/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - ASSIST THE ELDERLY EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
pastebin.com/JnS5Qy2Q
pastebin.com/BcSAGmDf

PREV APPEARANCES (fuck poo in the loos too)
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/turtleman press conference 10/16/17
youtu.be/RW9WDpHSYdM
>Pres Trump holds a cabinet meeting 10/16/17
youtu.be/EYk497cVgFU
>VP Pence - Konichiwa 10/16/17
youtu.be/SODFCHLoPlA
>WH Video: Ivanka at world bank 10/16/17
youtu.be/KWdXx1ITkAY
>WH Video: Week in review #1 10/16/17
youtu.be/9wdj2c6FtTA
>WH Video: VP Pence on tax reform 10/16/17
youtu.be/TFf105qb6po
>DoD video: Origin of Mattis' callsign 10/16/17
youtu.be/-AEZpJHWg9Q
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #37 10/13/17
youtu.be/GBM1fagzZxI
>Steve Bannon @Values Voter Summit 10/14/17
youtu.be/phpT_yukNks
>Sebastian Gorka @Values Voter Summit 10/14/17
youtu.be/k4Ha0GbASZI
>KAC @Values Voter Summit 10/13/17
youtu.be/eqP6yN65XQk
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #12 (Lara) 10/13/17
youtu.be/8rGxpe8D-mo
>D&S Clap-back @eminem 10/12/17
youtu.be/_7OzIWONVyc
>BUILD THAT WALL #2 10/13/17
youtu.be/JFtH4GpP3RE
>The Trump Cock penetrates Seattle 10/13/17
youtu.be/TTtjSa8h6z4

INSPIRATION
>The Renewal of the American Spirit
youtu.be/5Z0ehn4p6IU
>NEVER GIVE UP
youtu.be/OSJDhZvLtak
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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twitter.com/AnonBabble

That's an awfully hot covfefe bot

YES! Progress!

>muh red pilled
>muh based
>muh MAGA
>muh triggered
>muh anti-feminism
>muh cuck
>muh neck yoursef
>muh white nationalism
>muh white supremacy
>muh n-word
>muh sp*cs
>muh anti-diversity
>muh global warming denying
>muh anti-academia
>muh Alex Jones
>muh Wendy's
>muh Hitler
>muh fascism
>muh fake news
>muh fake polls
>muh Pepe
>muh Muslims
>muh anti-gay
>muh transphobic
>muh degeneracy
>muh Jews
>muh high energy
>muh baking
>muh new bread
>muh Joe posting
>muh anime wolf girls

Holy shit, you "people" are fucking pathetic and are the jokes of the internet. There is delusion and then there is Sup Forums.
Seriously, kill yourselves now.

>because you'd be in jail

>40 minutes

>muh red pilled
>muh based
>muh MAGA
>muh triggered
>muh anti-feminism
>muh cuck
>muh neck yoursef
>muh white nationalism
>muh white supremacy
>muh n-word
>muh sp*cs
>muh anti-diversity
>muh global warming denying
>muh anti-academia
>muh Alex Jones
>muh Wendy's
>muh Hitler
>muh fascism
>muh fake news
>muh fake polls
>muh Pepe
>muh Muslims
>muh anti-gay
>muh transphobic
>muh degeneracy
>muh Jews
>muh high energy
>muh baking
>muh new bread
>muh Joe posting
>muh anime wolf girls

>Holy shit, you "people" are fucking pathetic and are the jokes of the internet.
>There is delusion and then there is Sup Forums.
>Seriously, kill yourselves now.

It's called a condom.

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Day 365

Still not in jail

how the fuck could they not know this already jesus christ

Guys, Trump said something today.

Tucker is off tonight

We're already off to a good week, boys. It's going to get colder than Russian bath water so please stay warm.

That goes to show how old these guys are. Also: you can clearly see his shell under his jacket.

I love Kellyanne.

Would you guys rather have the Trump Curse strike all at once, or prolonged over decades?

Do you think this new round of Austrian Nationalism will lead to a similar result?

You've summoned the eternal anglo that will say he's out today.

What did he mean by this?

Which one of you niggers raided this (((poll)))

>145557247
>145557383
WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS
MY NOGGINS ARE SERIOUSLY CHOGGIN

Exxon controls foreign policy

Neil Fascism Forever Gorsuch in the Supreme Court

Blackwater controls the Department of Education

Goldman Sachs in the Treasury

A fucking racist as Attorney General

The WWE controls the Small Business Administration

And now Trump's SS are rounding up documentally challenged citizens in the streets

It was all worth it just to say that you got one over on us, huh?

But, hey, keep on draining that fucking swamp.....dear God...what is happening to my country? I am literally crying right now.

>not pushing the bitch down the stairs when she gives you the news.
Fuckin beta-ass faggot.

Women have been known to fish condoms out of the trash and impregnate themselves. Male birth control that works as a backup to condoms would make a lot of roastie bullshit less successful.

Nigga....

Not without his picture that I just used

(((Coke))) sucks! It really really sucks!
youtu.be/xYVu7tRXuoM

>muh post-ironic meta shitposting

It's far more enjoyable when they fall one by one.

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you are so desperate for approval, aren't you?
doing whatever any user asks of you
you need a real friend bro

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It's all over.
Abandon ship.

None. Gen Z is redpilled af.

>Tay

If it goes only slowly it can make us wait, but if it hits everyone now it might lose power.

Is Trump General always this boring? I mean I really don't see the point to it anymore now that the election is over. It's just spamming the catalog at this point. You know, there is such a thing as being a gracious winner. Just my two cents.

Anyone have an Ann Coulter wall update?

refresh teh pastebin

>TrumpTV video: Opioid Crisis (Dr Gina Loudon) 10/16/17
youtu.be/wleGtQ5dmzU

>pseudo shitposted last thread
>got easy (you)'s
At this point, I don't know who's a shill and who's just trolling. Makes the legitimate ones look like retards.

Wait, so he can blow up the moon by flexing at it really hard?

I like watching celebrities and public figures drop one by one, but I still long for the day someone says something bad about Trump and then bursts into flames.

at least use the image

That's why I eat the condom after sex.

Nothing done, wall not started, too many spics.

Like Goku helping Master Roshi. Trump make anime real.

eh they are better than Millennials but they need a lot of direction.

>the legitimate ones
there never was any such thing you fucking idiot
it was ALWAYS TROLLING
god you're fucking stupid as a bag of shit

kek, you shitposter.

Reminder that Pepe is a part of Sup Forums culture and is totally acceptable.
Wolf girl posters are just autistic faggots who sperg out when called out for their faggotry.

Nice quads. Got it.

yea, but it's Still fucking hot, that
god damn coffee pot

First time I saw that, my eyes nearly shot out of my skull in fury.
>historical documents and pieces of legislature are written in English
>”fuck that, who needs to speak English in an English speaking country?”

Hope you got a newer version of CCleaner, they found a backdoor like a week or two ago in the older versions. I think they've patched it but your CP is being uploaded to some server somewhere if you haven't gotten the latest version. Then again, you're on Windows 10 so there's already a massive backdoor on the OS level so you're fucked either way.

Hillary is based. Trump always had nothing but praise for her. never said he would lock her up.

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Blackwater does not control the EduSec, they're just associated with the person who does (who has a large stake in fundamentalist textbooks)

You posted a wolf girl

It is hilarious to me that you idiots actually think this moronic con man is going to build a wall.
I'm gonna kek so hard when cheetoh man gets impeached after it's found out he stole the money for it.

>The Chad elderly bearer President
>The (forgot the name) Poliomitch McTurtle

>It was ALWAYS TROLLING

That’s a lie

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DITCH MITCH

Nearly done sourcing every accomplishment, only a few left to go. Use this to BTFO reddit!

pastebin.com/BcSAGmDf

NEW

>Trump is quietly completely transforming the federal judiciary - nominated nearly 60 judges, filling more vacancies than Barack Obama did in his entire first year (archive.is/xUU3T)

I’m rather concerned for your well-being, user. That doesn’t sound too healthy...

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DEFEND THIS!

This gives me hope for the future.

Naw, I already had that one planned out. Thanks for the consideration though.

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Trump is a god damned meme, in a good way, in HSs. He's so fucking "cool" even here in FL he is popular (lots of Haitians and Cubans).

if trump said he would lock her up why hasn't he? Clearly he never said that.

its not even discussing anything, its just a friend simulator for weebs who have nothing else in their life
im not being mean, im stating facts

m.youtube.com/watch?v=73P9STckPLw
Like Pepsi was doing any better.

Condoms make it feel much more boring, also you have to tie and flush them. Fucking annoying. Birth control pill for men please.

Coke is garbage.
It's either the doc, royal crown, rc or you can just go fuck yourself

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I just thought of something. With all the judges Trump is appointing how bad will it be for the left in say 10 years at the most?

lmao just saw where shia put the flag back up with a crane. this fucking guy.

Every time I scroll past that thumbnail I think that girl is pointing a pistol at him.

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pic related

Is Trump literally the worst president ever?

Does he have a US citizenship? No? Then he can fuck right off

>tfw drinking Dr. Pepper right now

>Seriously, kill yourselves now.
Show us how by offing yourself first!

A Black White supremacist is the secretary of Housing and Urban Development.

hahahahaha
wtf did they do, hold up a colour swatch next to national geographic magazines like, yeah, this has gotta be it, too dark for Kenya, too light for Nigeria.

right

If Trump is Goku and Cruz is his Vegeta Mitch is pic related

>It is hilarious to me that you idiots actually think this moronic con man is going to build a wall.
Literally already starting.

i took nap and dreamed a fat ginger kike was taking a shit on my shed roof....i was yelling "YOU FUCKING KIKE,I'LL KILL YOU" but he wouldn't stop..

obummer is

One less nigger. I approve.

New season when?

i was off the internet all day,did something happened today or i was all larping?

So this is where the Alt-Right plays, huh?
Look at the adjective Trumpkins, we aren't here to play.

Enjoy your STDs, retard. Condoms aren't just for retards who can't pull out, they prevent you from getting all sorts of shit that skank you picked up at the bar is carrying.