Hey kid, hop in. I've got some rock music and pizza in here. You trust me don't ya?

Hey kid, hop in. I've got some rock music and pizza in here. You trust me don't ya?

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What kind of pizza and what kind of rock music? This is very important.

Aaah, n-no thanks, I like other rock, and my waifu is waiting for me at home.

Any kind of beverages in there?

Pepperoni, fresh from the oven. And we've got alllll the rock you want.

How about a lift home? I'm sure your waifu wouldn't want you walking these dark streets alone now would she?

I live in another direction, s-she wanted me to swing by the store.

I really should go, she doesn't want me to speak with strange lolis.

Pepperoni is poor sausage, bacon or salami is much higher quality meat.

>Pepperoni, fresh from the oven.
Oh, I don't really like pepperoni, I'm a cheese guy myself.

*gets in the drivers seat and slams foot on the pedal*
I'M FEELING BRIGHT
COME BABY COME ON
I SAY TO YOU IT'S ALL RIGHT

I don't know seems kinda shifty to me.

TSUSUKASHI BEST GURL

NO COMPETITION

But Dark Side of the Moon is entry level baby tier. If you want to lure someone you should at least have some King Crimson or Rainbow, you fucking pleb

Change pizza to kebab and rock to megadeth and i'll trust ya

Only plain cheese? Kind of a boring pizza desu, not even fresh mushrooms or peppers, on?

Give me prog rock then we'll talk

Sorry, mom told me not to talk to little girls

I'm not the biggest Floyd fan, but there's nothing wrong with DSOM.

>little girls
>not loli

GTFO or L2YBP

Plain cheese and vanilla ice cream for me, please.

King Crimson is entry level as fuck too though.

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That's a bold statement.
What's some advanced stuff in your world?

Don't fall for it guys, they took me into a back alley and put stuff up my butt while Astral Weeks by Van Morrison played in the background.

Also the beer was slightly warm and the pizza was only just above average and they had no napkins.

>smirnoff

>no napkins.
Monsters.

Do you have any Megadeth?

King Crimson is terrible compared to stuff like Gentle Giants, Cardiacs or Magma.

Sounds legit. What could possibly go wrong?

You Onii-philes make me sick, seek help.

Worst comes to worst I feel like I could take a loli in hand to hand combat if it really came down to it.

If she was playin some Camp Lo I might jump in.

This, my waifu runs a meat packing plant, she knows these things, she says pepperoni is by far the shittiest kind of sausage, it's cheap and the meat is low quality and cured with salt, often with an artificial casing.

There's much better meat to put on a pizza.

Another guy, but I think Alice Cooper is pretty cool

>Worst comes to worst I feel like I could take a loli in hand to hand combat if it really came down to it.
Yeah, and I could take down a bear.
Do you have a 20 foot dick, too?
Fuck off.

>I feel like I could take a loli in hand to hand combat if it really came down to it
Are you crazy user? Do you know how strong those lolis are?

What about an aggressive superloli high as a kite on illegal drugs?

What, you gonna take on this?

Do you have any scandi metal?

You got any Electric Wizard in there?

If not I'm out.

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Do you have any rap? If I wanted to listen to rock , I would go to a vinyl record store in the old part of town. Is the Pizza vegan btw?

What a fag.

Sorry mister, we don't serve fat skeletons.

Fool me once, I headpat you. Fool me twice...

Fuck u

Kek

>Van Morrison
Seriously though, why do you like it? I listened him and it bored me. English is also not my first language, so it could be that.

Did my sister ask you to pick me up?

I watched this show today and tsukiko is a miracle of the universe

I will only get in if you play some dank ass death metal. Like Nile or Condemned.

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got any Neo-psych?

Most of his stuff is boring shit.
Astral Weeks however is one of the most acclaimed albums of all time, he got lucky once.

If you still find that one boring, then I guess that kind of floaty psych folk music just isn't for you.

I'll give it a try one more then.

Pepperoni is more of a seasoning than a topping. The quality of the meat isn't important when it's effectively 100% salt and fat. I'm not saying that's a bad thing, mind, just that comparing it to the more substantial meats that can be put on a pizza is apples to oranges.

"The left!"
"I won't let you get in front of me!"
Seconds later...
"NANDATO!"

>The quality of the meat isn't important when it's effectively 100% salt and fat
It's not even good seasoning though, I have never had pepperoni which isn't poor or at the very best mediocre, I've always felt it held any pizza I've tried it on back.

Ok, but will I be raped? please be honest.

It's not rape if you like it.

What is wrong with getting raped by a loli/lolis again? I mean its not rape if you like it, especially if you cum.

Not too mention these are weak girls giving you free sex, turning that down makes you gay. Besides men can't get raped by women, especially lolis.

>men can't get raped by women
They can, though.

>Not too mention these are weak girls
Lolis are very strong, they can easily beat me up.

>Not too mention these are weak girls

Confirmed for never having been loli-raped. Those little bastards are deceptively strong and rely on group tactics and deception to get what they want.

>letting your purity be sullied

Slut

You won't be saying that when your time comes and they get you.

Sorry, little girl, I trust, really. I even like pizza. I just prefer instrumental hip-hop.

If you don't have pineapple pizza and post-rock music I'm calling the police.

is this the lowkey music rec thread?
youtube.com/watch?v=vUV05js6UPc

sorry loli i'm not 14 anymore, I don't listen to my dads music any more

Sorry onii-chan, it's hard to get a good ass-fucking rhythm going when you're waiting for a crescendo 20 minutes from now.

Nice try vile creature, but I've known for a long time that loli hates pizza! I'm not going to fall for your schemes, no matter how cute you are.

I-I'm not falling for that my dad fell for it that's how he got pregnant with me!

I bet you live in Vancouver.

>image for ants

>He thinks he has any possibilities

>pineapple pizza

This pizza

Do you have The Eagles?

I just hate the fucking Eagles, man.

Wow, absolutely dreadful.

was Gordon wrong `

If it sold more than 74 copies, it's no good.

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>the size of the fucking crust
>sauce reaching all the way to the edges on some slices
>cheese so gooey and full of oil it takes the toppings with it when you pick up a slice, pain in the ass
>all that fucking grease piling up on the middle
>THIN CRUST

no, gordon was not wrong. that pizza is shit. however, it's still pizza.

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I tactically draw my authentic milspec .22 1911 reproduction and fire twoshots center mass. I use the distraction to take cover behond the door and tactically draw my .45 hipoint from its uncle mikes ankleholster and proceed to empty the magazine at point blank distance then withdraw when i see that i all my shots failed to hit the hostile but took down a troupe of girlscouts she no doubt called in as back up

Sup Forums has been getting a bit too culinary for me lately.

the joke
------------>
your head

>vomit-inducing yellow shit on your pizza

Cat is awesome but dog is even better.

Actually it's the other way around my friend

i hope u got some king crimson in there too

>Is the Pizza vegan btw?
>vegan

/l/ group photo

who's not on here?

>Yotsuba
Delete this.

>milspec .22

>sexualizing the lolis
dont

>boards.fireden.net/a/thread/145675450/
Damn, I was just joking.
But, that loli thread got deleted by Mods for real.

I think there's something wrong with my loli.

As a New Yorker, this is a war crime

>new yorker
>having the gall to call someone else out on shitty pizza

Oh yeah and where do you get your "gourmet" pizza?