How do we fix millennials?

How do we fix millennials?

>Stupid character is 2 days old

>Already a tattoo and a lot of shit merch

We don't need to. Their kids will look at them and say "how the fuck did you screw up so bad?" and actively work to not be like them. Same thing's happening with Gen Y looking at their Gen X parents.

Why are they tattooing themselves with white power signs?
FOR SHAME

What the fuck is a porg?

War in their own country

The future.

Gen X Saved the World Lad

Am I the only one who thinks there is a jew paying these people to fuck up their life as part of a marketing campaign?

Gen Y are millennials dummy.

Quality

Bullets

Can someone explain how these people live?
>not realizing this isn't just them wanting to do it

I heard that the dude is a disney employee but can't confirm that.

How is a tattoo of a cute character on your leg fucking up your life? This board is so fucking dramatic sometimes.

I thought millenials were generation Z

It does if porgs become /ourcgigarbage/.

Yeah it's awesome I look around me and all I see is a fucking paradise

How is getting a tattoo of a character from a movie that hasn't even come out yet not pathetically cringeworthy

Gen z are post-millenials.

>How do we fix millennials?

I don't know. Try posting this image every single day and see what happens.

Better yet, try posting an image of you and your girlfriend. Go on, we'll wait.

>Porg
Is this a Pokemon or something?

Sure it's cringey, but it's not a huge deal. These people probably already have tattoos.

It'll grow on you

How many of you fags are millenials?

Lol, a manchild can get a gf no problem but the average Sup Forums fag remains a virgin.

Absolute top kek!
Absolute pottery!
Absolutely sad!

Jobs.

Well, the bottom of the barrel is pretty fucking deep by now.

Millennials are early 80s to mid 90s, Gen Z is late 90s to 2010 or so. Gen Porg is the current generation.

Unfuck the economy, housing prices and general cost of living.

That simple. It's easy to fall into escapism when everything you were told for your entire life about what to do when you became an adult ended up being a lie.

Well first you'd have the fix the rampant over-consumption of anything that is popular

Just googled it. It's just more stupid star wars shit

Posting on Sup Forums all day is the epitome of manchild behaviors.

>millennial implies relation to millennium
>Generation Z is the generation that crosses the millennium border, not Millennials
Really activates my almonds

Just turned 30 today. What a shitty day, literally. I've been shitting since last night. Is this the millennial curse?

>Millennials
>Gen Z
>Gen Y

Pick ONE, you narcissistic Faggots

It's likemillenial just became a buzzword to anyone not fucking old, i hate this shit, i remember a few years back peopleused millenial on the internet to talk about iPad kids.

Gen Y and Z were two generations after Gen X but this millenial thing became a meme and everything not over 30 suddenly became one.

It's like the old man's scapegoat to everything wrong with their lives.

rape the blue haired slut in front of him and then kill them both

Well, generations are pretty nebulous concept. They are like decades.

This thread is either trying to force a new meme or shilling. Not sure which is worse.

Take the murder out and you have their avarage saturday night already.

but decades are factual and precise

Peeps should re-embrace Chinese Animal signs or some such shit

nothing says "unhirable" to me like a neck tattoo.
(unless it's a barcode on the back of a neck like the Hitman guy)

Not when it comes to culture. People act as if culture in 81 was closer to 89 than it was to 79.

What's the generation being born now to millennial parents? Any ideas?

Alpha

Ah, but millennials aren't having kids.

idk OP but I can fix millennial girls with muh dick.

tl;dr

>Gets a matching tattoo for rebit upbotz

Doing a lot of hiring at NEET Enterprises?

>yfw millenial's children are so fed up with their parent's betaness they boss them around and bully them and ultimately grow to be useful members of society

TEE HEE I'M ADULTING TEE HEE

TIME TO PAY RENT AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES LIKE A BIG BOY AND GIRL TEE HEE.

I LOVE STARS OF THRONES! IM AN ADULT I CAN SPEND MY (((MONEY))) HOW I SEE FIT TEE HEE.

...

...or having them too late
which produces betas again, used to a life of plenty and gentleness
What's required to produce a generation of Strongs is the right balance of unfairness and satisfaction of the Power Process.
When Millenial Mummy and Daa bring you R&M tofu vegan colon-yogurts in your Bhuddist swinging chair 24/7, you grow up to be a pussy.
The Omegas will be bullied and consumed by the Zeds.

>normie meme pop culture bugmanlet has a gf
>you dont

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