Who is the densest MC?

Who is the densest MC?

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She used to be 100% retard, not like those silly-but-cute characters.

Me

The densest metal in the world.

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Who are you?

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he's all the onii-chan's in the world as one dense fucker

World's End Harem MC.

he's not dense. he understands what they want from him and simply refuses for stupid reasons.

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and that makes him dense.
He's not understanding the severity of his situation. He is one fifth of the remaining male populace and wants to just do nothing while trying to find a cure.
Ignoring the fact he is going to succeed because this series is bullshit, he's risking his own life not helping humanity dying before he can find a cure.

>He's not understanding the severity of his situation.
He fully understands it, he just doesn't give a shit

this shit right here.

if someone called natsuru a parody of dense MCs I'd beleive them

That fuck from Infinite Stratos.

"Dense" usually is used to refer to MCs that are oblivious of sexual advances on them.

do you walk girls home gently?

This, i will fuck since they're seducing me. We could become sex friends and probably develop "one-sided" feelings for her, but i would never think of it as a declaration of love.

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Diamond, because it's the hardest metal.

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Fite me.

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Onii-sama is not dense, far from it. He chooses to ignore everything as to not upset any power balances.

You just pretending to be retarded,right?

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Dense is Ichika or normal fightan shonen protags (Namely Ichigo and Luffy).

Beta is World's End Harem MC and pic related (2/3rds of pic related use the crazy woman excuse to justify their betaness)

Are you?

>onii sama
>dense
>implying hes not sitting on a gigantic pile of complicated relations and intrigue
mind you anyone not powerful enough to keep up will probably die in order to get him to do certain things.
being a literal walking unblockable nuke that can hit anywhere on the globe is a serious bitch, addition his mother might be the single worst person ever, considering what his family has done to him.
seriously he should just nuke the lot and just go back to making shit like giving the public the ability to fly and whatnot.

>Diamond
>Hardest
>Metal

There is so much wrong with this

it has to be pretend

Kid Goku

Everyone knows that Diamond is Unbreakable.

Are you sure about that? youtube.com/watch?v=J6hN5jugrPk

Don't be silly. Everyone knows that diamond is one of the hardest metals (If not THE hardest metal) known the man.

Is this when dense harem MCs peeked? It's like Japan's not even trying anymore.

Dense MCs probably did peak at IS and stay in shonen.

Now its an arms race between the beta male and the pseudo alpha.

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Accept no substitutes.

dense as in stupid or dense as in theres a lot to him/her?

This

Diamond is not a FUCKING metal

He wasn't dense though, just intentionally obtuse, and that's why he lost everything.

>He was faking it the whole time

The absolute mad man

Even his imouto?
I kind of ragequited this.

you'll learn the truth when you take chemistry in HS.

Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows:

Pocket-protected scientists built a wall made of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond travelling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall made of metal into 400 miles an hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted earths orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles an hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused over 10000 wayward planes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with over 10000 buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall travelling at miles per iron, and the result proved with out a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.

Is that some /sci/ copypasta? Because if not, it should be.

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Context?

It's from when /sci/ didn't even exist.

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That's just a faggot.

It's been a decade since Sup Forums was good.

Look at what we are now.

He's not dense. There is no way for him to tell if she will date him. Some people say girls can show if they are interested by the way they dress, but in that scene she was completely naked therefore impossible to tell.

Maybe it was just the anime but I thought Sena "won" (kind of by default)?

The anime make you believe that but no.
Not even that.

Yeah, she "won"

No he's legit sexually retarded

yes, but it is a substance