What are lolis?

What are lolis?

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>Loli-Ai

A loli falls in love with a loli.

Unable to confess, the loli is gifted by a deus ex machina with the loli's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, the loli immediately calls the loli, and is overjoyed to find out that the loli has a crush on the loli as well.

But, the next day, when the loli recounts the previous day's confessions to the loli, the loli only looks at the loli with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, the loli finds out that the loli called is not the same loli the loli fell in love with. In fact, the loli doesn't exist in this universe at all. The loli is the loli's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the loli's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of the loli's crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two lolis strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOLIS.

>Focke Wolf

a miracle of the universe

Already a thing.

fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit愛-奉文-x-聖子

Repositories for my semen.

Blood-filled flesh puppets.

Good taste. That artist really needs to get more jobs though.

Yes please

a miserable pile of cuteness

Cute little girls.

Some miserable little piles of secrets!

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I still have 4 points.

Actually, add glasses and make that 3 points.

Why are they so cute?

Things you raise and marry.

its the dick

So you don't murder them when they act like annoying little fucks.

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This is great and all but I hate it when they focus on the guy's face. I'm not a faggot I just want to suck a loli's dick and have her fuck me in the ass.

nicely disquised frog post

Takes that back!

Miu is not frog.

Take what back? Can you imagine an old hag acting like a bratty loli? Do you think anyone would put up with that shit?

organic hugpillows
sweets exterminators
annoying word machines
recording devices for uncomfortable informations
savegame murderers
clumsy hair cutters

that's what my cousins are at least

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Lolis are not annoying! They are cute! CUTE!

>clint eastwood
>gorrillaz
?

I never denied that.

Are they at least little cuties?

lolis will lure you in with promises of quality music CDs and beer

DO NOT accept progressive rock from anybody who looks younger than 14

yes
they are like squeeking human marshmellows

Well I'm out of Kate pictures so I have nothing left to say

This is my favorite loli!

stupid muggle that's not how it works

Then cuddle them and enjoy the cuteness while it lasts.

I would pay to watch that.

well , pretty much doing it right now. (i show them how to play DankSoles)

The best thing in all world.

Black is main loli, red is the bonus, side loli

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>DO NOT accept progressive rock from anybody who looks younger than 14

Do not believe these lies.
Little girls are trustworthy suppliers of classic rock.

Pst, user!

>Keit愛 OST

OP: youtube.com/watch?v=ycfdfinG_P8
ED1: youtube.com/watch?v=hXDNGS9V4Us
ED2: youtube.com/watch?v=m4DyTjrruVo

OP Full: youtube.com/watch?v=4NShEKYoPXw
ED 1 Full: youtube.com/watch?v=IIX9aoN7g4o
ED 2 Full: youtube.com/watch?v=woiMYzVTl9c

>Keit愛 TVアニメ

PV: youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
EP 1: youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
EP 13: youtube.com/watch?v=JLUjMWRCzic

>Keit愛: 君の名は。

PV: youtube.com/watch?v=RBBrZ3d2sJE
Trailer: youtube.com/watch?v=Q3HwWJx4c60

Illegal.

Would you follow this loli to war?

can they supply me with iron maiden and oldschool metal stuff?

cute girls on the battlefield

227

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Isn't that a boy though?

FINDS
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W-what's that loli-fang for user?

latching on to oniichan dicks

how much dick will i get if i start crossdressing/trapping as a loli

piss off tranny, you have your own board.

Your chart has an exploit.

oh shit good find
i'll have to nerf it so it adds an extra year for each time you've taken it

There he is. There he goes again.

Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little keit-ai thread up and fill in the captcha.

Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass so you just choose the picture.

Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic flip phone isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor.

But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a shitty fanfic.

Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic keit-ai fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY.”

You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.

And that's all you'll ever be.

Or you could remove it entirely because there's already an equivalent in the "gain points" column of body customization. The challenges are also pretty bad overall. You should probably post the chart as a png next time as well.

Question, can I add a characteristic to more than one loli? e.g. Both lolis having "It's not Gay"?

Only if she bullies me.

the png was over 5 MB and growing

of course

Then I shall make an army of 10 point lolis!

Really? All those truly flat colors should play nice with png, unless you saved it as a jpg first and then resaved it.

Why does the 10yo looks younger than the 9yo?
Why are there only 3 ages to choose from?
I'm sorry user, your chart simply doesn't work.

>13, 14, 0, 1, 2 year old girls
>lolis
>12, 11 and even 13 in default
>5 in the same category as 3 and 4
Who made this shit?

There other ages were to choose from, too much ages in fact.

13 can be loli.

it's because of the gradient, i think

that's why the better loli ages cost more

Like who?
Remember we are talking about body types.

The gradient is a terrible idea. It means you can't just fill stuff in with the fill tool.

Aren't the ChiMaMes 13?

Maybe in extremely rare occasions, I don't think they count the great majority of the time, same with 3yo.

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>I don't think they count the great majority of the time
I didn't say they did, but it's entirely possible.

Around 14/13, yes, but their body type is of a 9/8 year old at most

This girl starts the series at age 13.

I know, and there are 13 year olds that barely look older than 12 year olds.

These girls are Japanese.
They're shorter and flatter than other type of girls.

megumin is not a loli

could you convince an Australian judge that she isn't a loli?

She doesn't look much like a loli. If anything, she maybe is the very upper limit at best.

Okay, but I still think that 14, 0, 1 and 2 are bullshit.

>If anything, she maybe is the very upper limit at best.
Because 13 is the very upper limit and most of the time past it.

>Okay, but I still think that 14, 0, 1 and 2 are bullshit.
Hence why I didn't argue for them. The only time a 14 year old is a loli is when she doesn't look 14.

et tu loli?

You will have a hard time convincing an Australian that viewing porn that includes girls with petite body or just with small tits isn't child porn.

>Her chest was also flat.

>Her chest was as flat as the Siberian fields—

>It was important so I emphasized it twice.

>If you were a logical person with refinement then it was obvious to prefer matureness over immatureness, abundance over lacking.
> Lolita complex is a mental illness, everyone.
> I hope you are able to go to your nearest mental hospital and get a suicide check-up.


Proceeds to get raped by loli

w-what is that loli going to do if I hop in the back of that car??

Make you give head pats

turns out it was the gradient

> once a week, your loli will invite a lewd friend over

y-you mean like a shota or old man and fuck him in front of me?

>y-you mean like a shota or old man
no she will summon the snake god Gylcon, and fuck him in front of you.

I'm still wondering why decide to include borderline ages in default and toddler ages at all.

I wanna pick her flower if you catch my drift.

This chart is the best chart. These things always take me forever to get just perfect though so I'm going to need a minute.

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>The Avalanches
How does a loli have such good taste in music?

>take the other user's loli away from him
Not in a million years would I do something so cruel and blackhearted

When the technology is a little further along we'll order our loli androids using forms not unlike this.

i want to bred illya

Hey stop it
What's wrong with you
Ilya is for cuddling
Miyu is for raising into a fine upstanding woman
Kuro is for breeding