THERE IS NO OTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD BUT THE US

THERE IS NO OTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD BUT THE US.

THERE IS NO OTHER TIME ZONE IN THE WORLD THAN EST.

THERE IS NO OTHER LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD BUT (AMERICAN) ENGLISH.

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youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Bataan
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bataan_Death_March
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THERE IS NO OTHER CURRENCY IN THE WORLD BUT THE AMERICAN US DOLLAR.

THERE IS NO PREISDNET IN THE WORLD BUT MR TRUMP.

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FINLAND!

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shut the fuck up colonial

we invented timezones,we decide when its your tea time,we decide when the german can stop working

the atomic clock is in the uk.

and there is only english,pic related you fat fuck

RULE BRITANNIA

I think you mean MST fag

*chomps burger*

So if I drove my car backwards to work, would that make me a better driver since I'm not doing it the simple way?

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS HEALTH CARE
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS EDUCATION
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS FORESKIN

USA USA USA USA USA

>there’s only english

Rhotic vs non-rhotic. Murcia #1

I've gone 10 years and haven't had to pay a cent in healthcare.

USA USA USA USA USA Mother Fuckers

There is no greater dumb fuck than the American.

Everyone in the universe hates America.

Well I say there is no dumber people than the Austrians.

>austrians

And UKians.

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Christian board

big if true

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GREATEST THREAD EVER
GREATEST COUNTRY EVERY
AMERICA, MY SWEET AMERICA FTW

Why do Americans have such shit-disgusting teeth?
Get a toothbrush, yanks.

HE knows about the non-rhotic Jew. Shut it down, govnah

>American navy

This has got to be bait
Ohhhhh the irony
>stereotypical bong
>big ass rotted chompers
Kek kek kek

fighting for Schlomo takes its toll on ya

Did you know that every Trump supporter each night inserts a life-like replica of Donald Trump in the form of a buttplug directly into his rectum?

This is the American way.

Sure you laugh at them now, but not when you needed them in the world wars.

>American navy
youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw

The Royal Navy of Great Britain.
youtube.com/watch?v=4NXFCDgyanA

Know the difference. It could save your life.

Would you like to know why bongs are on the bottom of that list? Its because you gmarly toothed twats don't go to the dentist for them to find out that your teeth are decayed.

We never needed you.

>coping this hard.

Too much. I'm not reading that.

Þú segir það

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There is a button on the keyboard (pic) It makes your words big when you press it. We call these CAPITALS however you can use it to type in lower case as well.

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12th post best post

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>r-rule b-britannia!
>says the anglo as the police break down his door for not paying his tv license and saying mean things about muslims on the internet

healthcare is useless, just dont get hurt and you're fine. It's your own fault.

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AMERICA IS THE ONLY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THAT MATTERS
FUCK YEAH MURICA

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Americans are not human.

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You didn't land any.

>simplified english
ebonics?

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this isn't in america, this is in mexico. you can identify homo americanus by the shart stain in the panties.

>Be Americunt army armed with guns, cannons and cavalry.
>Be SCALP'd by a ragtag group of primitive tribesman armed only with a collection of shortbows, throwing spears and knives,

The beginning of a long and terrible line of stories involving the US army being absolutely BTFO by savages

Actually, bro, we've landed 19 rockets so far, 17 of them this year.

you are actually reaching back over 100 years to a war we WON AGAINST OURSELVES to prove whatever your point is?!??

You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley...

>Be Bong army with greatest navy on the planet and a global empire
>Run away with your tail between your legs back to Britain after the Germans beat your ass with inferior technology
>Beg America to save you from losing

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I almost forgot; THIS HAPPENED TWICE.

Austria can suck my American D.

Whatever happened to Her Majesty's Fleet?

>EST
real America is on CST and MST

FUCK YOU FAGGOTS!!! USA VS JAPAN ROBOT WARS STARTS NOW ON TWITCH!!!

Fact :Americans are the most powerful people in the world

There’s not even proof other countries even exist. For all I know all these funny looking manlets with fucked up accents could be from New York borough or Georgia.

Sucks for you when your kid disowns you, grows up, and dominates the world, eh mates?

This. Brits are the no.1 cucks in the world.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Bataan
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bataan_Death_March

>Outnumber the Japanese 2:1
>Get MARCH'D.

Not so hot without nukes, eh, yanks?

>calls us cucks

>healthcare is useless, just dont get hurt and you're fine. It's your own fault.
Don't visit any american city then? The niggers have those shitholes more cucked than sweden

I've done that like twice, because honestly why not, but not every day.

I don’t care whose time we use but can we all move to the same one?

>inb4 butttttt I don’t want to go to work when the integer in my car says 2AM.

You gave up your guns to your government,and you call us dumbfucks? LMMFAO!
Shut the fuck up pussy

>HAHAH TURBOKEK EUROPS ROFL MURKA DA BEST
>Gets SNIP'D

>school shooting #200060604636436 occurred while this post was being typed

this can't be real

EST is a fag timezone.

MAGA

Brush. Your. Teeth.

It's real.
These are Americas NEW deplorables.