Holiday in Cambodia AMA

waiting in the airport and just popped 30mg of valium. absolutely bored with no headphones, so no movies :( ask me anything about my past three weeks of travel in this nearly lawless country

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did u nearly step on any bombs
why would you even go there
isnt the whole place a literal shithole

no landmines, they're currently using some fucking rodent to sniff them out, but there are still casualties annually. Cambodia is home to every vice known to man, and if that's your cup of tea, then Cambodia should be your primary destination. I recommend Otres 1 in Sihanouk

And yes, the entire place is a fucking shithole but where else are you going to go to a bar that has a secret room open after 7pm with hashish, opium, lsd, mushrooms, nitrous, and probably some harder stuff i forgot. it's insane.

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Was it expensive? Did you go hiking?

How cheap and wild in bed are the women

how are the drugs / prostitutes ?

all said about 600 for the whole trip (that's a fair bit including above vices) did a fair bit of hiking but more scootering along the beach paths and walking alongside them. beautiful- untouched. Stay away from Phnom Penh and parts of Sihanouk. Sihanouk is a good transit point to Koh Rong and Kampot but PP, PP is just absolute shit except for this below. At certain pharmacies, you can just walk up, order ketamine, morphine, oxycodone, and testosterone ampoules. That is the only redeeming quality (I'm a degenerate.) Besides that, hearing "tuk-tuk? tuk-tuk? scooter? scooter ride?" every 20 seconds can drive a man mad, especially if you have a weak constitution and can't tell them to bugger off.

I don't like Khmer women so i just banged some hot german and Portuguese travellers. I could've married thatone but she danced like a spastic. Rates are okay, 25-30 for the night all included. there are some hot ones, most are swarthy jungle bunnies
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So you been to school
For a year or two
And you know you've seen it all
In daddy's car
Thinkin' you'll go far
Back east your type don't crawl

Play ethnicky jazz
To parade your snazz
On your five grand stereo
Braggin' that you know
How the niggers feel cold
And the slums got so much soul

It's time to taste what you most fear
Right Guard will not help you here
Brace yourself, my dear

Go to Greenhouse Effect on Otres 1 really good hash there. And tell Srey Da at The Crazy Sausage Bar on Victory Hill shes a bitch who cant suck dick.

...Brace yourself, my dear!
It's a holiday in Cambodia
It's tough, kid, but it's life
It's a holiday in Cambodia
Don't forget to pack a wife

You're a star-belly snitch
You suck like a leech
You want everyone to act like you
Kiss ass while you bitch
So you can get rich
While your boss gets richer off you

Well, you'll work harder
With a gun in your back
For a bowl of rice a day
Slave for soldiers
Till you starve
Then your head is skewered on a stake

Now you can go where the people are one
Now you can go where they get things done
What you need, my son...
What you need, my son...

Is a holiday in Cambodia
Where people are dressed in black
A holiday in Cambodia
Where you'll kiss ass or crack

Are you a filthy liberal?

Stayed at ...wish you were here, sourced most of my goods at the corner bar at the beginning of Otres 1... Last Standing Hippy I think? I think I still owe the cunt 20 bucks

Niyay chgay. An bun chow allow! Lup nah kbaal po thom barang!

hahaha you think conservatives don't lead immoral lives? what a sheltered existence you must lead. You think I came to Cambodia to have a fucking spiritual awakening and find my inner self? nah mate i came to party and enjoy life how it is meant to be enjoyed. by the way, i'm just a degenerate national socialist

Yep Last Standing Hippy. Gotta love the Russian Mafia/Rebels MC and good old Cambodian corruption.

Do they actually have ladybois?
and why did you choose Cambodia of all places? it seems especially stinky and dirty

>Niyay chgay. An bun chow allow! Lup nah kbaal po thom barang!
i don't speak jungle nigger. translate?

regularly available drugs, insane party scene, cheap AF, it's only truly filthy in the cities and the surrounding areas, it's a beautiful country regardless, but the people are not attractive like thai women are. you may or may not get used to the smell

You dog, I will shoot and throw your body, you crazy fat white nigger

lovely place and will be back. nothing beats opium/hash joints with hits of nitrous between exhales haha

i am actually a sudo that was granted refugee status in your lovely country. guess you aren't full after all :^)

Definitely although I fear eventually the whole Preah Sihanouk province is going to get paved over/ deforested by the fucking Chinese. Lots of people I know there have been evicted out of their apartments to make way for new building built by their money.

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Kdoi my kmao

i heard the same, it seems that the chinese are buying fucking everything from cambodia to australia to canada to parts of america. I'm sure other places too. when will the madness end?

please my fellow Australian, English. although Khmer is minimally better than Vietnamese

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did u explode cow with bazooka

I dont think it will thats the problem. Everyone thinks theyll fuck up like the old days but I think they have learned from their past failures as well as the failures of others. Napoleons famous quote about the Chinese waking up is coming true.

did u explode womanlet cambodian waifu with massive white cock?
> mfw bottoming out in a chinklet
> pic related

>Up your mums cunt darkie

It's romantic poetry in Skuon

Khmer women are all airsocks. But airsocks with HIV that smell bad

what does "tuk-tuk" mean

those motorbikes with seats in the rear. there are tens of thousands of them just in PP

That's a lovely painting, thanks for sharing.

I'm going to start a general right now, feel freet to join in. European Art & Music.

How's Lucky Burger now?

I am going next year.
Hoping to spend two months through Laos and Cambodia.
A happy pizza and alcohol will be my only vices though.

don't waste your time on the happy pizza. it won't get you high. instead, look for hash, they even have some quality bud, but most is bush quality that you need to roll hash into
I can only tell you about Cambodia, but spend a max of 2 days in Phnom Penh, and 2 in Siem Reap. Kampot, Koh Rong, Koh Kong(?), Sihanouk (away from town, in Otres Beach) are your best bets. The cities are god for procuring drugs and whores, and that's about it.

Are you always pathetic and lonely?

I have a wife and kids cunt

How do you get to know where to, who to speak to, and how to ask for drugs/whores in a completely foreign country?

they ask you my friend. just be street smart, hang out in front of the happy shake/pizza shops and youre golden. do not be afraid to haggle.
if he wants 20 for 3 grams of hash tell him $10. then mayb3 $12. it's dirt cheap to them and they thrive ripping off foreigners. Also, learn when to walk away, that will make them lower their prices even more. whores are easy, just ask around

Does he even speak english?

> hang out in front of the happy shake/pizza shops
which ones?

Did you go to the military gun range and play with the military grade weapons?