Jesus is resurrected?!!

He's a guest on Ellen now? WHAT the actual FUCK is happening??????????? GET IN HERE!
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Fake and gay

LITERAL FUCKING BULLSHIT

Those dudes look totally different

>Jesus Campos wants to tell his story at a time and place of his choosing,” MGM Resorts International, which owns and operates Mandalay Bay, said in an email to the Las Vegas Review-Journal early Tuesday. “He’s asked that everyone respect his request for privacy
Really makes you think

wont be surprised if this garbage is totally scripted

How come the "Jesus Campos" in that image looks twice the size of the guy seen in the photographs

Lies weren't the only thing the alphabets have been feeding him these last couple weeks

That’s because MGM doesn’t want him to say anything that’ll make MGM liable. He’s an agent of MGM, so MGM is vicariously liable for anything he did (or didn’t do)

Ok...so why the fuck is he on Ellen? Because she will throw him softballs?

hmmm, is it the same man?

Ellen is CIA? fuck

Damn, looks like it. But he was embalmed over the weekend.

>diy drill lobotomy
Is this what they made Campos do before he went on Ellen?

She only has soft balls.. the trans epidemic has caused a shortage in hard balls..

Look at the hairline to forehead ratio. Clearly a different guy

>lol yeah man it was all like pew pew pew and there were fuckin' brains and shit flying all over the place. i told my boyfriend to keep sucking my dick though lol it was pretty fuckin lit pham

looks like he gained weight

It appears that way. But he does look like the Campos in this pic

it's not him, the reptilians have already replaced hi m with a skin walker....

The ears never lie. Looks to be the same guy in that photo. Very distinct ear pattern

u can get ppl who like like others, but not magically put on like 30 pounds in a short time

He's going to make public appearances now that he's talked to his lawyer and rehearsed a story that doesn't implicate him or his workplace. Fox news would have grilled him but Ellen will just stick to the script.

you do know they can easliy make ears look like that with prosthetics right?

I missed Ellen for the first time in years. What did he say?

bottom of ear looks different to me, and slight other bits

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He got a booking agent. Getting paid. Also, cane checks out.

>The supposed first person to encounter the supposed perpetrator of the deadliest mass shooting in history
>He goes on fucking Ellen

Those two ears are very different...

luckily I think ive memorized every version of the story from all the timelines.

Took them a week to find an ear double

Those ears are not identical at all.

Comped sushi?

the actual show isnt out yet. Tomrrow. So they film it some time earlier. So im not sure why they did all this cloak & dagger shit.

not even close to the same.

Well, bet your bottom dollar they're going to cover the "fuss" about him being missing and the "conspiracy theories" surrounding it, making spooks out of everyone.

If they bring up gun control at all, you know what's up.

Also, we should all mail Ellen a box of shit.

Completely fucking different hairline and headshape. Forehead is way off.

Guy on the left has smaller chin/lip distance than the guy on the right. Look at them. One on the left has his face sitting down on his skull closer to the chin, whereas guy on the right has his face more even spaced between top of hairline and chin.


And this is just the side on. Front on they'll look totally different.

Ears are totally different too.

Also his facial hair is more sparse and streaky than the stubble on the guy on the right. Clearly dressed him up to try and look the same.

>be hero
>sell your story for the highest bidder

American values everyone

They trust ellen to do a really shallow interview with zero information.

well you see the picture right? totally pre-recorded.

How weird, bales on conservative shows and when he shows up again it's on a liberal show. It's as if someone wants to control the narrative.

expect this interview to put the focus on gun control.

totally controlled narrative

Schluck will probably do 95% of the talking, while campos just nods his head.

even two or three frames of this gif always cause pure rage and fury whenever i see it.there is so much meaning behind this gif.

oh my god, what went through your mind when he opened up on you with that baby killing assault machine?

*audience gasps*

Are you sure you’re just not seeing what you want to see? The only difference is lighting/shadow and image resolution along with very slightly different angle and age.

I agree he looks nothing like his awkward headshots, but the “Campos” in the kissing photo and the “Campos” in the Ellen photos look to be the same guy

>this is my serious face
Celebrities. Can't live with em, can't shoot them into space.

Ellen definitely works for (((them))) in some capacity. She has a great deal of influence on a lot of normie women, too.

What the hell is happening?

Guy was going to blow shit wide open.

Disappears off the face of the planet uncontactable by anyone even those who know him.

Appears out of nowhere announced to be live on Ellen of all shows.

He's dead and this is a replacement.

They Live is real

Fake ears.

You can just about make out the mole on his chin in the Ellen pic

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>I just feel so blessed by my Interfaith beliefs. I also would like to take this moment to tell everyone about the Jesus Campos foundation against large gun magazines and bump stocks.

Is it possible the guy chose not to do any interviews because he wanted to wait for the biggest offer?

Im sure Ellen degenerate offered him alot of money

He is a grubby spic bastard afterall

So how far in advance does the man woman at record it's show?

ears don't match

Haha, thanks for the explanation friendo. Have my rarest merchant as a gift

>LE EARSHHSF NEVER LIIEEEE!!!@#@@!!

God I hate these fucking sperg NEETs who shit up every single one of these threads with "LE TROOOTHFULL EARSESSSS!!"

Fuck.

Clearly filmed before he went on the embalming diet and posed/propped for dinner with the union gang.

Y'know what I mean, Vern? Ahehehehuhuhoohoohoooooo

wew

He gained too much weight if he exists at all, which I doubt? She's gonna hail him as a hero. This guy is not Jesus. Jesus was done for or was created to give validity to Paddock who was most likely killed after shit went south. Yet tmrw he's gonna be hailed as a hero. By a puppet

Added 80 lbs in a week? #ZioWhores need a better stunt double

Nice catch

look at the lobes.

Check out the bin of RED FLAGS next to ellen

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I had normies look at the weekend photos. They all thought he was dead in the pics. Alphabet, ball is in your court. v&s cannot reach this location, you will need another mode of transportation. I have arranged for your return.

>Fake Campos actually redpills Ellen
>Redpills her
>Becomes National Socialist
>Makes fags stop acting like queers
>/ourdyke/

That does not look like Jesus at all. I don't even buy the conspiracy but that guy looks fucking ASIAN.

what are they?

Oh shit. Was someone on the show trying to help send a warning signal or is this just the elites pulling their fucked up version of karma. Showing you signs that it's a red flag and if you don't react accordingly and let them fuck you, it's you own fault.

my aged blind grandmother could tell that's not him lol

WTF #ZioWhores think they can fool goy with this shitty double? Damn, the juden are ignorant. Slightly smarter than niggers

DUDE THE BOTTON GUYS EARLOBES ARE CONNECTED, TOP GUYS ARENT.

WTF It's not even the same fucking guy.

what a disgusting looking "woman"

Ahahahaha! What? Oh please let it happen. She's like the Oprah for women too far left and lesbian for Oprah. It would be epic.

Holy shit

>cancel on Hannity
>go on Ellen

Makes sense.

Different hairline and different height from eye lash to eye brow

And look at the hairline. Top image extends out farther and is more pointed.

Maxi pads?

Checked. Digits confirm

I dunno. look like little tiny skateboard decks with ribbons attached

God you fuckers are dumb

i did some advanced work on the ears. I ran them through a data base and access the basic api images.

Kind of an underwhelming observation but something to consider.

Look at how campos dresses, definitely a faggy liberal type. Bowties, top button buttoned, those glasses.

He may have canceled those appearances because he wanted to use the opportunity to get on his favorite show, Ellen Degenerate. Or, he didnt want Fox News banking on his exclusive story.

They got it close but it's clearly not the same person

Sorry bro but that doesnt mean shit. Ears are super wacky shaped and unless your analyzing two photos of the guy in the same place with the same lighting, theres not gonna be any real usable data.

ELLEN source of nothning useful

when I first saw him I was convinced he was some female to male tranny

I ran them through the database!

i'm not even bothering to try to compare mspaint lines to ears

i just want to say that clearly none of you kids ever met up with a chick off AOL in the early to mid 2000s or you'd know how much a simple angle can change shit

Can you zoom out for head shape and hairline too? Whats the timeline of these photos?

What even is riding on Campos?

I feel like Campos might be a distraction all together.

I mean all the Harvest shit, the Luxor pyramid, the sphinx and the obelisks, the two windows, the distance between his room and the service elevator, the escape route, the evacuation, etc etc etc

So much more shit going on here. Lets not get too worked up over Campos, definitely push the shit hard as fuck but lets keep this investigation as well rounded as we can

I dont think the bottom picture has a date. Unless it was brand new when posted on twitter which would have been like early October.

you can see the lower portion if you look carefully. it's faint but the outline of the inner ear is there and they are very similar

Possible.. is tropicana footage distraction too just some High level getting escourted to absolute safety? Scanner reported more gun shots elsewhere could be echos or planned distractions by other players. Is the best question was there more then one actor?