age cut off in which you don't really try to save patients?

Do you purposely mishandle minorities in your care same as the minorities who brag about mishandling whites?

>dominican

Okay, well... good luck I guess.

What's the difference between a neurosurgeon and god?
God doesn't think he's a neurosurgeon.

Why does a neurosurgeon think he's god?
He can turn any animal into a vegetable.

What do you call a walking, talking, neurosurgical patient?
Pre-op.

I actually pity neurosurgeons. For every "save" they have a billion terrible outcomes. Most don't really operate on the brain anymore, they do spine.

Just stay strong, user.

>fully onboard wit eugenics
>doesn't want to sterilize trannies
I thought you people were SMRT.

so have you figured out yet that some of the things they have you do to people aren't healthy?

but you have to do these things to keep your job. so you've either maintained ignorance or you've rationilized it somehow. or maybe you don't care?

you know about the deception and scientism in the medical community? the unreliability of the peer review process even in mainstream journals? you do realize you have to think for yourself sometimes and not blindly follow the instructive of the medical community?

banking, the media, politics, the educational establishment, the medical establishment, major corporations, etc, all controlled to some degree by unsavoury dishonest influences

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Well I'm in pediatrics so the lower age cutoff is viability, so 24 weeks or so. I save them until I can dump them on adult services lol

No, I don't really mishandle them. I still have to follow standard of care. So I do my job, document, and move on. I don't go above and beyond, though.

I don't want to waste resources, time, and money feeding delusions.

Yes.

Depends on what you are talking about.

Sort of a loaded question, user. At least from my vantage point, medicine loves to remind itself how wrong it's been in the past.

The jews in medicine are insurance companies, hospitals, drug, and medical device manufacturers.

I see a problem, I try to fix it with the resources I have to the best of my knowledge and ability. I have a certain degree of discretion.

>Frequently. Probably every week. A bunch of kids in the PICU are just end of life for these terrible genetic diseases
Does that crush your soul?

thanks bro. i always had this thought about doctors just feeling as helpless with certain patients as us non-medical types.

>Some people will say "do derm! do rads!" because they are lifestyle specialties. And yeah, they have better work-life balances than I do. Yeah, the shit they have to do isn't quite so hard. But I would be bored sensless if I had to sit in a dark room and read MRIs or look at rashes literally all day every day.
yeah that's definitely how I feel too.
>I've met plenty of surgeons who have decent lives.
that's a relief. a lot of the doctors I've talked to said that most of the surgeons they know are divorced. I want to be a surgeon of some kind so hearing that over and over again is a bit intimidating

how do you deal with the mental side of things? surely it must be difficult to interact with kids who are just waiting to painfully die...

That sounds like a shit day. What kind of community help do you have where you are?

>Not being the king of the professional space football league.
It's like you're not even trying with your life.

I think you get desensitized to shit like that as a doc

I know a little about internal medicine, you know nothing about orthopaedy. We're better.

My last intership is paediatrics, I've started today. Got a 4 months old baby girl with hypoglycaemia, the mother is a 15 years old marijuana user. Guess the colour of her skin.

I feel the same, also imagine myself listening to pro abortion bullcrap during gynaecology internship.

I'm in PA school. Do you work with any PAs? What do you think of us.

How many nogs actually have big dicks? BBC is a jewish meme.

Is racemic epi falling out of favor for croup treatment?

>Got a 4 months old baby girl with hypoglycaemia, the mother is a 15 years old marijuana user. Guess the colour of her skin.
beige but very hairy

kek

Are you a girl? I ask because my wife is in PA school and the only guy in her class is a flaming homo.

What are your opinions on Fluoridated water? I've been trying to get a reverse-osmosis filter forever, but they're super expensive and hard to install. Is there any other way to drink pure water apart from buying the bottled stuff?

At first. Now I just treat them like sacks of numbers, do my job and wait for the kids I can actually make a difference for.

Sometimes, yeah.

Dude I know a surgeon who works 5 days a week, operates for 4 days and does his office. He lives a chill life and doesn't take a ton of call, works at a small community hospital. Those surgeons who are fucking monsters live in big city academic centers.

You do your best.

I am the community help. But there are a few gov't programs that help. Thing is, at some point you gotta help yourself.

>I know nothing about orthapaedy

The displaced supracondylar fracture I just worked up disagrees with you user. So does the kid I diagnosed with osteosarcoma a few weeks ago.

What's the difference between a prostitute and an orthopedic surgeon?

Prostitute knows more than one antibiotic.

Love PAs. Personally, just on attitude and approach alone they are much better than the VAST majority of nurse practitioners. Will be hiring PAs into the PICU if I get a choice.

Do you want the honest answer? I see a lot of dick as part of my job.

Not at all. I think people are just more comfortable trying some decadron and waiting.

You think real doctors have time to browse a board where NEET shut-ins come to vent their sperg rage and LARP? If you take medical advice from anyone on Sup Forums you should kill yourself.

I'm currently doing a night shift on surgical ward call.

Have you ever had days where you thought "Shipman did nothing wrong?"

Alex Jones and I disagree

Most dude PAs I know are very straight and very chill.

Male, with mostly females in class. 8 guys out of 50.

How many patients have you "euthanized"?

Is eugenics part of the Hippocratic oath?

Yes tell us about dick

lol do orthopedic surgeons get a lot of shit?

Yes, we do.

>tfw quit medical school

I'm not sure how this all happened, but I really realized I had no interest in being a doctor. At first I just thought it was the shitty lifestyle and amount of work but I realized that working in medicine is too depressing for me. I find the whole climate unhealthy. How do you do it, user? I quit last year and have only questioned it a few times when I was really bored.

I'm planning on going into to nursing, is it easy to put race aside for your patients even if they are absolute degenerates?

>Do you want the honest answer? I see a lot of dick as part of my job.

honest answer, dude

if Sup Forums hasn't been shut down by the time I'm a resident then I will still be coming here because you can check out any time you like but you can never leave

>kill yourself
Pretty bad medical advice I guess youre right!

Did you quit early at least? I couldn't imagine being like 2 years in and quitting with the money used

>kraut curious about black dick
go figure

Yes I quit after the first semester, I owe like $2k still, it's fine.

do you make sure commies, fags and the like die???

What do you do now? Do you think you'd be happier with what your doing now in the long run?

Even when I work 80 hours a week (and I'm not, I'm barely pushing 40 on adolescent) I have time to browse and do white people stuff

But I actually agree with this. You shouldn't take medical advice from me or other doctors.

Rarely

That's actually sort of unusual. Most PAs I've met are guys.

If by euthanized you mean, 'pushed a drug to intentionally end a life', then zero. But I've certainly accidentally killed someone, probably. I've also withdrawn care when appropriate.

Generally most people have the same size dick. Most of the big dicks i see are black, honestly. Except for asians. Asians and mid-easterners have small dicks.

don't think so

Life is boring without the banter. Orthopods have a great thing going. I love my orthopods when they shut up and fix bones.

Don't look back. It's just as boring and depressing as when you left. It's not for you, user.

Easy? No. But you do it.

Yup

>doctor OP talks about how everyone feels entitled to his time and resources
>thread filled with a ons asking about their medical issues

You'd be surprised. A lot of us browsed Sup Forums through med school and still browse it from time to time.

Have had an on and off skin infection for 10 months. Anti-fungicide didn't to jack, but neorsporene seems to push it back abit. Keeps coming back. I lose most of my scrotum's skin other a two week period and it weeps. Web md seems to point me to thinking its a bacteria from my gut that thrives on skin when basically you sit on your ass all day,as I haven't worked in 14 months (Not a toltal degenerate, my mom had a massive blood clot and kidney problems with ammonia and can't really take care of herself, and my siblings and I thought it best, she's getting better,but whateves). Haven't had sex in four years and know what a herpes virus would look like/act. Will me getting off my ass soon be the cure as web md suggest? Not really that painful either. 4/10 at its height, probably no more irritating than jock itch really.

Good on you. You tried it at least and didn't fuck yourself financially. Noe I'm curious what are you going into now?

>I am the community help
Damn man, that must suck. Proper community programs makes such a massive difference. Especially when dealing with abos.

Ah I missed where you said you are in pediatrics. Sorry doc.

Different question, what do you think about vaccines?

Hey doc,

So I've been to two docs that have told me I have a huge prostate but they never reccomended any testing and just said it was naturally large. Is this typical?

how do you prevent burnout? when I talked to my uncle about it he said that doctors tend to have very time intensive hobbies. for example he has a private pilot business on the side, and his friend is a professional musician. do you think he's correct or can you manage in other ways?

>tfw applied to med school and still waiting on interview :(

So I have a painless lump in my left testicale that's been there for years, but seems to shrink/grow randomly. Is this anything I should worry about? At largest, its the size of a black bean.

I don't see what androgens can induce a mature hypothalamus to revert and then grow back normally.

Don't take medical advice from here. But, why are you getting your prostate checked in the first place?

You need to see a doctor user. Those skin infections can get out of control.

The US could probably learn from aussies in that regard. Problem is we keep trying to treat dindus like they are somehow the same as white people.

It's all good.

Vaccines are up in the top three of single most important public health advances in history. People who don't vaccinate children are performing medical neglect.

And until you've intubated a kid with pertussis, declared a kid dead from pneumococcal meningits, or watched helplessly as a child succumbs to pan sclerosing encephalitis you can suck my dick.

BPH is typical, yes. But I'm not really an expert on it. If you have urinary symptoms I know they might put you on some meds

Good luck

Having a hobby is pretty important. Friends and socializing helps.

Probably a varicocele but you should get it checked out. Left sided varicoceles don't usually need an intervention.

Alright anons, I'm gonna go get lunch. It's been real. Hail victory

OP, I feel for you immensely. I almost went to med school. Accepted and everything after my Biochem degree. My debt was not too terrible after working 3 jobs through college as an undergrad. Took me 6 years for undergrad.

By talking to med students in various programs throughout the country, I realized that the debt and bullshit you deal with after is not worth it. I went into pharma/med sales instead. I hear docs bitching all day about how entitled people are. Especially the ones who think they are "idiot doctors" while being 300lbs or unable to pay or speak English. They want you to work for fucking free but not realizing you dedicated a large portion of your life to earn your job and title and the paycheck that goes with it.

Depending on how health reform/health care goes I may reapply... it's just not worth it to deal with these fucks day in day out. If anything I'd go plastic surgery and only do elective procedures.

Very weak ejaculation not getting everything out. Got a zpack and did nothing

>The US could probably learn from aussies in that regard
Only the big cities are any good at it and they blow at psych programs. The biggest problem we have is that the abos live out in the boonies so it's a massive effort to get sufficient contact with them, I've lost so many kidneys to the pricks.

I'm messing with a few entrepreneurial ideas but I sell stuff online related to a few hobbies I like including video games. I actually did this before medical school too and make enough money to pay for all of my bills plus extra so it's not too bad. I'm just concerned about the longterm.

Yes I am happier now. School was hard but not unmanageable but the thought of not enjoying the career was killing me inside daily.
Thanks user, that's where my head has been since.

What's it like working in pediatrics? I have been considering pediatric nursing in the PICU, is it depressing to work with sick and injured children?

I'm a pale white guy, a few cm of skin around my pubic area is quite red/pink. Is that an indicator of anything or nothing to worry about?

How old are you? Whats your urine flow like? Any history of cancer in your family? How did they check your prostate?

>Having a hobby is pretty important. Friends and socializing helps.
>friends and socializing
hobby it is!

do you believe that the sheer amount of vaccinations that are given to people nowadays cause certain complications?

Hey docanon, I'm a (to-be) colleague from Italy.
How did you do it ?
I mean, I started my third year (here is 6 years plus specialty) and I'm just burn out.
I'm wondering if this is my road.
I'm not particularly smart, and we haven't done clinics yet, so I don't have any particular experience with patiens, the small ones we had were funny, I had fun /helping refugees getting their prostatic massages done, while they had intestinal tubercolosis wasnt tho/.

I just can't see the end of the tunnel and wondering if this is for me.
How did you do it ?

>PICU
Do you pronounce this "pee-coup"?

26, normal,liver cancer but gran pap was a drinker, with a finger

Also source for the pic is medical shitposting for immunodepressed people, is run by some italians i love it.

Thanks for the interesting read doc, love from accountanccy