CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY

Cat, Crab or Monkey, Sup Forums?

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Bat

Cat

Low taste, vampire is the best

fuck cat, date crab, befriend monkey, marry bat

Bee

Eh. One has all kinds of weird emotional issues, and the other two are really obnoxious.

isn't one of those whores a fucking lesbian

Crab=Monkei>>>Cat

thats bi-erasure bro not cool

Bat

Suruga Kanbaru

Crab on Monkey

Crab for waifu, Moneky for bro, Cat for restraining orders

Monkey there is no choice.

I'M CHOOSING SNAIL AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME

Your own shit taste will be your undoing.

Cat.

I'd rather Bee though.

Crab cakes

crab


CRAB!

my niggas

Cat > crab >>>>> shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>monkey

it doesnt matter, theyd all probably bully me.

Kaiki

BEE!

crab=monkey>>>>>>shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cat

>it doesnt matter, theyd all probably bully me.

Would you really mind?

>not crab on cat

...

>Body
Cat > Monkey > Crab

>Personality
Crab > Cat >Monkey

>On the Streets
Crab > Cat > Monkey

>In the Sheets
Monkey > Cat >Crab

They are a well balanced trio.

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>2016
>still caring about otaku trash like pornogatari

fucking cancer

>any of what you just posted

>2016
>still using 2012's bait

1/10, made me reply

Friendly reminder that Araragi is only allowed to make love with Hanekawa

You have excellent taste.

>There are seriously people who would ironically choose crab

Ok but, why is the monkey standing in such weird way?

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I chose ghostgirl

Mathematics

probably wouldnt mind at all

Technically he is only allowed to cum INSIDE Hanekawa

So I guess he could pretty much have his way with any of the girls so long as he pulled out and finished inside her

This. Crab is only for unironic choosing.

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Can you explain why you(or mathfags in general) like her? Not shitposting, just genuinely curious. She didn't seem that special or interesting to me when I was watching, but my memory might be cloudy..

God dammit now I have to go read that doujin again

Cat confirmed for literal cumdump

No. Kill yourself nigger.

I've fapped to that scene at least 3 times now

ama

I choose spooky.

Just finished watching Kizu today, Hanekawa is cute in Kizu.

She should have won.

All three of them have shitty personalities
Bat is the way to go

Guess mathfags really don't have a reason for liking her.

>All three of them have shitty personalities

You take that back right the fuck now

Monkey is the worst by the way. Forced and shallow tomboy

They're just hipsters that dumped their previous waifu probably monkey when a new girl showed up.

>She should have won
She did a lot for Araragi, more than all the other girls combined, but she didn't have the balls to confess to Araragi, instead she got cucked by Senjougahara, which was well deserved for being such a smartass bitch.

>No Bat
>No Kaiki

Shit thread

She is very relatable to some part of the readers, just like the other girls with specific problems such as Cat.

Even with the worst life (besides Bat and Snail), the least help from any other and actual psychological problems she is still well-intentioned and keeps working toward building a normal average life for herself. Although her liking math is a nice bonus, I'd probably like her less if it was arts or human sciences.

...

She is pretty unique in that she is actually bipolar, rather than just having a somewhat extreme personality like Gahara. She also has a really powerful gaze, as described by Araragi in the novels.

Sodachi Fiasco, from her POV, was fan-translated recently, and that's really what solidified my fondness for her:
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>dumped their previous waifu

Truly the lowest of scum

But women can't into math. Very unrealistic imo

Math and Monkey are too far away. It'd probably be Cat (abuse side), Nadeko (crazy side) or Snail (perfect twintailed cutie side).

Crab forever.

Moneky > Crab > Car

Why only 3 times?

This is monogatari. Women don't become cat girls or gods.

I had a shitty childhood and can empathize with everything she said at the end of Ep 6 of Owarimonogatari.
I used to be able to empathize with Hanakawa pretty well too, until she cucked herself.

Also my sister is basically her

Unnecessary post, please delet this

>this anons sister stored his mom's corpse for years
>this user also chose the monogatari that most reminded him of his sister as his waifu

My sister is a math professor. She's better at math than anyone I have ever met.
You are wrong.

Big fat cat tats

Nah, Monkey is legit the deepest.

that image macro gave me cancer

why no snake? Also when is this shit going to be over? I get the feeling it's going to end up like Naruto

I would be legit deepest in Monkey, if you know what I mean

Cat by default (het option) and process of elimination, that is: Single & unattached, Not-Single and attached, Unattached but Lesbian {self admitted]

>I get the feeling it's going to end up like Naruto
I'm not so worried - as soon as any character reaches a plateau in their development they get rotated out to background status. In the new books, the majority of the stories are from unique POVs that haven't been expanded upon yet.

In contrast, Naruto's characters develop inconsistently, or they stagnate and then hang out in the spotlight for way too long.

Why are you writing like an autist?

>lesbian

>offers her virginity to a man

what.

I do.

I was thinking more about how *monogatari has degenerated into interminable fillers and likely has no strategy for wrapping the story up.

I.e. trainwreck incoming

>taking all the bullshit that monkey spews serious
She's a dyke, stop being delusional

Snail, bat or doll

Those three are shit.

Is your sister the same as this?
Although more on point it's unfortunate Nisio will leave college life open when Sodachi is still troubled in college. Although considering everything she would probably still graduate even if with minimum attendance.

>not offering your virginity to your best friend
It doesn't have to mean anything

She isn't straight or full on lesbian but actually bisexual. I am not sure why its so hard for people to understand?

Mantis the only legitimate choice.

Dude she offered him her ass

Bisexuality is a thing

And that thing is her

Monkey is a lesbian who also wants to fuck Araragi, initially because he fucks Crab.

Bi doesn't mean you like one guy, it means you like both genders.

I don't know if you've been following the novels or just the anime, but in the books the main story has already wrapped up pretty elegantly. The new stuff is all side stories that barely involve Araragi.

She's just a lesbo who teases Araragi, that's all.
Why are you faggot so retarded?

Then she isn't a true lesbian dyke then if she likes a guy regardless if she is special. All it means she isn't a whore that goes for every dick or puss that comes in her path.

So it's becoming the Seinfeld of Naruto then...

This tbqh. She's a lesbian who greatly admires Araragi as a role model, and teases him with her body because she knows he won't make a move. If he actually expresses any intention to escalate things, she'd lose interest immediately.

I've got to go with the loyal life partner who can bring the bantz and the love simultaneously.

Didn't she give him a handjob?

>Seinfeld of Naruto
Whatever you say bruh

Seems like you're the one who's retarded. She said she liked boys in Hana you dense faggot.

Probably not, but if she did it was not consensual.