Rock/pol/

Meanwhile, on rock/pol/....

me ooga
nig booga

oo oo me stay away from big nose tribe big nose tribe thief

Oga booga, I've twisted my ankle. I bet it's fault of the long nose tribe.

BRAAAPAA BRAAAAPAA

Where my reparations?
#takeaknee

day of rock soon

Bix n00d muhfugga

you bonobo
wanna boog boog my poopoo?

>ooga booga i hate people who arent the same colour as me

ooh! ooh! ooh! ah! ah! ah! ooga booga holocaust no happen

redberry me on men of long-nose tribe

how do get out of berrpicking?

>be freedom tribe
>big nose tribe chief say he give sharp stick and boogalina if he can cut my little ooga's skin off
>me want boogalina and sharp stick
>big nose tribe chief cuts me skin off around me little ooga
>get no boogalina or stick
>me die because red come out
big nose bestest friend

>We'll wipe out these subhuman Homo Erectus soon enough
>Neanderthal ethnostate when?
>Our superior genes will prevail!

Oog like Roog and Mooty, Oog have big head.

brown man bad uggh oog

WE WUZ NEANDERTHALZ

Ban pointy rocks.

Dookin ur dookers

ITT: The literal state of the left.

we have to nuke ourselves. if we do not fire this weapon and willingly destroy ourselves, the actors covering up the wisdom of our race will ensure we are lost to the flow of time. with this last ditch effort, we can send a single message into the future. "we were here"

Me long-nose tribe no killie
Me do order

>Boogas
>Cro Magnon

>WALKING ON TWO LEGS

Why need long pointy stick? Real ooga fight with fists. Think of small boongas

>Go to big water to fish and trade
>Gone for several moons
>Come back to cave
>Rockfu no longer bleeds
>Rockfu get fat
>Rockfu has child inside her
>Child is born
>Child's skin is color of crow feathers
>Hair like wool

Why child look like burnt wood? Is magic? Rockfu insist dark southern tribe only friends. Wat do?

the evolution theory as an explanation for the history of life on Earth is not valid
endosymbiosis cannot occur without eukaryotes, yet endosymbiosis is means by which eukaryotes came into existence
repent of your wicked ways

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redbug me on fire

fire pretty, fire hot! fire make hand...into chicken?

Underrated.

DEATH TO THE LONG-NOSE TRIBE!
REMEMBER, TRIBESMEN, WE MUST RISE UP AND SECURE THE EXISTENCE OF OUR TRIBE! OOGA OOGA!
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>ITT: The literal slate of the left
Ftfy

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>Ungbunga
Me beat motherfucker with another motherfucker.

We wuz kangz n’ sheeit.

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>be based prokaryote
>get hungry
>eat faggy mitochondria
>tfw can't digest it
>tfw this nigger has the audacity to shit inside of you
>digest its poop instead
>surprisinglynutricious.jpeg
Why would this be impossible?

big nose tribe wan to bring ungabunga HOMO gaypien to mix with us bik stronk neandethal

Shiny sky stick hit water and make ribosomes
Me see it, I swear

MUHFUGGIN BIX NOOD

Why long nose tribe have all the rain?
>be ooga
>booga in the savannah
>see long nose tribe pouring rain all over their bony boogas
>why no drink rain
>charge ooga 10 berries to drink
>cant find any rain anywhere when long nose tribe around
>hope day of the rock will come soon to kill long nose tribe

must make tribe last long, keep small oogs safe

Why Oogalina always hunt with black Ooga? Do Oogalina not like me?

Top lel

Oogalina not want gift of man-stick. Too small.

Hibiruz n shit

>Be current ugg
>No own stick

Why are you so berrypicker Ugnon?

Me dont like black Ooga, black Ooga take Oogalina. Me sad

my friend ouaga has stone end stick
long nose tribe take it away though

XD great

you guys ever think there is more to life than just eating gophers and slaying boi pucci?

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take southern tribe women for own. bring big rocks
fire burn. fire hot. fire power.
Oogalina like getting rocked by bigger peereed
turn sad to mad. get many rocks

Hey, wait a minute, is this thread trying to create additional issues for Sup Forums to disagree on? Is this a psyop to make Sup Forums divided on how Stone Age Sup Forums should have been?

>tfw you never find beautiful woman
>tfw you never hit with club
>tfw you never ooga her booga with dooga

>Mountain tribe bow to long-nose tribe
>they contact faery gods
>ebil magic like abilities
>Control freedom tribe with an stone but fair fist
>Own huts & food from mountain to river
>starting royal blood line
>Will build big big town past other river (named long-nose town obviously)

>BE ME
>BE UN-EVOLVED MAMMAL
>pretty comfy
>WAIT, WHATS THAT SOUND ?
>listening.mp3
>"OONGA BOONGA"
>Ohfuck.jpg
>Suddenly, 2 legged monster running through long grass towards me and my family
>REEEEEE i scream
>fellow found hogs begin to scatter
>i make brave stand against the two legged monsters
>REEEEEEE i scream again
>TWO LEGGED MONSTER PICKS UP THE FUCKING ROCK I WAS JUST SITTING NEXT TO
>THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>GTFO.gif

Ground* hogs jej

Booga off berrypicker.

Dark ooga here. Why do light oogas hate us? We ooga the same booga on the inside.

Oog

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OOGA BE CHAMOOGA[Serbian for nigger]

>ooga dindu nufin

At last, a primitive species with which we may impregnate and observe their evolution

azure-eye yellow hair tribe try to destroy native land of all tribe.
but us tiny eye tribe ally with big-nose tribe
drink their blood
make us strong
send rock thrower har-is to destroy cave of azure-eye yellow hair tribe
now no caves for them
big nose tribe and tiny eye tribe rule supreme

Yellow ape have best cave painting pit, all others only holes.

Ogga ogga. Me no like the merchant tribe to, they no hunt but they always everything

So how do I stop getting my rocks off? It's a problem.

Detroit: the thread

the big nose tribe give me fruit many moons ago, now big nose tribe demand more fruit in return, call me fruit thief and anti-big-nose-tribe

thinking of throwing big nose tribe into fire pit

stop watching cave painting

No me like cave painting.
Like painting of woman and monster most

Me eat big, me GET big
COME ONNNNN

you be big nose, merchant is bad. You need to go back

back to /r9rock/

>Men of oo/g/a have thing call bronze.
>Me want buy spear from oo/g/aman
>oo/g/aman take no stones, want money from sky
>sky money make me angry, me kill him
>me take spear

>Wake up
>me go to stone market, want buy new stones
>see hot ungabunga
>try speak ungabunga
>mammoth meat fall out of pocket
>ohshit.cavepainting
>me run back to cave crying
>berrypicker as fuck

>anti-big-nose-tribe

this Jeneius.

OOGA BOOGA

What are these savages up to, ol' bean. Why; they seem to be cave dwelling savages if I must say so myself. Quite ghastly. Welp, time to get out the Smith and Wesson muskets.

Found bad people
THEY USE WITCH CRAFT!!!!
MUST KILL BAD TRIBE
grab stick and rocks hunt other tribe

me from orange man tribe. me laugh when orange man fall and burn. we no can let orange man know secret of atlatl.

Pure as we begin.
Here we have a stone.
Where all da white wimmin at?

Don't steal my rock!

ooga booga me no like this
delete now ooga booga or me put you in world of hurt

Big nose tribe collect all shiny rock. Now catch fish all day to have one small shiny rock.

Kek

big nose tribe says we are all equal ooga booga

Berry picker af

>be walking to twin rocks to do trading with sand tribe
>see member of long nose tribe I did cave painting with many moon ago
>man of long nose tribe say to me stay away from twin rocks during the next sun
>what mean he?

You failed to assembly the silver monkey

Me must oogah the boogah uf muh white race und mak gud fucher childrend!

nignoog steal my new invention

kek

me am pay three shell and two shiny pebble for stick that throw sharp stick long way

now is time for berrypicker to become head of tribe!

kongs!

That looks like the Knicks vs. the Hornets

Me invent net, catch many more fish than Og need.
Og give fish to shadow skin of Gibs tribe
48 more lunar cycles of Og!