USA beats Japan in giant robot battle

youtube.com/watch?v=Z-ouLX8Q9UM#t=13m25s

SHAMEFUR DISPURAY. Kuratas had no defense against Eagle Prime's chainsaw arm. Paintball cannons and drones don't win mech battles, serious weapons do.

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Because that shit wasn't even more badly staged/scripted than wrestling. That was a piss poor attempt to basically create WWE with robots.

I'll still watch it

Nigger are you implying that WWE isn't real?

Commit Seppuku!

Wait, if it was staged why would they have the robots get stuck on each other during the first round?

I think specific events were staged, like they had a checklist that said 1. use drone 2. use guns 3. knock down cars 4. destroy announcer booth

..and they meant to ensure they did all those things by the end, but the maneuvering and attack times were free form

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That's fucking wicked, how did this fail in the US? They have a fucking flame drone and the ground based bot managed to rekt it

Not sure, this shit was hype AF.
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That was fucking retarded. I actually feel more stupid for having watched it, and I am not a smart man.

Honestly the robots just need to be bigger. Like, car sized. That would make it 100x better and a global success.

They're already bigger than cars dummy.

The part of the problem is these morons can't even control these things. A heavy equipment operator could have done way better movements and damage. Lame fag nerds are for designing, not piloting.

robots aside i would totally fuck that purple hair bitch and i know you faggots would too

This is so cringe

The leaf's worst nightmare.

holy fuck this is awesome

Looks fake as fuck.

7:20 (round 1) and 12:55 (round 2) so you don't have to sit through most of the cringe
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now that's what I want to watch

it was kinda dumb but you have to start somewhere. the americans were obnoxious and jewy looking and the announcers were cringe as fuck. give it 10 years and maybe it'l become cool. also this belong in /bant/ not Sup Forums.

THEY ARE FUCKING INSIDE IT WHEN THEY FIGHT?!!!


powerful mike goldberg

This was so fucking boring I turned it off early. This really was cringe and lame as fuck.

The japs actually build mech for civ use.
Fellow burgers just stand a tank up and put a chain saw on it then call it a mech.

>white gaijin fuck pig on Japanese team
obviously there is saboteur, bring the sword
bring all the sword

I would prefer the kurstas with live weaponry and that punch pike shield like they have from votoms. Increase the mobility a bit and give it better armor other than fiberglass panels and it would be pretty good for urban combat, heck, give it pepper spray launchers and tear gas grenades and its perfect to for riot control.

Much like space travel, metal isnt strong enough to make a real mech. Just a shitty cart on wheels

My country is blocked
fuck this jelly fucker who lives in a shithole

You realize this shit was announced in like 2015 and got constantly delayed? You realize how long I waited to see this? And it turns out to be some shitty battle that looks almost scripted.

Come to think of it I'm pretty sure it was announced in 2013-2014 because I waited much longer than 2 years.

It's a rake game!

This was fucking cool.
You faggots are dreamless soulless niggers.

>soulless niggers.
Delete this!

it failed because the shit you don't see, there might be 4 battles but they're about 3 minutes max, what do you think they do to fill the time?

It didn't really fail. It was successful enough there were two shows, battlebots and robot wars that ran for years on channels like G4 and Spike

It's not something that will be successful enough to justify putting on fucking ABC though, thats just dumb. It's not quality that screwed it it's the chosen channel. If it was put on a channel where more of the total channel audience was inclined towards being interested in this then it'd work.

>Fellow burgers just stand a tank up and put a chain saw on it then call it a mech.

Thats how we do things, because fuck you and your multi use bullshit. Take pic related for example. We literally just took a gun and built a plane around it. Every time the fucking faggot politicans want to make us retire it the marines and air force pilots all tell them not to because it's so damn good at its job.

Thinking "how can i build a mech around a chainsaw" is exactly what an American would do.

We built a mech around a cannon and shot the jap mechs dick off

What are you talking about? He was born in Japan. You're not implying he cant be Japanese because hes white now are you user. Being born in a geographic region is all that matters. Like all those big lipped dark skinned Germans :^)

He means the battlebots/robot wars bots.

what a cringe fest

>3 year prep time
>japan mech was already built and it was not made for combat, modified Yeah and got a new left arm and tractor wheels
>america made 3 mechs with combat in mind and did lots of outsourcing and testing

Yeah the winner was obvious

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Fucking love battlebots.

Since when could you mount guns on the bots?