What do you want, dad?

What do you want, dad?

your virginity

You don't have to tell me what happened at school today, but you do have to eat all the eggs.

*unzips dick*

So, um, do you know if that director of yours is single?

>iPod nano
We /2007/ now

just to remind you, that even tho I've been dead and gone so long, I'm proud of you, and I love you.

Why are you in my house?

And why are you calling me Dad?

S-sorry I'll go and fuck your mom instead.

Best Idol.

*Mom

I told you to call me mom now.

Take a shower first before lying on your bed, you'll get germs on the pillow and covers

Can you explain why I am hovering over you right now, young lady?

Is Uzuki going to call P "Daddy" too?

Yep

Hikigaya?

Succ me

Damn these stupid sexy school swimsuits

Holy sameface

Yukari is Minami's imouto while Miyu is Minami's mother

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Crime time with Rin?

is this from doujin?

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Don't think so, I think it was just an observation

but i want doujins like this kind of art

no new Kisaragi Gunma

>Miyu will be your slave
>Minami will be your waifu
>Yukari will be your master

>Your mom will never dress like a Japanese hooker from the Edo Period

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>26

You're going to wrinkle your uniform, if you sleep like that, hurry up and get changed. Did you even do your homework yet? Even if you're smart, you're going to be sorry if you can't get to good college.

...Are you still happy with that old generation mp3 player? I could get you a better one...

I got it user, don't worry.

>you will never be the best dad in the world
>so best that your daughteru will brag about it
>so best that she decides the only man she needs in her life is otou-san
>so best that when you die literally everyone she knows comes to console her all at once
>so best that she performs an alchemical ceremony and chops her arm off to bring you back to life

Why are we here? Just to suffer?

Fuck off learn your shit first

Son, I think we need to have a talk about that cross-dressing hobby of yours.

user why

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>wanting your daughter to have an Electra complex
user your supposed to get your daughter to strengthen your genetic lineage not drop it into a hillbillies septic tank.

Nothing. Just wanted you to check out my cool new jetpack.

Ever since your mother left me and you chose to stay with me, I've just been so lonely.

checked

Whoaaa, I got boner quints.

Short hair is Elder God-tier

Freud was a fraud.

That skirt is too short.

That's daddy to you

>We'll never actually get a series that's just a sugary happy family life from the parent's POV.

I want to be arrested by Rin.

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Now she can make tsun duet with the cat.

I told you to call me mom now. Also I fucked your boyfriend. You should get tested.

Why is Rin so hot?

Earrings

"Rin your girlfriend is over. Take good care of her and make sure to wash the bedcloths afterwards. Papa's heading out for drinks with friends."

What a strange way to eat a banana.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Interesting way of consuming a banana

You mean you don't strip down to your underwear before sucking down your banana?

Well, sometimes. But I was referring more to the method in which she, uh, eats it.