Monster Musume

Remember, you will never love your monster waifu, and she will never love you

Meh

>you will never love your monster waifu
That's why I'm a Smithfag.

LALA, I'M COMING!

I already love my mon though. And they love us.

But my waifu is too pure to understand anything but love

Speak for yourself

>this woman would have to settle for an user.

>taking the quitter's way out

Quitting? That's the shortcut to new game+

Jesus Cathyl, don't you have a boyfriend to be beating?

>implying there is a new game+

>pushing in line to see your waifu

Get to the back of the queue

TTF cuck Polt from the rest of the Polt fans.
Is that created during Cerea's birthday? Last I remembered was that cake.

>being belittled by a cuckfish

How low can you go?

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That typesetting hurts me.

Quitting... or taking a shortcut to dem legs?

What's this from?

>Mero's tragedy fetish goes too far

I hate that I love the fish.

Four Legs Good
Two Legs Bad
Eight Legs Great
Zero Legs Kill Yourself

That net would not catch the likes of Suu.

100 legs Angelic?
See Centipede girl
1000 legs Divine?
See millipede girl

>Four limbs good
>Two limbs better

Can't all the main girls be best? Apart from Lala.

she's just following what the others are doing

Mero probably hate humans now.
user, you trying to defend that Lamia again?

Gentlemen, we need a new method to defend our waifus from rape slime.

Suggestions?

Smug snek is smug at you

Doppel is the Superior Girl

>Crabman bully Lala
>Manga book staff bully Lala
>Anime staff bully Lala
>Editor-san bully Lala
>Anons bully Lala
geez, poor girl
she's the second most bullied girl

Illia is monster girls doesn't she?

>you will never see Suu looking down at her own pregnant belly
>you will never see Suu rub her belly and trying to feel her baby kick
>you will never see your child with suu develop in real time from zygote to infant from her transparent womb
>you will never see Suu cry with tears of joy as she gives birth to your son,
>you will never see Suu nurse your mutual son with her inverted nipples
>why live

apparently, a plastic trash bag works well enough to contain the lovely Suu.

>Apart from Lala
Going down that path, user?

MON spinoff when?

Can a slime even get pregnant? Or even feel pain or pleasure?

To be fair, an oomukade girl would be pretty sweet.

But that's for a different kind of thread

Don't you worry about Lala to much. You know when each of the people who bullied her dies. Lala will take her revenge on each of their souls for all of eternity. It might not be such a good idea to bully the dullahan in this case.

She can feel pain with what happen when she is exposed to rain. She can feel pleasure when she is snuggling with Master.
I am sure though the nature of her biology she can get pregnant.

nah, she's a good girl after all
I can't see her beign mean
she might try but I bet she can't be mean

Maybe when Crab runs out of ideas, who knows, user. It might happen based on how popular are the MON girls already.

It would be like getting stuck at the local DMV sort of revenge.

She's cute. But the fish half isn't desirable

>Meanwhile on CentaurChan

>"tfw no cute human boy to fall asleep on your back at night, or wake up there in the morning. You will never feel his chest slowly expand and contract against your own as he gently drifts off to sleep under the lullaby of your powerful heartbeat. ;_;"

>"I was so disgusted by brutish stallions last night. This anime about human men has made it so all I could think about was having a human there to hold hands with."

>"I'd polish my husbandou's sword, if you know what I mean."

>"Their unmarred, innocent faces are so cute. I just want to pin him down with my breasts and hug him while I gaze at his beauty."

>"That scene in the manga where he removes poison for Cerea is so affectionate. What I wouldn't give for a human to suckle on my own bosom. I'd reward him with something better than just's a mere knight's vow, that's for sure."

>"tfw when no human bf. ever. ;_;"

I wish this pic was mine

Still want to bully Lala just as how few of us want to bully Draco.

put salt on the floor

But user, the fish portion insure that Mero's breast milk is rich in omega 3 fatty acids
Drinking it would make you healthy, wealthy and wise.

>Or even feel pain or pleasure?
John Smith's new assistant certainly could.
>I am sure though the nature of her biology she can get pregnant.
She might reproduce by budding, or even by leaving bits of her body in the other girls' wombs.

We just don't know and will probably never know unless somehow this series gets through either a Suu end which will piss everyone off but me or a harem end where all the girls get pregnant. It's the only way.

>or even by leaving bits of her body in the other girls' wombs

Pack your bags, boys

It's all over

Some are clearly more best than others. Why can't more girls be like Cerea?

Glad Centaurs don't exist.

But
>fish pussy

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She could reproduce both sexually and asexually user. They are not mutually exclusive.

Thanks. I forgot about that Smith guy.

Have you ever noticed how perfect Draco is?

user. Listen to your father.

ah, I forgot to add the girls from the house bullies her too
I want to bully her a bit just to see her flustered

It's kind of disturbing how her wings are connected to her skin when looking closer to it.

There's something fishy about her all right, but I don't think that is it.

If the mermaid from Crab's one page comics are canonical to the anatomy of mermaid's genitalia is far closer to that of a human with the only difference with the position of the anus being below the human vagina instead of being around and behind it.

perfect?
She can't even fly!

Flustered? Why not bully that no man will ever accept her 8th grade syndrome act or keep her?

I want to play soccer with Lala's head as the ball

She is perfect to me

I bet that she's really oily down there too

Neither can almost every character in this shitfest

>something fishy about her
Maybe the fact she's a cuck?

Darling is the Superior Boy

If I had to choose between kissing Papi on the mouth or the lips and a jetpack I would choose a jetpack cause then you can a Papi. If you had a jet you can fly to her. It's simple.
If you have enough fuel

I am compelled to lay the dragon and sire a brood of dragonchildren
Of course, I would take responsibility

>not making her feel comfortable with you and herself to help her become like the afterlife (true) version of herself
user, pls

> 5 sons

>not wanting fish pussy

At least her pussy has a valid excuse to smell like fish.

I am confused. You say you want to lay the dragon but you posted a picture of a newt.

She's part of the "fixing girl fetish" like Lala and Draco. People just want to turn her around

user, she collect us to our death. Ward her off by having gold objects around you.

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>only 5 sons

She is my queen of dragons, user, and she always will be

>no need for lube

Fish helps you save money

This is what she will always be.

would you prefer basketball? Or volleyball? Or water polo?

There's no chance to fix Mero. She'll still hold on to her cuck fetish. To be honest, she's a freak that I don't want to be around.

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>no liking your girl freaky

Fag

who cares? she have a nice ass so it's all right

> Not wanting to be her princess
I thought you loved her, fag

Does this turn you on?

I've been lucky to have dreams of her.

But I've also had dreams about Polt, and several about Rachnera

heh

Mero has her eccentricities, but keep in mind she's also a rich princess. If you ever wanted to be royalty, she's your chance.

So which one, user? Dreams of Rachnera, dreams of Polt, or dreams of Draco you like the most?

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>complaining about fish pussy
Horsefag alert

>all this posts with Mero
Wow, Anons, what happened?