HE FUCKED A PLANT

Harvey Weinstein asked a New York club owner to deny a story about him masturbating into a potted plant in front of a local news anchor, according to a new report.

But Socialista owner Armin Amiri instead told the press that not only did the gross incident recounted by former News12 reporter Lauren Sivan happen at his venue — Weinstein also “defiled” one of his saucepans.

“I went to check things out and saw Harvey soon after, fixing his belt, behind the bar. I never saw the woman. My chef and I go to the kitchen. He picks up a pot that had been placed back on the stove. It had been defiled. It was so bizarre. We couldn’t believe it happened,”

AND A SAUCEPAN

In Hollywood speak "potted plant" references Lena Dunham

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Amiri said Weinstein approached him last week after Sivan came forward with her story, in which she said the pervy producer cornered and tried to kiss her at the club a decade ago — but when she rejected his advances, he whipped out his junk and pleasured himself into the indoor shrubbery instead.

Is a "potted plant" a prego?

hes concerned about his reputation. Nobody wants to be known as that guy who sexually assaults plants

>AND A SAUCEPAN
Weinstein confirmed pansexual, opressed minority, the left has to do a 180 on him now.

LMAO JEWS JEWING EACHOTHER!

TAKE THAT VEGANS!

Here's a (You) just for you.

Well that sure is something.

That plant went on to star in The Little Shop of Horrors.

He was/is a next level degenerate. He will likely enjoy getting his shit pushed in every night in prison.

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kek

Next on Shepard Smith: EXCLUSIVE interview with the plant!! This is a Fox News Alert!!!

funny but fucking leftists are already deflecting to Trump... "but but Trump did the same thing" no he did not. Huge difference when they let you do it and they want it - its not rape or abuse.

>masturbating over a hall of cost victim

I have found a link between Weinstein and a site called mewe , I really think I'm onto something here......

Literally raped a plant!
FUCKIN RAPIST!

TWO levels of underration

>A
>LEAF
>FUCKING

>be me
>hanging out at home
>acting career on the rocks
>gee, I could use a powerful friend in hollywood right now
>OHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>wall explodes
>harvey weinstein stands amid the wreckage of my living room
>begins to masturbate
>no harvey, no
>frantically I throw my DVD player toward him to save myself
>he ejaculates in the disc tray
>winks and then disappears up my chimney
>the next morning on my way to the welfare office I see myself in a poster for a new Miramax film
>mfw

If I could shop quickly I'd put Harvey's face on a pitcher of kool aid.

This is what we get when /d/ and Sup Forums meet. How does this make you feel?

Here you go.

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>2017
>not fertilizing your soil

Harvey's spunk produces indie, kenoesque movies within the DVD player that only you can watch.

AND A SAUCEPAN!

OY VEY!

imagine never growing out of the compulsive "masturbating into weird shit" that you go through when you're 13.

I feel sorry for weenerstein. his life must be hell

just fuck my potted plant up senpai

JUST
SPREADING
MY
SEED

Apparently he didn't want to waste any "seed".

Get it?

oops. wrong pic... somehow

that's even worse 2bh

Why doesn't he just kill himself? If you are raping plants you are broken and irreparable.

Goddamn, this whole fucking thread is gold. I'll check back later to make the compilation, unless someone else does it, i guess.

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This one is funny as hell.

> mfw

>Not fertilizing other people's soil

>mfw

you're hired. see me later in my office

This will probably end up as a new fetish for Sup Forums.

Filtered!

This. I never understood why that tape was even a big deal. "They let you grab them by the pussy" not "you can grab them by the pussy and they wont talk because no one will believe them". Leftist are so retarded that they can't comprehend a simple sentence.

Fake news. This whole thing is a non event. The "victims" are a bunch of fame hungry whores who willingly threw their pussy at this fat old Jew for a role, now cry rape years after the fact.

>wahhh Hollywood is full of sexual harassment

Get on a bus and go home then? Oh no they won't because they were willing whores.

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>pansexual
it is official now

my sides

It was earlier today around noon near Times Square. I've been on vacation with a couple of my friends in the city and most of them were sleeping in after a late night. I strolled out of the hotel and made my way to a nearby Mcdonald's to grab some fries and a shake. When I was waiting to cross at the 46th and 7th crosswalk I noticed a penis slip around from behind me and start ejaculating into a potted plant. In my confusion I turned around and HOLY SHIT ITS HARVEY FUCKING WEINSTEIN! Before I could get a word out, he yelled over the crowd, "No one will ever believe you.

It's a matter of playing "six degrees of separation" with the source material. If they can ignore or replace one part of the source quotation in order to allow them to report it as something completely different, they will. This one was a home run because all they had to do was leave out the consent...

If Trump said, "I'm going to break this parakeet's neck because it's mortally wounded and in extreme pain, and I cannot bear to see it suffer", we would get "I'm going to break this parakeet's neck [...] in extreme pain [...] to see it suffer"

harvey you're supposed to be turned into ash first before you fertilize a plant

But that only happens once. Whereas you can beat off in your garden many, many, many times and this improves the nutrition of the soil for your crops.

And you can also think about how your guests are eating your recycled cum.

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Does anyone know what movie that plant was in?

I think it needs an imdb

My sides.

How about instead we destroy kikewood and shame Jewish degenerates in the media.
Sounds better to me. This is great for the pizza gate believers.

PLANTED

How much of a faggot are you? Reddit is more for you types.
That Jew deserves to be turned to ash

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pffft. lol newfag

But indeed, Harvey should be sent to the oven. I kind of wish I still had family connections into his family connections to get their take on watching Harvey go down.

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WTF was he #SpiritCooking?

>potted plant
>pizza slice
>hotdogs

in plain english he "masturbated into a child"

So just to clarify
>sexual assaults on a potted plant: 1
>sexual assaults on Lena Dunham: 0
this scandal is legit as fuck

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE MOVIE!!!
There will be a movie, right guys?

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So what do you think he did to warrant this witchhunt? I mean what he (((really))) did.

Could have very easily been what someone else did.

there should be...

Oh my god, and they wonder why I'm in love with 2d pictures.

This is hideous. It's worse than a thousand ferns. I mean, I can imagine - I can not understand, it's true, but imagine - someone doing it with a plant.
But not with this horrifying thing.

WHY DO THE JEWS HAVE ALL THA GOOD WOMYN!?

Did he grab Merkel by the pussy?

Harvey "the greenery obscenity" Weinstein

>tits that great on a woman that ghastly
It's like putting a chandelier in a fucking outhouse.

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>can fuck almost any actress in hollywood
>fucks this

Harvey "hot glue for stem and shoot" Weinstein

RARE PEPE
A
R
E

This makes me believe the sex addict claim, but still, let's ignore Woody Allen, burn Weinstein at the stake, and witch hunt methodicallly thru Hollywood to root out the pedos and rapists.

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I know that playing music around your plants promotes growth, maybe sexual relations also fosters plant development? Could mainstream academia adopt the Weinstein school of botany?

Harvey "lotta sperm for potted ferns" Weinstein

So he fucked a ficus?

Quick, someone check a Podesta to English dictionary.

Harvey "if you've got a shrub, I've got a chub" Weinstein

WTF is wrong what that guy? No I mean he would pull his dick and start masturbating in front of a people like it's nothing so many times. Like seriously what the fuck was his problem?

PLANTED

That's how Jews think.

holy fuck

If that clown would jack it on a potted plant in public imagine what he did to Emma Watson.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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