"Hey user, are you an aquaholic?"

>"Hey user, are you an aquaholic?"

Yes. I have been since I was 17.

>t. Slav

I could be made to be

Yes

I would drink her piss.

INTELLIGENCE
BELOW
AVERAGE

I wanna eat Aqua's nonexistent asshole.

When will that shitty Hikki NEET lose control and finally bend the glorious, beautiful Aqua over? He is so enamored with her already.

We realized a while ago it would just taste like pure warm water.

I wanna lick Aqua's feet.

Aqua isn't the best konosuba girl to me, but she definitely deserves Kazuma the most

I'm aquaphilic.

preach it fellow slavshit

>spoiler

yes she absolutely does

That's a big image.

I feel similarly. Aqua is worst girl by far, therefore she absolutely does deserve Kazuma the most.

Aqua is best girl, dubs confirm it.

No, but I am an assaholic and lady I wouldn't mind getting shitfaced off of your ample supply.

for you

I can't bring myself to watch more than the first 3 episodes. The fucking QUALITY faces, the annoying voices, and the sheer stupidity of all the girls.

I'm an Eris follower not some damegami.

How does she poop?

It's probably bad I can't decide if Megamin or Aqua is best girl.

>liking morons
Megumin wouldn't like you back anyway.

She's so fucking stupid. Agh.

Yes, I love my adorable goddess.

would she purify cum when she touches it and turn it into water?

>panties
FALSE GODDESS

>Aqua hosts a party
>the only beverage is water
what a boring waifu

Neither Darkness, Megumin, nor Aqua like Kazuma that may.

>shitfaced
Fuck off, carlos

was aqua always this hot?

No. Only in right hands.

Actually she canonicaly goes with shimapan

>LNs are canon
Look at how stupid you are.

Best girl

Incredible argument.

I'll just leave this here, It was posted in an Aqua thread a while ago.

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I wish she wasn't such a bitch.

For you, lord mizukage

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I wish I could punch her. She is such a smug bitch and mostly sits on her ass saying how great she is.

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I wish you weren't such a hikki neeto, but we can't have everything we want.

she's pretty great tBh

Never knew I need Aqua juicy ass as much as this before.

God's don't poop, user.

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>sits on her ass saying how great she is

That's because she is great, she has the stats to be a high level warrior if she was so inclined. Her God Blow isn't something to scoff at unless you're highly resistant to blunt damage.

>tfw you will never enjoy neo venetia at sunset.
>tfw you will never get to go on a relaxing gondola ride with Akari-chan
>tfw alice and aika won't appear and shout GONDOLA Toorimasu and make small talk with Akari and you.
>tfw Akari will never get chided for saying something embarrassing in front of you.
>tfw no matter how hard you try or reach out you will never get any closer to the scene depicted in this photo.
>tfw you are stuck trying to appreciate the world the same way Akari loves Neo Venetia but you will never be a quarter as passionate.

Why even live.

Aqua is probably the perfect heroine if she wasn't such an amoral lowlife. But then that's why she's perfect with Kazuma and the party. They're all kind of shitty people.

Yes, even Kazuma acknowledges that fact.
Also, he says that while she's hot she's also not worth the trouble.

KazumAqua is my OTP, I know Kazuma will eventually come to his senses.

I prefer aqua

While I like it, they seem more like sexfriends at most.

>follows a goddess subservient to Aqua
>who wears pads

Everyone ends up worshipping Aqua in the end, user.

You already have your own thread.

>he cant handle the smug

Since Winter 2016

You are in the wrong thread user.