Its.... happening?

Its.... happening?

White House is delivering a statement

youtube.com/watch?v=k-Kl06bfq48

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It's going to be some shit about job growth or something. Remember, it never happens. IF it does, include me in screencap

Trump finally realizes the Israeli lobby will always be out to get him and out Adelson

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ids finally habbenin?

pizzagate is real says my post id

No but your digits do.

Fucking happening

ITS STARTING.

When

Uh guys this might be happening

Didn't an user say this would happen unannounced

rn

esoteric numerical ouija

it's starting

happen pls

Was this planned? Or is it out of no where?

oh sheeeeit nigranon!

out of nowhere.

Out of nowhere

investigate 3/11

I don't think this was announced at all. Thank you for the link. This might be big.

>Muh healthcare

Wow its fucking nothing.

i meant post number not id....im retarded.

Nothing. Nothing at all.

Maybe it's about our (((freedom fighters))) in Kirkuk.

WOW it's fucking nothing.....again.

this is fucked

Confirmed the digiting

Whats he saying????
Im at work and can't sound.

he literally just started talking faggot.

lol yep anyone expecting anything out of (((Trump))) is fucking retarded, look at him praising that piece of shit turtle lookin ass nigga

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bla bla bla healthcare, bla bla great guy, bla judges

bamp, it's happening right now

wtf is turtle guy doing there?

Why did he make this a big surprise? It's literally nothing.

Seems just taxes and economics.

and it's nothing

Is trump a shill???

Now that was a nothingburger

Because it pisses off the media

..and some other thing. It's habbening

I don't know, but I wish he'd crawl into his shell and retire. I can barely understand him half the time he speaks.

Yep, still fucking nothing. Trump isn't going to drain anything. Vegas fucking happened on his watch.

Wake up!

Checked, kek'd and ready for the war

At the end he's just like
>Oh by the way there's a warrant for former President Obama, we made contact with intelligent extraterrestrial life and the CIA killed Kennedy

Thats a huge nothingburgerholdthetomatoaddbaconandpickleslightonthesaucewithasideofcurlyfries

something about taxes or some boring ass shit.
fuck this, where is my happening?

Ah makes sense.

Republicans trying to show they've been working in their constituents' interest.
All the PR they've been getting on being ineffective and useless, they need to show the public they have been doing something.

Fuck the establishment republicans

MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT ON DRUGS NEXT WEEK.

More nothing steaks

>"The world has a drug problem"
This is too much

tick tock druggies.

QUICK RUNDOWN

FUCK THIS SHIT

Republicans getting slammed in the press for being useless, need to make a public appearance showing the opposite. Can't do that without Trump.

it's time to go to bed

man no nukes on NK this time either

MISTER PRESIDENT UH
UH UH
SIR?
MISTER PRESIDENT

>B-b-but muh pain! (Muh back! No really, muh back! I-I-I'm in real pain here! No, really!) I DEMAND THE RIGHT TO STAY AT HOME ON DISABILITY ALL DAY IN AN OPIOID/ALCOHOLIC DAZE.

What did he say? I came pretty late, it's unusual for me

>Idk Mitch maybe even to you

HAHAHAHA

Kek

Nothing great.
McConnell spoke about getting judges confirmed and how that will have an impact on America many years down the line.
This is because they haven't been able to pass healthcare and tax reform. So McConnell needs to say they have done something, basically telling the conservative base that things are actually going ok.

MISTER PRESIDENT!

about what

I'm sorry for you, Trum's really letting me down with those mild press conferences. He needs to get his chutzpah back

Jobs, taxes, Bitch McConnell jaw slowly sinking into his neck. The usual.

Another burger yawnfest.

>"The world has a drug problem. The only solution is immediate and terrible punishment for the peddlers of these vile family destroyers. I am authorizing a new branch of the Department of Homeland Security to act as both judge, jury, and executioner to root out and solve this problem once and for all."

Donald no!

This is a "good" conference. Its about agenda and politics and policy. Not very thorough or informative but the people that know what he's talking about know what he's talking about.

KEK RISING

Is that guy screaming "MR PRESIDENT SIR MR PRESIDENT!!!!!!" from CNN or something? LOL.

JUDGE DREDD BECOMING REAL CONFIRMED

It is like you /r/The_Donald retards screaming "GOD EMPEROR DRUMPF", LOL

>the people that know what he's talking about know what he's talking about.
So what is he talking about?

>if look at Bush "original"

Kek my ass off

Taxes, policy, agenda, judges...

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Was it actually that detailed? I've never learned much from him except from his tweets and direct-to-camera weekly announcements

>White House is delivering a statement
the field of fucks is barren

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Not as detailed as it would explain exactly what is proposed but like I said, I know what he wants to do, so I know what he's talking about.

Trump making Obama look like a dumb fag again. LOL He didn't call or write the families of fallen soldiers.

S T O L E N

That was some solid Puerto Rico statement.

WE'RE NOT TAKING SIDES IN THE KURDISH BATTLE!!!

HILLARY PLEASE

>"Hillary, please run again."
LMFAOOOOOOOOO

HILLARY AND NFL BTFO AGAIN

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Trump is so good off script

He needs to stop using teleprompters

Anyone else see Mitch almost eat shit climbing the stairs

The turtle almost fell going up the steps.

Now I want to help get #takeaknee trending again, LOL. NFL BTFO

WAhhhhh WAHHHHh what about police involved shootings Wahhhhhh

Mitch looked like he was about to get fired the whole time he was up there.

"Mr President is healthcare now trumpcare?" at the end... so glad he didnt pick these people for these asinine comments.

Journalists, my friend. Absolute professionals.