This woman traded a packet of McDonald’s dipping sauce for a VW

>Michigan woman trades one ounce of highly coveted Szechuan McNugget sauce for 2004 Volkswagen GTI because ‘Rick and Morty’ fans are ridiculous
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Fucking reddit.

Guy def thought she’d be impressed and fuck him. God damn that’s sad.

you legit couldn't pay me to own a VW

this idiot is going to be paying for maintenance with her ass once the VW dealer takes everything else she's got

I can't blame her for jewing a retard who probably has a superiority complex when he talks to others. Good on her.

is that really a woman?

men are fucking idiots

I doubt it shell use it til theres a mechanical problem then dump it on the road and have the plates removed

Goddamn I miss my MKIV GTI.

My MKVI GLI just isn't as fun.

Yea, but the retard got the better deal in the swap.

KEK so fucking true

HIGH
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IQ
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Didn't one of the dipping sauce sell for like $15k or something online?

I'd spunk in her trunk, if you know what I mean.

Good for her. May more people take advantage of these idiots obsessed with this Rick and Morty bullshit. The guy she traded with is going to have serious regret and she's going to have a working car.

>degenerates driving die Auto für die Deutsche Volk
Just end my sufferings senpai.

>woman taking picture of object

youtube.com/watch?v=CTDclOPKqt8

>michigan gets on pol.
>autist and roastie combine to make a full retard story
Fuck

>tfw it's true

My abs computer failed and almost killed me by not only turning off power steering but also locking the gear. I came in to the dealership in panic and they acted like it was a normal occurrence and wanted 3k to fix it. Apparently it happens to like 4/5 vw

Never again

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A VEE-DUBYA MORTY

By the looks of that woman that is hands down the best decision she's ever made.

I saw a guy with a Szechuan dipping sauce t shirt the other day and I wanted to kick him so hard in his dick that he'd never have kids but then I remembered he was a middle aged man in a rick and Morty shirt. That ship probably sailed a long time ago.

You are pretty fucking Beta if you do'nt have a Golf GTi-mk1. Any newer than that is for posers and fags. Bought mine for 300 bucks, its worth 10.000 as it stands right now.

>woman

Can't blame her. It's the person who gave her the car who is retarded

Psycotic people holy shit

>retard who probably has a superiority complex when he talks to others
R&M's cancerous fanbase and reddit in a nutshell

This is what a real car looks like...

In exchange for the value of a basically worthless used car (which is a recurring expense to maintain, people donate the things all the time just to be rid of them), you get to be the guy who traded a car for a packet of sauce.

the sauce is probably worth more than the car

$25,700 USD.
119 bids.
ebay.com/itm/Rick-and-Morty-Authentic-McDonalds-Szechuan-Sauce-/132347818888

>checked
kek'd

Legit or fake news? With Rick and Morty fanboys you can never tell apart.

>you legit couldn't pay me to own a VW
I understand, your Saturn is much better.
America's finest automotive engineering.

False.

This is what a car looks like

>wman

>woman

I'm donating my 96' 6.5 TDI because it's a worn-out POS that's gonna cost me $2K to keep onna road for a year

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

In all sincerity I want a police interceptor. I'd then murder it out, bolt on a supercharger, drop the automatic for a T56 6-speed, and beat the piss out of the car everywhere I go. All for under $8k

Marauders are pretty badass. Wouldn't be my first choice, but I'd love to have one.

I've thought about getting a CVPI too. Good value.

How much of a boot licker do you have to be to drive a cop car as a civilian.

why did you pick saturn of all vehicles? they don't even make those anymore, do they? I can't even remember the last time I saw one...but then I don't actually hang out with poor people so idk

is this projection? are you a saturn owner?

That's why Japanese cars are best selling in US

That's what I was wondering.

>Niger thinks people want "cop cars" because they're bootlickers

So the Ford taurus, explorer, Suburban, and impala are all off limits as well because cop cars are made from them? I personally want one because they're great cars. Can be built as high end as your wallet is deep and even then it still comes out to pennies compared to other vehicles because parts are a dime a dozen. Not to mention they're large cars and I'm a big guy.

i've never watched Rick and Morty

what am i missing?

>woman

Gr8 b8

for you

For you

That's a man

maybe thats a picture of the man before he gave the car away

We're reaching peak levels of capitalism.

More like the guy just aquired a $20,000 pay check and the hipster whore got a shitty 10+year old VW worth no more than 5g's

My brother bought a VW Golf GTI, he despises the thing, it drives fast sure but it breaks down every 4 months and he has to pay out the ass

Stop insulting her penis

Early saturns were actually really great cars, it wasnt until GM made them clones of chevys that they became shit.

I fucking love cars like this. It's one of my life goals to own a car like town car or crown vic.

>tfw I also fell for the VW meme (2002 Jetta)

don't buy them, the interior of your car will fall apart piece by piece, the electronics will start fucking up, and your transmission can take a shit on you at any time.
I'm basically going to run mine into the ground and maybe get a Ford or Toyota next time. Tired of dealing with all the bullshit this car comes with.

>Oh it's raining? Here let me open the sun roof for you automatically
>oh it's night time? fail to let you turn on the interior gauge lights
>oh you need to put it into drive? solenoid won't release the stick from N to D.
>oh your mechanic forgot to put your tire key back in your car? That'll be $40... oh you bought the wrong one 16 cogs instead of 15? Lol, that's another $40, no returns.
>oh you think your transmission is fine? Here let me jerk the fuck out of it to remind you at any time you'll be without transportation when I shit on you.
>oh you need something fixed or replaced? "lol, this is a car shop, not a specialized German engineered autobahn approved shop, go to the dealership
>oh you need to go to the dealership? It's only a 2 hour drive to a city that has one, and that'll be $800 to change your spark plugs

Thankfully my car has never left me on the side of the road, ever, in 12 years of owning it. bought it at 30k miles, now at 115kmiles. It's been a good car, but already it's starting to fall apart. If I can make it to 300k I'll be alright.

That Taurus SHO is an amazing car. I've had mine 6 years and never had a problem with it besides the weather stripping coming off the doors which was an easy fix.

A cartoon about science fiction the main character does some sort of a time warp thing and goes back to a time when mcdonalds had szechuan sauce and now people are wasting their life saving on an oz of 30 yr old sauce

That one pack of sauce can't be $20k

would bang, even though she has weird hair and tats.

>The punchline to the 30-second rant he goes on about the sauce is that there is no real purpose in life, and the sauce is just a stand-in for the philosophical absurdity of existential meaning; apparently some fans didn’t get the joke, and have actually made it their life’s ambitions to get their hands on some incredibly hard to find Szechuan dipping sauce.

HAHAHA these retards don't even get the meanings of the jokes in the show they worship

I'm from region, where this pieces of shit are something like civics in US. It's shitty, sterile and heavy as fuck. We hate them.

Yeah VW is a disgusting company, what kind of a nazi idea was it anyway that everyday men should be able to own a car instead of it just being a plaything for the rich and that a vast network of highways should connect the core provinces of germany, wouldn't expect any less from the country who invented the automobile in the first place, fucking socialists

Fucking Tulip Mania

>gti
theres your problem. vw is literally the people's car. It's meant to be driven with a 1.6 petrol or 1.9 diesel engine. Any other engine is a fucking nightmare to maintain.

>This woman traded a packet of McDonald’s dipping sauce for a VW
Is this a glitch in the matrix or has capitalism officially jumped the shark?

user's car after all renovations

Well, the women did a bad business deal then. Typical.

That shit happened to me in the middle of baltimore on the goddamn road.

plot twist: car comes with a free dead body in the trunk.

although its hurrdurrsportyandshit, it's slow and understeering front wheel drive hatchback

>automatic
>complains about transmission
>can't change your own spark plugs
>car is falling apart after 100k miles
ask me how i konw you're a woman or a weak millenial nu-male

>picks a company that failed 15 years ago
>forgets about Aero, Ford, and Chevy
You're a special kind of retard, Baldasarr

Why did you get so triggered? Are you a Saturn owner?

Cue the standard R&M fan post about high IQ.

Not that's a whole bottle and she only had one small packet.

>das Auto
>das Deutsche Volk
ftfy

ayo hol up

Never buy foreign shit cars. They always send us the worst of their manufacturing runs leaving the rest for themselves

>>Michigan woman trades one ounce of highly coveted Szechuan McNugget sauce for 2004 Volkswagen GTI because ‘Rick and Morty’ fans are ridiculous

isn't McDiarrhea going to be making more of this crap sauce anyway?

Came here to post this

2wycked is my dream car.

This is what the Szechuan sauce guy drives now

Check this out, people are beyond saving at this point.The guy definitely got a win win from this situation. Got rid of an old car that probably needs work and aquired an item that allows you to put a nice down payment on a brand new vehicle

This

I own a p71 though. Marauders are rare where I live

that quote is from the article I don't even watch the show

SHO has quite a bit of power too. AWD if I'm not mistaken so you can actually plant all that torque too.

>VW

Damn she got ripped off.

Vielen vielen dank

VW was nazi ideology so it had to be (((subverted)))

They're specially engineered so you can't do anything yourself and there are always things to fix, they are built to break down and when they do that's more business for (((VW)))

(Not my car btw I just posted one that looks similar)

That's a whole bottle user. She had one small packet. The are going for like $80 on ebay.

I wish North Korea had the ability to completely decimate America with nuclear arms

hey baby

>woman
seems iffy