Kantai Collection

A new boat appears.

How lewd is she?

Subs are boats.

fuck off

Nice sprite design and arty but holy fuck her voice is grating. She is second to Abukuma in terms of earcancer

Next to Warspite everyone would sound bad. Her voice is lovely.

>not anime
reminder to sage

I want to be woken up by hearing her voice in the morning.

Why no subs in the anime?

Ok son. You can stop now.

Also
>2016
>still not understanding how sage works.

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I was keeping them during that time. My bad.

USS PUEBLO when?

Adding the underwater dynamic would make things confusing, maybe?

They could have at least featured the subs at the base even if there were no underwater battles.

They denied us delicious sub booty.

Well, maybe in S2 after the movie?

Lewd or not, she's another Orel slave girl.

>Kongou.exe has stopped working

And so the Kongou bullying begins.

Iku's status as the main slut of the subgirls is now under threat

Even if she's old and busted, Kongou will be alright.

I hope the bullying is light and in the nature of good banter.

Warspite from her lines clearly wants to be friends with Kongou. I want this to be the focus rather than anything else

Iowa bullying when

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She seems to always be being ridiculed in some way.

I want to lovingly bully Ooyodo.

All boats are ships but not all ships are boats.

>turn her voice off
>she pouts and looks at you in a hurt and angry way

All ships are onaholes but not all onaholes are ships.

You fags would like Myoukou better if she wore her hair down.

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Probably. She'd still be wearing that horrible uniform though

pic related

You're probably right. I'd still prefer Nachi though.

I want to use Amatsukaze's onahole.

Say 1 nice thing about the anime

I liked the episode where they made curry.

dd6 was super good in that one episode

The OP and ED were fun to listen to during Truk Event. That's it, that's the only nice thing I can say about it.

>turn voice off
>proceed to fuck her vigourously
>she has no mouth yet she must scream

I hope a doujin or two picks up on this.

>only unmuting her so she can let out some moans

Todoke Todoke omoi yo todoke

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Sup Forums

Delicious Arashi

Yeah, I'd say Atago and Takao have one of the better looking 'uniform' uniforms in this.

Cool girl.

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I wonder how sweaty her feet get in those boots.

Cute and flat

She's my favorite of the event. Thank you based Kurogod.

Fart queen.

How rude.

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Is Prinz the kind of girl to get me drunk so she can take advantage of me?

that part where they say wanker in the OP makes me chuckle every time

It's the other way around.

It'd be fun if she were trying to take advantage of my drunken state though. I'd respect her initiative.

how did prinz become pola's drinking buddy?

Everyone at the naval base eventually becomes Pola's drinking buddy, whether they want it or not.

Would Pola support my love for fancy cocktails?

This is a fertile young woman ripe for marriage. Don't let the bullies fool you.

Will she let me lick her sweaty armpits and/or feet?

Even Warspite?

I like bald tight vaginas like a childs. Which ship would I like the most?

Akatsuki.

Especially Warspite. She can't run, she'll only get sauced tired.

A bit too ripe.

The oldest ship is? Or looking?

Still Bongo

Still Mombote

Kashima and Hamakaze have old woman grey hair.

Explain this lizard's appeal.

the new australian girl is cute

Big tits and that's it.

>Dinner with four lovely young ladies
>"Admiral's paying!"
Worth it.

Fluffy and soft.

Ponytails are a youthful hairstyle.

Warspite was launched in 1913.

Is that code for sex with all of them?

But how does one make a lizard fluffy and soft? And for what purpose? And why do we like it?

No. They are not for lewd.

A little overdesigned, but cute, soft glossy skin, fluffy hair, and actually pretty sweet in lines.

>And why do we like it?
You don't question these things, user. Its just how it is, some things are better left not explained.

But I lewd the subs in my head somewhat often.

Maybe they should add Texas as the next American ship. Launched in 1912 and the only surviving battleship to have fought in both world wars.

Houshit is younger than Akagi.

I want to mute Yodo and make her watch me jerk off.

Nah, not seeing it.

Kongou is still older, launched May 1912 and commissioned 2 year before Warspit.

But they have such delectable bodies.

When is Akebono getting a Kai 2?

>master1200
Too hard to click once more?

>金剛は一番とｂｅｓｔデス

Nope. The next Burger-boat will likely be a destroyer judging by how the Italian and German boats were introduced. BB's first, then DD's, followed by cruisers and then a carrier or a sub.

We're more likely to get Tirpitz than USS Texas.

>why do we like it?
Soft things are nice, fluffy things are also nice, soft and fluffy things are extra nice.

>But how does one make a lizard fluffy and soft?
Feed it lots of onigiris.

Warspite fought in both world wars - and I mean properly fought. Americans didn't really fight in WWI, nor did they do much work with their navy in Europe.

Plus Burger boats are shit. Iowa is a mess.

kongo was basically the oldest ship to see combat in ww2.She is older than texas as well.

Granny Kongou shall never be dethroned from her spot as the oldest kanmusu.

Funnily enough Kongou and Texas were launched on the same day, although Texas still took a year longer than Kongou to be commissioned and go into service.

I-19? More like Slut-19 amirite?

Is she aware of how lewd she is?

Fuck off Novemberfag.