If you could turn out of Japanese

if you could turn out of Japanese
what family name would you get?

Kuro.
Because I'm a niggar.

With my luck, one that both sounds bad and is hard as fuck to write with Kanji that aren't used for anything but writing family names in modern japanese.

Kuroda or Kurokawa is better.

Tanaka!

Kumamakuma

Going by literal translation i got Ekisha or Uranaishi.

I got no idea if those are real names

The good news is that you always can find Kanji that has a fitting prounciation, even if obscure as fuck.

Something that's seemingly ancient and historic, like Kuouzumiaiginsusutakeizumonokamimeichoujin or something.

Suzumiya.

Kokujin means black people, would that work ?

Seijin

Koi.

桐山

My surname will be Kanemochi in nipland.

Tanaka.
I want my surname to be easy to read and to write.
Because I'm lazy.

Akizuki.

You're rich ?
Nice I guess.

How are you all figuring this out what the fuck
This is why I want to learn Japanese but don't have the motivation

there is no Suzumiya in Japane though

Michizoku.

鯉（carp）?

eat the rich we thought

More like Cuckujin

幕ノ内

Just stop being a lazy faggot and start now. And keep studying every fucking day.
No day off.
And it'll come.
Not hard, just lots of work.
がんばって、アノンくん。

Probably 恋 (love)

I'm not figuring this out. I would marry a man named Tanaka to get an easy to write surname.

My actual surname translated to Japanese would be Kanran. Not cabbage, though. Olive tree.

That's retarded. Suzumiya Rie is a seiyu and singer and it's her real name.

It was actually 呼井.

山田

I'm into kirakira names.
大桜羅 (Oorora)
Since I will never be born this way, I decide to use it in one of my web series.

If we're going for the literal translation, Furukawa

it's 鈴宮 not 涼宮
there is no 涼宮

Looks a weird way to write koi, but I don't know if that actually is a japanese name.

山本

子子子子　
Sunegoshi
Or Kokekokko

I'm sure some parents troll their children with stupid names like that

Most common surnames

1. Smith / Satou
2. Johnson / Suzuki
3. Williams / Takahashi
4. Brown / Tanaka
5. Jones / Watanabe
6. Miller / Itou
7. Davis / Yamamoto
8. Garcia / Nakamura
9. Rodriguez / Kobayashi
10. Wilson / Katou

I just through them together based on meaning. The first reading of each just happened to be fun.

爪本性 maybe?
God that is awkward to pronounce.
I'm sure there is a better alternative, but my Japanese doesn't stretch that far.

>last name literally means I'm Scottish
Is there a Japanese equivalent?

Barring that, I'd like to be a Hojo, so that I could always triforce

I would want to be in the same class as you and be bros. Furukawa are always nice people.

it's ghost name

What's the closest equivalent for Bertran in Japanese ?

知恵遅れ

Here ya go. Suits you perfectly.

Any more example for kira-kira names? All I know is 小鳥遊 which pronounced as Takanashi.

音音音音 - Otone Neon
春日春日 - Kasuga Haruhi
Nipponese is fun.

Showa.

this

Yakumo, written with the characters for Eight and Cloud.

>小鳥遊 which pronounced as Takanashi
How the fuck?

Futoi Doutei, obviously

Watch more anime.

What's your last name?

What is nippon for "Rosa"?

This is advanced weebfaggotry.

薔薇

I don't think my name can be translated into Japanese (last name means spoon, cri), but If I could choose, probably Kazehaya