Ex-robert here answer questions until the end of this fucking cubs game.
Jackson Torres
user who doesn't browse /cpd/ regularly here. Can I get a quick rundown on who "Robert" is and why everyone seems so enamored with him?
Henry Powell
So first number or numbers based on district so 01 or 19 is the district next two numbers are the sector or beat so it can be like 1914
Robert is added to the end to delegate a midnight car since we over lap from watch to watch. so there maybe two 1914s out there due to late arrests or something so they make sure that the dispatcher can understand who they are able to hit up
Xavier Adams
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Justin Reyes
damn haven't been in a /CPD/ thread in a long time. Robert is the hero we need but not the one we deserve. he is the one who battles the dreaded male black. he is the one who checks his keys. he is Robert.
Luis Ortiz
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Jeremiah Thomas
what's the wildest shootout you've ever been in?
Christian Brown
Same, last year's robert threads were amazing, I'm holding out 'till the 4th.
I miss the countposter the most though, get back here you glorious bastard
Christopher Nelson
Will there be a mass exodus soon? Heard something about property tax going up 10 percent.
Dominic Gutierrez
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Colton Morgan
>the rundown
>MALE BLACK rules Chicago with an iron fist >Controls the drugs >The streets >owns all the local politicians and their cronies >ROBERT the only force to oppose them >Communicates by open radio >Operates only at night >It's a war he can't win but he fights it anyway
Lucas Rivera
last summers /CPD/ were crazy.
Levi White
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One that was posted on this site and reddit happened this past winter.
Bentley Evans
they were comfy af too
Jeremiah Davis
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Brandon Robinson
mass exodus I'm not sure dont know why people want to live here. I understand wanting to visit Chicago, its a wonderful place to visit, but live is a different story. Quality of life here has taken a hit due to our economic situation and i don't have the want to bare with the city to help get it back to health quite honestly.
Asher Lopez
anyone here watch the show live pd? I've seen it advertised on TV sometimes, I've never actually gotten around to watching it, but I really hope it's set in chicago
Logan Walker
it will never be allowed here. Our PR is really disappointing to be honest.
Xavier Rogers
Nice to be missed.
Robert Sanders
this is vintage august 2016. rare af
Landon Lewis
there were live pd live threads here but the show went on break
Lucas Walker
RIP, makes sense though. I'm almost certain the only reason they haven't encrypted the scanner is due to budget reasons too. Welcome back, old friend
Austin Cook
>skank fight plus buck >"says he's still insane"
>radio sounds like they're calling in from mars
>roberts in training >at least three >running late due to roll call training >god help us all
It's cold out tonight, so we might see rare breeds of criminal. Only fuckers with business to do on the streets tonight.
Tyler Sanchez
thus why are theres always some dope from some boring district that comes on my zone opens their keys because they don't care on their home zones. nothings going on anyway... ours are the busiest.
Ayden Sanders
that's pretty cool, I always kind of wished that the scanner had video too. I'll drop into one of those threads when the show comes back. I haven't seen a /cpd/ thread since like August too, so I'm happy anyone even showed up. These are legendary levels of comfy if done right. absolutely right
Hunter Taylor
lovely to be back
>"good morning, let's start you with a domestic" >spic and female fighting, kid maybe there too
>"before you leave the hospital, could you check for a missing mental patient..."
>unknown male black climbing fence >nothing further >the hell, man...
>disturbance >loud music
>denise calling in to bitch nigglets stole a bike >has it in her house, wants cops to get it
Fucking limp wrists out tonight, over the summer it lived up to chicongo...
Mason Taylor
Anyone else consider joining the PD? I took the test (NYPD) when I was still in school, by the time I actually came up I was in a job for 2 years making nearly $20k more than the starting salary so I went inactive. I hear a lot from dudes who hate the job, who some might consider "hairbags," discouraging me from joining. My list number is still active, I think about it from time to time.
Jayden Fisher
come black friday or something though, the nig nogs will be out and about all over again. I'll wait until next 4th of july if I have to
Lucas Perez
I missed these threads bad. The easy pace, chill music running under the burning of a major city, it's perfect with a warm drink and something to munch on. We need these.
>"ahh, check on those male black, make sure they're not up to no good..." >spoiler alert
>female didn't pay the fare >not sure if any uber driver in chicago has ever actually been paid...
>fresh battery >security put hands to a bitch >bitches bitching about bitches
>random numbers station broadcast
>auto theft in progress >female black in black stealing car >if the car is black that's almost a bingo...
Aiden Jenkins
me too. i must sleep unfortunately. God speed anons. God speed Robert.
Adam Morgan
goodnight Robert
Samuel White
All we need is a holiday or some nogger getting drilled to whip shit up. I hope, hope, hope someday to hear antifa or some such knocking up with CPD. that would be fucking hilarious.
>man beating up car >female kicking car and crying as well >wat
>random screams of the damned behind dispatch
>random person knocking on door, unknown to resident >second call
>shuttling assholes to and from hospital
>random male shot in leg
Chirst, remember that one set of calls, guy called in saying he thought someone broke in, then called back to say a man with a bag on his head and an ax was in his home. after that, they couldn't raise him anymore, didn't even get an address...
Nolan Diaz
Last round of questions and I'm heading to bed... Cubs are sucking so bad right now
Nolan Rogers
I think I do remember hearing about that at one point. My favorite one was when someone called in saying they were hearing muffled arabic through the walls of their apartment
Isaac Cooper
>male wearing grey hoodie, black pants >standing near nice car >moral of story - nobody wears hoodies in chicago who doesn't have a record
>burglary in progress >male white >climb gate and breaking in to door >cold bringing out the rare breed of criminal fuckheads
>broke into building >stole bike from hallway
>homeland security check >snackbar possible
>person bouncing ball on wall >keeping caller up >calls the cops
If you're just joining this, i swear to god this is bullshit, we had nigresses trying to kill eachother with hammers this summer...
4th of July is the absolute best when it's warm in chicago, it's absolute chaos, for the whole night
Jacob Brown
might be a good night to try and fill a card, not totally fucking tom-and-jerry level insane...
crank the ambiant down to about 1/4th or so, makes the radio really pop, gives a lovely dread while it's quiet...
Sebastian Perry
There's some old ass lady in here playing fucking bingo.
Joshua Cruz
night anons...and if you could possibly try to donate a dollar or two to the memorial foundation, it is much appreciated, goes to fallen roberts families for gifts for Christmas and school supplies. EXROBERT OUT
Eli Cruz
>numbers station again
>hand waver >screaming for ambulance >"and what's he claming is wrong?" >just wants an ambulance >"*sigh* okay..."
>auto accident >two cars >no injuries >Crabby Dispatch is unimpressed
>shit going down outside hospital >pretty sure, anyway
>chase bank >female passed out in the atm booth
it's probably fucking Crabby Dispatch
Carter Davis
>SHOTS FIRED >SOME SHOTS FIRED >GIVE ME A GODDAMN NUMBER YOU BITCH >AH AH AH
Jaxon Jackson
Why do i suddenly want to be a Chicago cop on my beat.
Gavin Jackson
>stephine jackson >father kicks her and her three kids out >guess the race. go on, guess.
>disturbance on the blue line >again >highly intocxicated spic >refuses to leave station >crying >going back in 3...
>other blue line also drunk spic >drunk revolving tacos
>CUBS GAME IS OVER >ALL HANDS ON DECK >ALL PERSONAL CANCELLED >'ERE WE GO
The big midwest cities, like detroit and chicago are basically Shadowrun at this point with lower tech. Hell, megacorps would actually be a net benefit. Being able to easily access heavily armed mercs would probably fix more then it would fuck up.
Ethan Wood
i'm glad those tight gun laws are working out for chicago.
Austin Phillips
>cab driver refuses to leave >bring supervisor
>man so drunk the cop sounded impressed
>roberts pouring in so fast to prep for baseball fallout some don't have cars
>they are deploying at least three cars with trainee roberts >on a baseball night >buckle up, buttercup.
>open key rustling
>'nother radio call from mars
Charles Phillips
Makes for some primo scanner tiemz. :^)
Gabriel Cooper
>man robbed by nigress outside mc d's >however bad life is, remember you're not this guy
>roomate fight >threatening female caller with wooden paddle >ten goddamn four
>water tower fuckups
>"we are told by the office of electricity that we are-" >static screech
>everyone leaving stadium in orderly fashion >for now
>male white >won't pay uber >won't leave car >how the fuck is uber still operating here...
>big party >20+ people >"smoking, drinking, doing drugs"
funny they never mention the multicultural wonders of chicago and detroit, ya know? funny, that...you think the dems would be more proud...
Andrew Brooks
OC
1/?
Grayson Myers
2/3
Benjamin Campbell
3/3/
Jordan Scott
bonus
Angel Hall
Sorry lads, this is it for me tonight. wife is coming home from fire department, going to shoot the shit on the porch and maybe bang. For chrissakes start running these threads again, i have a massive folder of count von bodycount i'm not doing anything with...
Seriously, love you fuckers, every ghost-vulture among you, good evenin' roberts.
Jack Ortiz
goodnight robert, thanks for dropping by. That's it for me too probably, OP out. I'll make these threads when I can, I'll always remember the fun of last summer
