Scandinavia thread

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kebabs not welcome

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>tfw my government's administration will probably be heavily left-wing after the election that's in 12 days
help me senpaitachi, I don't want more Mohammeds here

Explain this Nordlings
therooster.com/blog/icelands-casual-sex-culture-most-liberal-world-it-comes-cost

Say thanks to Spain swedecucks, now you're in second place in the ranking of the most cucked countries in the world.

I'll explain it by telling you to get the fuck out of here Ivanovich

You can stay

>kebabs not welcome

That is not what your governments say

Can i into Nordic?

won't post in here further but I wish I could go back to the home of my genetic line, much respect and love

can you learn how to build houses properly?

>You can stay
how dare you speak to me like that
got just as much Norwegian blood flowing through these veins as yours do, boy

lmao get fucked colonycuck
be glad i even accept your kind in here, you're literally discount greenland

I've been here two months and can't find good scandinavian food anywhere, but there's fucking kebab pizza on every corner. Fix your shit Sweden

LARPland. Mofos think they're special and never say things that would make them feel uncomfy. They're always polite and cordial but every single moment plot to fuck you over.

Not even two-faced, plain mongrels with a fake facade.

Baltic union when (Fennoscandic cucks not welcome)

me simple no kebab 100% aryan

I can almost feel that 1000 year old feeling of regret of your forefathers for not having migrated to the whitest utopia that ever was

kill yourself. norway was born in 872.

What the fuck is this shit?

My uncle has become wealthy by fixing the shoddy carpentry work done by Polacks.

>77%

Aren't you people something like 30% British?

It puts Norway's start date as the last time it became independent.
Probably same with others, idunno, never been non-independent.

forgot pic

By that logic, both our countries were founded in 1945.

Annexation is not the same as military occupation.
AFAIK germans never formally annexed Denmark, imagine it's the same for Norway.

Hi, I've been to Scandinavian nations for work, for about 2 years, and I'd like to ask.
How do you guys think scandinavia will look in 2050 if immigration is kept at the current rate?

> Den aBsOlUtTe tilstanden på >>>Dansk utdanning

No. Spain still has good food and weather. Sweden is just a cold, wet, "bananas on pizza" Marxist fuck hole.

Wotan will rise.

Honestly not very different from now, we've survived up to this point and here in Norway we re-elected Erna so we'll prioritize ourselves as always. As for Sweden, their bubble is gonna burst eventually

White will be minorities.
Norway under it current "immigration hostile" conservative government took in 26 000 net last year. 50 000 the years prior.
In a population of 5 million that's a lot, considering fertility i approx 1.5 when you deduct foreigners breeding here.

We need nationalistic parties to recover from this, else the natives will be bred out of existence

Can only speak for Sweden and unless something radical is done (more than already HAS been done) Sweden will implode

Reasons:
Difference between native swedes and foreigners is ~18% in emplyoment and it doesnt get any better with the second generation. Also keep in mind that the 18% point gap is calculated from people who have been here for decades. If you only count the migrants from 2015 and forward its around a 5% employment rate.
This puts an enourmous strain on social benefits and wont be maintainable for much longer since Malmö (~70-80% migrant) basically has a budget deficit worse than Greece at its worst because the anemic tax base

Alot of Swedes are speculating in higher housing prices and they have gone up for almost 20 years, so alot of household wealth is tied to property. Prices cannot go up forever however and one way to fix this is to artificially inject people into the housing market. This however doesnt work since most migrants cannot afford to participate so they soak up rental apartments instead.

This is just two things that are looming (Housing crisis in price and avaliability and work related issues). We also have a Islamist party running for public office in 2018, they havent been registered yet but they applied in 2017 so its coming.

so we wont even make it to 2050 if we dont stop this now

Yeah, Sweden could make a very effective spark to light the fire of nationalism, it can still be saved if outsiders are droven out.
But there is still the problem of European decreasing fertility.

ssb.no/innvandring-og-innvandrere/nokkeltall

ssb.no/befolkning/statistikker/flytting/aar

Evening nordanons

Let's hope he does.
In the meantime stock up on food/water and weapons+ammo to be prepared. Especially Sweden.

>eating outside
there's your problem, traditional scandinavian food isn't sold at resturants and stuff like that, you'll have to pick up a cooking book and make it yourself

Come home to me, we cook good food yes
Tacos eller så kör vi grillkväll till sommaren för fan

great awakening when?

Norway is at a 20 year low when it comes to immigration, so while it would be bad, it wouldn't be nearly as bad as I would have predicted just five years ago.

We've had our anti-immigrant party in a coalition government for four years now, and they won the election again last month, meaning they get another four years. They're next goal is to drastically reduce family reunions, and if they can do that, we'll probably have one of the lowest immigration rates in western Europe.

Still, we've gotten to a point where there are far too many of them, and we need to start sending them back. Hopefully the far-right will rise not only in Norway, but across Europe as well. That's our only real hope if we want our grandchildren to still have a place to call home.

When our precious oil reaches 10 billion and we buy the entirety of the middle east for ourselves

>billion
You fucking retard it's TRILLION
We have more than 8 TRILLION in the vault and that's gonna keep growing until we consume the entire earth and rebuild Pangea with our oil money

You're in a city.

Just get some raspe/potetball.

i'm north italian

Dumb fucking sandnigger thinks he's smart posting a pic of Norway's foreign minister at work in a foreign fucking country.

Go fuck a donkey

I have blue/green eyes and dark blond hair, am I nordic?

Tallene er ikke enig med deg.

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Nettoinnvandring: år 2016: 26 076 år 2011: 47 033 år 2006: 23 724


2006 er lavere. 11 000 syrere kom til norge i fjor. Takk takk Listhaug, Bra jobba.

FRP er kontrollert av samme hånden dessverre. Stem Alliansen, han har nevnt jodene

I have light brown hair and eyes, and I'm Scandinavian.

Actually thats starting to become the general consensus in both Norway and Denmark.

We are already banning Niqabs, replacing border officers with armed military personnel etc.

Good riddance, I'd have little problem with Mudslimes if it wasnt for the fact that they spit on peoples hospitality and see the West as a brothel.

(Protip: Most muslim chicks are actually 10x more low-key slutty than Westerns - EPSECIALLY Turks)

oh no you aren't

Burger with nord ancestors here. Family lived in Norway until the end of Nazi occupation, when they moved to America. Do I count?

I wouldn't mind, Poland is bro-tier.

Once had a coffee with some Polskis that was illegally working at painfully low salaries.
Polacks work their fucking ass off and have an amazing work ethic.

have the jews fucked with your dns today flag?
ie does it work to do a lookup on bing.com?

The jews have fucked with mine(get), and I do not like it. I bet it's jews and cia niggers, out to get my fish

Laugh is on you jews! I don't store my secret fishing spots on the computer, nor any fish they are in the fridge

Kuwaitis are pretty based.

Only ever met a few, but they are on par with Syrian refugees.
They actually don't shit all over the countries they migrate to and some even didn't want Mosques to be erected her, kudos.

no unless you were born here you're not a man of the north, you're just a poser

Befriended a Latvian guy while we were working at a building site. He drove the excavator. Asked him cause summer was approaching, you going vacation?
- Yea, next weekend.
mfw 2 days summer vacation, he spent it digging for a friend.

Fuck off, Ali.

It could go both ways.

Honestly most people here want a Danish/European family and don't want to mingle with sandniggers, however people aren't outspoken about it because muh raysism.

It's just the roasties, roasties will always exist.

ITALIANS ARE BETTER THAN OTHER HUMANS

we know that Haraldur

Eat shit Tormund, I'm hardcore anti-immigration and I don't want sandniggers on my clay but credit is given where credit is due.

Fucking mountain ape get out

Yeah we be fucked.

Why are you even called Iceland, you got fucking geysers and shit, Greenland is the icy one.

Insane work ethic, however it can't be healthy.

Get some moose stew, I'm sure the swedes make that too, lots of moose there

I really like it, they don't sell whale there you see because they are a bunch of homosexuals, boar i also good. It's an old newcomer so I don't know the name on the dishes, they probably aren't making ribs before christmas

Yeah, just invite all the Polacks, Syrians and Kuwaitis to come live in Denmark, while pretending to be anti-immigration.

If you don't know what that is you are not a true northerner.

Off topic
But why is there suddenly such a huge influx of Icelandic chicks in Denmark?

Seriously it's crazy, I only just noticed it a few months ago and it's only chicks.
They all look like an average sjw roastie though.

it came many during the "crisis" too many....
it's only been a couple of thousand this year and they have shut down shitloads of those camps they have to go to, but yes we're pissed as fuck about it and want them to start deporting, it's safe there now and I bet only like 0.06 percent came from Syria

>Being so gay you enjoy pulling that much shit out of your ass

>mfw Denmark is 10x less cucked than Norway

They need dane cock. All the men in Iceland are natural cuckolds due to having been part of norway and denmark

Multebær is so fucking disgusting holy shit

this is true, it was great numbers last year after still that flow came in the start of the year, then the y shut it down

They need to start deporting the shits, none of them should get asylum, and I doubt they will. The process can take up to 7 years and so, syria is safe enough now

Are you retarded? I mean, your posts are right there, yet you're trying to deny them.

I've always digged Icelandic chicks but even a Icelandic roastie is a roastie.

>He asks if I'm retarded
I gave a comment on the few Syrian and Kuwaitis I've met.

I never stated I want them in my country, please control your autism because it's starting to show.

Molte, I earned a lot of shekels as a kid picking those, yet I have never learned to fancy them, guess I don't want to eat money

People are crazy about those and it's just certain areas they grow

How many non roastie women are in our country brormand?
Though we can agree you shouldn't settle for foreign roasties.

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You were essentially gagging on their cocks.

The jam is fucking amazing tho

A surprising lot actually, you just have to avoid larger cities.
Skive and Herning are pretty right-winged desu

>Though we can agree you shouldn't settle for foreign roasties.
Nordic countries should stick together
Lord knows we are importing a litteral fuckton of problems each year so lets not bicker with eachother until that problem has been solved

Can you still eat bacon in denmark, or have the mussies gotten to it?

AHA!

So it wasn't the jews or cia niggers, it was the italian mafia that stole my dns to try and get my fish
>I'm onto you

What you gonna do NordKEK? Absolutely nothing, that’s what you’ll do. In cyberspace and IRL. We'll come and go as we please.

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>tfw stuck on djævleoen

>literally more pigs than people
Bacon is still safe Sven

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>italians
>better
toppest of kekkest my friendest

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The men are, the women still want that nigger cock, just look at statistics of what genders vote for which parties. Yeah we are blessed with some based women but as a majority they drag us down.

Hi I am a Minnesotan, am I allowed. We eat the most Lutefisk in the world cause we are sappy gimmicky fucks. We also employ a watered down knockoff of Nordic Socialism.

What has your slavic shithole ever invented?

Snownigger subhuman. I hope your family gets cancer.

No one is touching our bacon.
No one.

Not only Zealand though, Aalborg and Aarhus are super leftist.
Zealand is a shitty place though.

You are not getting my fish (((EU)))
I like Ebeltoft, randers and lokken, been there a lot

don't know about politics and so though, we never talk about that you know. Except when it comes to shitskins and niggers, we don't like those

there are more of us there than here actually, aren't there like 10 million or so there?
We're 5.2 too here now but that includes shitskins with citizenship(for now)

Scandinavian food at a resturant? Wut?

>Bacon is still safe Sven
>No one is touching our bacon.
Thats not what ive heard, ive heard of young couples getting abused by migrants for putting pork on their pizza

And i mean abuse varying from people spitting openly on their food to violent chimp out beatings

Is Denmark doing much to stop these types of...things i guess doing that?